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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com

Report: Entire world refreshing newsfeed for no particular reason

aug 30, 2025, 3:54 am • 1,888 305

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Danny Pinion @sirala6.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 3:56 am • 11 1 • view
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Venom @ven999.bsky.social

Hehehehehe

aug 30, 2025, 4:09 am • 1 0 • view
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TheAnarchisthobbyist @anarchisthobbyist.bsky.social

Fingers and dicks closed lads

aug 30, 2025, 5:53 am • 0 0 • view
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Melissa @nitenitemelissa.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 12:09 pm • 5 1 • view
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Possibly Kimberly @possiblykim123.bsky.social

It’s been two days!

aug 30, 2025, 7:22 am • 1 0 • view
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My Snowblower can beat up your snowblower @seriouslydemented.bsky.social

I would settle for incapacitated to the point of being unable to perform the duties of the office, but he's been that way since he was elected.

aug 30, 2025, 10:23 am • 7 0 • view
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i_gvf 🇨🇦 @i-gvf.bsky.social

A nutball shot children in church, and people are leaning toward: You know, I really want to dance in the streets about the end of their Messiah.

aug 30, 2025, 4:14 am • 4 0 • view
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MissPlaced @missplaced.bsky.social

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

aug 30, 2025, 4:56 am • 4 0 • view
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Jakob G. @jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social

We all want to know if prayer works.

aug 30, 2025, 7:07 am • 1 0 • view
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RogerThat 🐕☕🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @rogerthat---ex-x.bsky.social

#truth

aug 30, 2025, 8:12 am • 1 0 • view
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Cheryl Kuhnert @demme.bsky.social

I'd put this all down as wishful thinking, but I guess he hasn't been going golfing lately.

aug 30, 2025, 4:09 am • 9 0 • view
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🌎𝙷𝚎𝚒𝚍𝚒 @heidicatlady.bsky.social

He hasn’t been seen since that last weird cabinet meeting where cabinet members took turns giving accolades. They were maybe saying goodbye. I think it might be surgery. Also, Vance was talking about being ready to step in.

aug 30, 2025, 6:11 am • 4 1 • view
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Cheryl Kuhnert @demme.bsky.social

Oh yes, the competitive boot-licking event. What a nauseating show that was.

aug 30, 2025, 11:32 am • 2 0 • view
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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lostscot.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 4:29 am • 22 1 • view
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🌎𝙷𝚎𝚒𝚍𝚒 @heidicatlady.bsky.social

We are hoping.

aug 30, 2025, 6:07 am • 2 0 • view
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Pragmatical 🇨🇦 @allij.bsky.social

News outlets the world over can save themselves headline-writing time by just using “Now What???” over and over and over. For pretty much everything.

aug 30, 2025, 4:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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WMR 🇨🇦🦫🦋🐻‍❄️ @jinxyminxy.bsky.social

After last night's tariff screed, I'm way less hopeful 🙄☹️

aug 30, 2025, 10:54 am • 0 0 • view
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TRDowden @trdowden2.bsky.social

Six times in the last 10 minutes

aug 30, 2025, 8:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Emma NZ @emmanz.bsky.social

Seriously I’m in New Zealand and that’s what I’m doing. And thanking god that it’s only 5pm here so I could be awake for the news.

aug 30, 2025, 4:57 am • 15 1 • view
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watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social

The world waits with bated breath

aug 30, 2025, 5:46 am • 7 1 • view
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🌎𝙷𝚎𝚒𝚍𝚒 @heidicatlady.bsky.social

If he’s not out golfing in a few hours odds are looking even better.

aug 30, 2025, 6:08 am • 5 1 • view
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watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 6:31 am • 2 0 • view
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grimmrad 🧬🎼🖼️🏛️ @grimmrad.bsky.social

Pic dropped. I guess there is always tomorrow, hopefully. These days even that is not sure.

aug 30, 2025, 3:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Neurodivergent Grimoire @ndgrimoire.bsky.social

I’m trying to figure out what caused all this chatter and suspense. Did something sus happen giving everyone hope?

aug 30, 2025, 5:55 am • 3 0 • view
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Not Sure @renpho.bsky.social

Day off so, of course, I'm cleaning the house. I clean a room - check on my computer- then clean another room. lol

aug 30, 2025, 12:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Aspen Bell @aspenbell.bsky.social

Same here but front porch, check phone, take care of cat, check phone. 😝

aug 30, 2025, 9:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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langcow.bsky.social @langcow.bsky.social

#pedopotus

aug 30, 2025, 9:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Kelly Dwyer @kdonhoops.com

man I haven't gone to Drudge Report in a WHILE

aug 30, 2025, 4:55 am • 3 0 • view
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robbymack @robbymack87.bsky.social

nothing relevant perusing the top half of the site

aug 30, 2025, 8:27 am • 2 0 • view
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🌎𝙷𝚎𝚒𝚍𝚒 @heidicatlady.bsky.social

Here we are hoping. Refreshing. Planning our celebrations.

aug 30, 2025, 6:05 am • 1 0 • view
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sheilavjsh.bsky.social @sheilavjsh.bsky.social

you caught me.

aug 31, 2025, 12:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Leslie @lesmj.bsky.social

😉

aug 30, 2025, 7:18 am • 0 0 • view
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locopacker.bsky.social @locopacker.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 4:36 am • 4 0 • view
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Woke AF @wokeaf.lovable.app

aug 30, 2025, 7:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social

I live on the west coast of the US and I won’t be sleeping tonight!🙏🤞🙏🤞

aug 30, 2025, 8:09 am • 1 1 • view
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Town E. 🫐 @vegashal67.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 10:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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🧐Trudy Lynn 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @tlt55.bsky.social

Even Melania is checking every five minutes.

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aug 30, 2025, 11:49 am • 3 0 • view
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Shannon Reardon 🇨🇦 @shannonr709.bsky.social

😂😂😂

aug 30, 2025, 10:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social

I want confirmation.

aug 30, 2025, 5:43 am • 1 0 • view
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whyevernotmb.bsky.social @whyevernotmb.bsky.social

We’re all going to be crushed if he’s back in the golf cart tomorrow morning

aug 30, 2025, 10:04 am • 1 1 • view
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social

We All So Wanted to Find It DEAD.

aug 31, 2025, 8:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Natalia @natalia-moon.bsky.social

*looks around nervously* Did something happen... again?

aug 30, 2025, 3:56 am • 7 0 • view
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jacf-part2.bsky.social @jacf-part2.bsky.social

What, did losing the right to randomly impose variable tariffs cause a rage-induced stroke?

aug 30, 2025, 5:47 am • 4 0 • view
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Crystal Corpse 🇨🇦💀🖤 @battybackpack.bsky.social

💀💀💀💀

aug 30, 2025, 4:29 am • 3 0 • view
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Aria B4 🇨🇦 @ariabehbuh.bsky.social

😄

aug 30, 2025, 2:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Churanah @churanah.bsky.social

Just hoping IT finally happened

aug 30, 2025, 3:56 am • 7 0 • view
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dollyz.bsky.social @dollyz.bsky.social

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aug 30, 2025, 10:34 am • 2 0 • view
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3wombats @3wombats.bsky.social

We live in hope

aug 30, 2025, 4:51 am • 3 0 • view
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Ryan B @ryanbposting.bsky.social

Nobody blink

aug 30, 2025, 8:44 am • 2 0 • view
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lionpride35.bsky.social @lionpride35.bsky.social

I just want to watch more cat videos. Honest.

aug 30, 2025, 2:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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DP Price @dp-price3.bsky.social

Wishing and hoping and dreaming

aug 30, 2025, 8:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dennis Moore @dennis-moore.org

Network error.

aug 30, 2025, 8:05 am • 0 0 • view