Employee appreciation lunch features cheapest food possible
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Pizza with no toppings.
sep 2, 2025, 10:39 pm • 0 0 • view
AKA: “Muffin rage”
sep 2, 2025, 11:21 pm • 1 0 • view
I thought the Beaverton was satire
sep 2, 2025, 10:14 pm • 4 0 • view
Lol, we got Walmart brand ice cream sandwiches for our appreciation week.
sep 3, 2025, 1:07 am • 0 0 • view
I can remember being called into the office by the manager of finance because I ordered $25 pizzas for my team as appreciation for a job well done. "You do know there are cheaper pizzas, don't you?" "Perhaps but these are the best around. Pay the damn bill!"
sep 3, 2025, 8:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh, I used to work there!
sep 3, 2025, 12:45 am • 0 0 • view
Yes, of course you should eat the paper napkins: they're full of fibre.
sep 2, 2025, 10:20 pm • 0 0 • view
The last one for us was literally wonder bread, 1 Kraft slice and 1 slice of ham.
sep 3, 2025, 11:09 am • 0 0 • view
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sep 2, 2025, 10:38 pm • 0 0 • view
I read this as "Beaverton employee appreciation lunch...." at first 😆
sep 3, 2025, 12:54 am • 0 0 • view
That mysterious orange drink!
sep 3, 2025, 11:47 am • 0 0 • view