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Rezeya I, Grand Gostak of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social

Zero grasp of the situation. None whatsoever.

Princess Artemus Shadowsdottir aka Artie aka Artiemoose aka Moosemoose aka Mooselet aka Mooseline aka Amelia Brainfart aka Greta Garfo aka Dodobird #1 aka Royal Snackmaster aka Dummydum aka Porkbelly aka Brisket aka The Rrrrrhombus aka Pootnoodle
aug 30, 2025, 2:44 am • 11 2

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Garden Matron Amaryllis @zoneofmeower.bsky.social

zen . . .

aug 30, 2025, 2:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Rezeya I, Grand Gostak of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social

Actually, once you got to know Artie, you'd recognize that as the look of intensely focused, Xanatos-like scheming. I tease her about her intelligence because She Is A Small Cat, but when she wants to, she has the cunning of a supervillain and outsmarts Food Lady and me on the regular. 😅

aug 30, 2025, 12:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rezeya I, Grand Gostak of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social

I'm still halfway convinced that the multi-year drama with her getting herself recurringly stuck in that neighbor's attic was a 100% calculated multi-stage scheme to go from That Cat Who Hangs Around to Our Cat Who Lives Here without ever giving us any actual choice in the matter. 😅

aug 30, 2025, 12:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rezeya I, Grand Gostak of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social

(Little did she know that I was secretly cheering for her the entire time, like the Waylon to her Monty. ❤️)

aug 30, 2025, 12:47 pm • 3 0 • view
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Chip Unicorn @chipuni.bsky.social

Perfect grasp of the situation. You feed the cat. That is the situation.

aug 30, 2025, 3:23 am • 1 0 • view