Buff in his sixties Ralph Fiennes very much on show in The Return if you've not seen it, I liked it in it's low keyness, not what you expect when you think of movie versions of The Odyssey albeit they're just telling the last part. youtu.be/FJmAwlmOavs?...

2002 Red Dragon Ralph Feinnes minus the serial killer part he was pretty ripped for the role. 🤔

What about Odysseus Ralph Fiennes?

Would that it were so simple.

Four, surely?

real talk: there's really no not-hot Ralph Fiennes (except for Nazi/evil Fiennes)

has anyone mentioned Odysseus Ralph Fiennes yet

I think someone might've linked the trailer earlier. I haven't seen it yet, but it is very much on my radar and Relevant to My Interests 👀

It's as close as you're gonna get to a Ralph Fiennes John Wick I think (not as good as that sounds but the scenes he's in are very very good)

yeah I've heard it isn't terrific but I love Fiennes and an Odyssey adaptation, and I can watch it for free so I'm sold. hoping to give it a look sometime soon

I stupidly wrote "John Wick" when I meant it's like a Fiennes Nic Cage movie, where you spend the whole time waiting for him to erupt and he does. Worth a look and Fiennes is amazing in it.

Voldemort?

But if you find that sexy then you do you

I haven't seen the Harry Potter movies or read the books but doesn't Voldemort fall under the "Nazi/evil" category

Fair

Hot or Not ?

I could fix him

hold up... Coriolanus Ralph Fiennes has entered the chat.

Pitch perfect alt text btw!

thank you! I usually like to be a little more descriptive but I wanted to keep that one short and sweet