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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social

Shane Black's new Parker and Grofield movie finally has a trailer

aug 26, 2025, 11:08 pm • 88 9

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social

a Shane Black Parker adaptation should be a slam dunk! Wahlberg wouldn’t have been my first choice but still

aug 26, 2025, 11:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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David Sarginson @zatoichi365.bsky.social

The Venn diagram of my love for Shane Black's writing and weakness for the movie Shooter finally overlap.

aug 27, 2025, 7:02 am • 1 0 • view
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That Guy Who Writes about Toys and Movies @randyofaftimes.bsky.social

Do we have time to digitally replace Wahlberg?

aug 27, 2025, 1:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Dr.Butcher M.D., Medical Deviate @drbutchermd.bsky.social

Haven't been feeling Wahlberg for many years but when he's engaged he's good, so we'll see.

aug 27, 2025, 7:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social

also not crazy about Wahlberg (and not crazy about quippy Parkers in general) but I’m interested to see Stanfield as Grofield!

aug 26, 2025, 11:32 pm • 7 0 • view
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aghastlypresence.bsky.social @aghastlypresence.bsky.social

Dya suppose there's a chance this plays at Beyondfest?

aug 28, 2025, 5:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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ain’t nowhere @unknowably.bsky.social

Hamm always seemed like the obvious choice for a modern take on Parker. But what do I know? This does seem like Shane Black in his element, and Rosa Salazar is an instant yes for me, so…I would like to watch this.

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aug 27, 2025, 7:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nick W @electronick78.bsky.social

Ya know, despite a number of things that could be criticized I say: Fuck yeah, a new Shane Black movie! AND in the genre he can’t be fucked with about.

aug 28, 2025, 5:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Matthew Kiernan @hq10.bsky.social

An original story apparently? There's no source material listed other than the Parker series.

aug 27, 2025, 12:05 am • 1 0 • view
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social

my understanding is that it's mostly original but it takes some inspiration from one of the Grofield novels. there was a specific Parker title mentioned to me too but I'm not sure whether that influence remains in the final product.

aug 27, 2025, 12:09 am • 2 0 • view
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Matthew Kiernan @hq10.bsky.social

I recall hearing when it was first announced it was an adaptation of THE HANDLE, but that doesn't seem to be the case. Either way, cautiously optimistic. I know how much Black reveres Westlake and the character, so it expect it should be respectful while still a fun Shane Black movie.

aug 27, 2025, 12:16 am • 1 0 • view
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Matthew Butcher @lanius.bsky.social

It looks vaguely like THE HANDLE to me? Casino, boat, robbing a pseudo-nation? Lots of differences too, of course.

aug 27, 2025, 12:45 am • 0 0 • view
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social

huh, that one was never an influence. I saw a lot of places call it an adaptation of The Hunter but they just assumed because it's the first. anyway, I'm also feeling cautiously optimistic, I love the source material but I'm trying not to be too precious about it

aug 27, 2025, 12:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Matthew Kiernan @hq10.bsky.social

Same. Gonna let Shane Black do his thing with it. Fingers crossed!

aug 27, 2025, 12:39 am • 1 0 • view
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Brendan Foley @thetruebrendanf.bsky.social

When it starts with Wahlberg-Parker being double-crossed by a lady friend, my immediate thought was, "C'mon Shane, we're doing The Hunter AGAIN?" Kinda glad he appears to just be doing a new thing with vague concepts of Parker/Grofeld and their dynamic.

aug 27, 2025, 12:35 am • 1 0 • view
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social

the first novel is kind of an outlier in the series anyway, they're not drawing from it at all. but I can't actually think of a Parker novel where he isn't betrayed or double-crossed lol

aug 27, 2025, 12:40 am • 2 0 • view
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flappingbreeze.bsky.social @flappingbreeze.bsky.social

Damnit why did they have to pick Wahlberg? Can’t stand the guy and obviously bad casting

aug 26, 2025, 11:21 pm • 6 0 • view
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social

11th hour casting after RDJ dropped out

aug 26, 2025, 11:23 pm • 5 0 • view
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flappingbreeze.bsky.social @flappingbreeze.bsky.social

I used to think Josh Brolin would be the guy, maybe he’s a little too old now

aug 26, 2025, 11:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Olman Feelyus @walkerp.bsky.social

Robert Downey Jr?! That also makes no sense. Jesus Hollywood get off the nose candy.

aug 26, 2025, 11:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social

people forget RDJ's a good actor, I think he could have pulled it off. and it's not "nose candy," they have to find a big enough star to get a film made. unfortunately Parker's a role made for a character actor, not a big name.

aug 26, 2025, 11:53 pm • 9 0 • view
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Olman Feelyus @walkerp.bsky.social

Okay, I watched the trailer. Even setting aside how this has nothing to do with Parker, this looks pretty generic.

aug 27, 2025, 3:59 am • 0 0 • view
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social

look, this movie's getting dumped on amazon prime in October and they're not bringing their A-game in promoting it. they've released 1 trailer and 1 still image, that's it. my friends made this, I know they love the source material, & I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt until I see it for myself

aug 27, 2025, 4:18 am • 2 0 • view
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Olman Feelyus @walkerp.bsky.social

I'm fine if Westlake's estate got some $ and I'll wait until it comes out to reserve judgement, but looks like things went off the rails here. Sympathy to your friends.

aug 27, 2025, 11:19 am • 0 0 • view
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social

lol you could've saved that little bit of condescension for after the film's release, *if* you're vindicated! I would personally rather root for my friends here and I'm hoping for the best - I love Westlake and I'm a huge fan of Shane Black's work and would love to see a return to form

aug 27, 2025, 11:32 am • 5 0 • view
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Olman Feelyus @walkerp.bsky.social

I hope for the best. I don't want to be vindicated. I just want somebody to do Parker right. It's hard not to be cynical when you see a property used seemingly for name recognition only with none of the actual elements that made it so great.

aug 27, 2025, 11:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Mel Stefaniuk @melstefaniuk.bsky.social

With a Christmas appearance!!!!

aug 26, 2025, 11:11 pm • 1 0 • view