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Dawmino [NSFW] @dawmino.bsky.social

I keep getting ads to tell me to stop masturbating or it will rot your brain. So what do I do then just explode and die?!

aug 31, 2025, 6:26 pm • 7 0

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Citrus 🍊 ΘΔ bandicraft in real @ribboncatliker.bsky.social

didn't you know? if you cum once your brain dissolves instantly and leaks out your ears!

aug 31, 2025, 6:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dawmino [NSFW] @dawmino.bsky.social

They've started telling eachother "women can tell you've been beating it, they can smell it on you and see your lethargy" to scare themselves even more. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad.

aug 31, 2025, 6:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Citrus 🍊 ΘΔ bandicraft in real @ribboncatliker.bsky.social

I literally wouldn't have even met my gf if I wasn't openly a freak online, they're absolutely full of shit lmao

aug 31, 2025, 6:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dawmino [NSFW] @dawmino.bsky.social

You can masturbate as much as you want. Do NOT listen to internet advice for men. NEVER listen to internet advice for men. I have protected myself from SO MUCH BULLSHIT by NOT listening to internet advice for men.

aug 31, 2025, 6:28 pm • 13 2 • view
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Brill @mwbrill.bsky.social

If you need to take advice on how to be a "man", it's ironically a huge sign of insecurity.

aug 31, 2025, 6:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dawmino [NSFW] @dawmino.bsky.social

My "how to be a man" is "be nice and work hard", im not smart enough for all this other stuff

aug 31, 2025, 8:08 pm • 0 0 • view