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Dr Syd @sydmj.bsky.social

I need to see the case

aug 13, 2025, 10:38 pm • 5 0

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churchlady320 @churchlady320.bsky.social

So go look. LA Superior Court 1968. Assault was charged, physics prof said sandwiches were insufficiently aerodynamic or lethal. He got acquitted of assault. Rudeness is not a crime.

aug 13, 2025, 10:51 pm • 41 3 • view
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Tracy L Cooper @tracyc.bsky.social

If it were, 47* would be charged.

aug 13, 2025, 10:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mona Agent 99 @monaagent99.bsky.social

I hope this sandwich guy's attorney knows about this case. They can cite it as precedent.

aug 13, 2025, 11:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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80% snark, 20% reasoned factual discourse @joeyblau.bsky.social

Yes but that case was a regular sandwich two slices of bread with a filling and was not suitably aerodynamic. On the other hand this was a submarine sandwich, a common hoagie, wrapped in plastic and ready to be used for lethal purposes. Assault with a deadly weapon!

aug 14, 2025, 11:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Assigned Lizard at Birth🔻 @lucifersfursona.bsky.social

“Rudeness is not a crime” is *really* good

aug 14, 2025, 12:05 am • 3 0 • view
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Dr Syd @sydmj.bsky.social

I wasn’t doubting you. Literally, I want to read the case.

aug 13, 2025, 10:53 pm • 15 0 • view
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churchlady320 @churchlady320.bsky.social

I never read the case but knew the student and the physics prof. It was one of the best parts of being a student there.

aug 13, 2025, 11:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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churchlady320 @churchlady320.bsky.social

I do have to say it MIGHT have been a municipal court, but I doubt it. Carson, CA. Assault during a student demonstration probably got bumped to Superior Court. I can't Google it so unless you're in LA County this might not pop. LA Times or the Daily Breeze likely would have the story.

aug 13, 2025, 11:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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churchlady320 @churchlady320.bsky.social

I followed you so you can follow me so I can give you the defendant's name. It was in criminal court LA County Superior Court.

aug 13, 2025, 10:56 pm • 13 0 • view
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syrairising.bsky.social @syrairising.bsky.social

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aug 14, 2025, 12:29 am • 9 2 • view
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1984isNOW @1984isnow.bsky.social

This is awesome!

aug 14, 2025, 12:52 am • 2 0 • view
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churchlady320 @churchlady320.bsky.social

I can't remember what I made for dinner last night, but THAT I remember.

aug 14, 2025, 12:53 am • 2 0 • view
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syrairising.bsky.social @syrairising.bsky.social

🤣🙌

aug 14, 2025, 12:58 am • 1 0 • view
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churchlady320 @churchlady320.bsky.social

👍 Thanks for ferreting this out. It was one of the highlights of our days. Hope I'm recalling the rest of it properly.

aug 14, 2025, 12:42 am • 8 0 • view
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syrairising.bsky.social @syrairising.bsky.social

Seems like it but at minimum spot on that he was acquitted for similar type of assault. That's a darn good start for any lawyer. This is the best of social media for good.

aug 14, 2025, 12:44 am • 4 1 • view
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churchlady320 @churchlady320.bsky.social

I'm beginning to suspect it definitely happened (you found it) but got enlarged into folklore. I remember a John McMillan but always thought it was another guy. Hope it involved CSCDH because if not it really WAS urban legend w facts even a year after it happened. Still a good case!

aug 14, 2025, 12:47 am • 1 0 • view
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syrairising.bsky.social @syrairising.bsky.social

Well it's in GPT so it must be true 😂

aug 14, 2025, 12:48 am • 1 0 • view