we do?

Go to the FNYT for the wink. It's not complete without the wink. (Remember when all the stepping stones led to the NYT? Now it's a stepping stone to Entertainment Tonight.)

Who's ‘we’ here? Is that why Amy Odell believes her, or why she's so good at fooling people?

Odell thinks her Paltrow biography will be a bestseller that will eventually get made into 10-part Netflix movie.

What’s this we shit? Does Amy have a turd in her pocket?

Who the fuck believes Gwyneth Paltrow?

Her skincare routine seems pretty good. Or is this about the Coldplay thing?

It’s about all the goop nonsense and buying into the bullshit alternative health scams.

What the f^ck is this?!

# @nytpitchbot.bsky.social “volatile” “disproportionate intensity” “extraordinary powers” “Hitler's anti-Semitism was not so genuine or violent as it sounded … he was merely using anti-Semitic propaganda as a bait to catch messes of followers and keep them aroused, enthusiastic and in line”

Did the author of this also have a jade egg crammed in her while writing this?

I can't stop thinking about the teabags.

i do but don't want to know more

They could have whittled this read down about 5 minutes to get me interested in it

IDGAF about this worthless POS. I wish the media would shut the fuck up about her.

I’m not willing to spend even 5 minutes on this.

Five minute read. Imagine devoting five minutes of your life to reading about Gwyneth Paltrow and then being exactly that much closer to your inevitable death when you’re done.

Who tf asked for this