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Russia sending 500 killer drones into Ukraine, which I do not support, is at least intended to restore some measure of peace in the region, unlike Barack Hussein Obama's bloodthirsty drone warfare which was universally lauded by the cringey wine mom shitlibs on M$DNC. by Green Glennwald
In which we learn that "Beauty and the Beast" & "Harry Potter" have a secret liberal message.
We are dropping like flies. by Lindsey Graham
The Catholic case for attending Peter Thiel's 4-day lecture on the Antichrist. by Ross Douthat
The president just needs to inject himself with bleach and drink raw milk to feel better. by RFK Jr
Why is Ray Dalio warning that the United States is descending into 1930s-style autocracy? Because Ray Dalio is too woke.
Excuse for not joining in the shitlib orgy of celebration over the declining health of President Donald J. Trump, who I do not support. by Glenn Greenwald
One of the most shallow propagandists in the Greenwald cinematic universe.
Destiny’s Child YouTuber Destiny never said “say my name” though if you look past his brown eyes you can see it’s Steven Kenneth Bonnell II. But now his son is dangerously in love with neo-Nazi tweeting. Will Destiny be a survivor of this so he can pay his bills, bills, bills? by Maureen Dowd
Opinion | Barack Obama promised to be “change you can believe in.” Donald Trump is fulfilling that promise.
Cracker Barrel is the Bud Light of American Eagle jeans.
Whether it is a random government employee tossing a sandwich at an ICE agent, or a fanatical MAGA activist gunning down Minnesota Democrats in their own homes, both sides are using targeted political violence as a strategy.
Whether it's conservatives' fictional fear that Obama was ready to declare martial law, or liberals' fictional fear that Trump has been militarizing blue cities & threatening to cancel elections, both sides are engaging in silly fear-mongering.
Democrats need to deliver their own 4-day lecture on the Antichrist.
Every elected Republican is getting mercilessly booed at town halls across the country. Here's why that's bad news for Democrats.
Nick Fuentes, who I do not support, is the most progressive journalist of my lifetime. by Glenn Greenwald
Opinion | Banning guns won't work. But locking church doors and arming the priests just might.
Sure Trump hasn't been seen for several days. But how many months has it been since Joe Biden did a solo press conference?
Is Trump going to heaven? We asked three aspiring “anti-woke” comedians selling unvaccinated sperm in exchange for ethereum outside Joe Rogan’s “Mothership.”
Highway to Health Social media was thunderstruck with a lot of high voltage TNT amidst rumors of Trump’s poor health. But will the president ever come back in black aboard the rock n roll train? Or will he start giving the DOGE a clone? by Maureen Dowd
President Trump's plans to militarize blue cities & cancel future elections draws both scrutiny and praise.
Why did Bari Weiss throw a huge inauguration party for Trump? Because she is an impartial journalist.
In a stunning 6-3 ruling, the supreme court rules that all lower courts should cease to exist unless they agree with the Trump administration.
The highest murder rates in the country can be found in red states like Louisiana, Mississippi, and Missouri. Here's why Trump is right to militarize all the lawless blue states which contain the national hubs of culture & commerce.
Opinion | The progressive case for never talking about the Epstein files ever again.
Opinion | If only Barack Obama had hosted a UFC fight at the White House.
It's rich to see all the shitlibs attacking ketamine-addicted billionaires, who I do not support, after decades of criticizing the war on drugs, which I also do not support. by Glennd Of The World As We Know It
Even if Donald Trump fails to secure a peace deal in either Ukraine or Gaza, he still deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
Why did Tulsi Gabbard out the identity of a Russian operative on twitter? Because he was too woke.
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution is set to cancel its print publication in the latest blow to Democrats.
Taylor Swift's latest album "The Prenup" has Swifties baffled as to its true meaning.
Russia's latest bombing campaign, which struck EU and British offices, is further evidence that Trump's 4-D red carpet stunt just might have worked.
Children are being gunned down in churches but burning the American flag is a bridge too far.
Opinion | We must start arming the Catholic priests.
Downtown Santa Cruz just hasn't been the same ever since O'Neill's Surf Shop shut down. But now that Trump is sending the National Guard to California, the locals feel hope is just around the corner.
Pharma Police The let down of canceling vaccine research is a real house of cards waiting to collapse as paranoid android RFK Jr is leaving many Americans high and dry (no surprises there). Have we all got the bends over this? Or is it all just a clever jigsaw falling into place? by Maureen Dowd
All ICE On Me Broadway is dark tonight as the big machine of ICE agents descend on the city like a black balloon. How long will the Dizzy Democrats continue to let this slide before they let gloves in? My advice to citizens on the street: don't tell 'em your name! by Maureen Dowd
In this Ohio diner, the locals are standing behind Bari Weiss's proposed $250M acquisition.
The big winner of the Swift-Kelce engagement? Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.
Why isn't every single law firm in the country offering $100M worth of pro bono work to the Trump administration? Because law firms are too woke.
Lisa Cook's biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan's podcast.
Opinion | Why Gavin Newsom gives us the ick.
Opinion | I'm proud to support the "living constitution" theory now that Republicans control the congress, the supreme court, and the white house.
Opinion | Why I'm not not endorsing Zohran Mamdani. by Hakeem Jeffries
Why Joe Biden's health & cognitive decline were the subject of universal derision and mockery during the 2024 election cycle. But Trump's many concerning health troubles are quickly making him into a noble martyr for the country.
As a committed civil libertarian, President Donald J. Trump's executive order banning flag-burning, which I do not support, is not nearly as egregious as shitlibs changing the name of M$DNC to M$, which I also do not support. by Glenn Greenwald
Opinion | Democrats need their own Paypal Mafia.
The "crisis" in airport lounges continues...
Opinion | Joe Biden and Kamala Harris should have explicitly condemned the Frankfurt School.
Opinion | If given the chance, would Zohran Mamdani have been a friend of Jeffrey Epstein?
Whether it is Donald Trump mobilizing 1,700 troops and deploying them against citizens in 17 cities across the country, or Barack Obama pledging to double the size of the Peace Corps, both sides have been on an authoritarian bender.
Glenn " ridiculous strawman" Greenwald
Solyndra was the greatest scandal of the Obama presidency. Here's why we endorse the government becoming a major investor in huge tech companies. by The Cato Institute
President Donald J. Trump, who I do not support, is perfectly within his rights to raid the home of a shitlib like John Bolton, who I also do not support. by Green Glennwald
Turning the United States into a dystopian police state draws both praise and criticism.
Opinion | Why a convicted sex trafficker who is desperate for a presidential pardon just might be telling the truth about Trump's innocence.
Things that are more important than releasing the Epstein files: the cracker barrel logo, releasing convicted fraudsters like Tina Peters, and raiding John Bolton's house.
John Bolton's biggest mistake? Not going on the Hawk Tuah podcast.
I was a lifelong liberal democrat. Until the left refused to endorse JD Vance for president in 2028.
In this Ohio diner, Bolton still means that guy from Office Space. But they do know one thing. Anyone who has stolen classified TPS reports deserves to have strychnine put in his guacamole.
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Opinion | Every room in John Bolton's house as a character from Game of Thrones.
As a strict civil libertarian, the FBI had no business raiding Mar-a-Lago. Here's why I support the FBI raiding John Bolton's home.
Why was the rainbow crosswalk outside Pulse nightclub painted over by the government? Because it was too woke.
Is cancelling the election cheugy?
The progressive case for giving Kristi Noem a taxpayer-funded jet.
Harvard Institute of Politics to be renamed in honor of James Dobson.
In his latest bid for a Nobel Peace Prize, Trump (the anti-war president) sends 4,000 troops to Venezuela.
Genghis Khan SideSteppes Norms.
Analysis | What counting the buttons on Zelensky's suit reveals about Ukraine's future.
It’s rich to see the same shitlibs who propound the “living constitution” theory, which I do not support, suddenly now decrying President Donald J. Trump, who I do not support, simply for changing the constitution to match today’s social norms. by Glenn Greenwald
The progressive case for war with Venezuela.
Why was Ghislaine Maxwell moved to a minimum security prison? Because maximum security prisons are too woke.
Whether it is Chaucer writing the Canterbury Tales or Bocaccio writing the Decameron, both sides are fabricating tales.
Are Gavin Newsom's tweets having a moment?
MS wants you to forget about MSNBC.
The Stunt for Red October Overlooking any clear and present danger, Trump's summit with the cardinal of the kremlin was no display of patriot games. This summit of all fears has shown that a red storm is rising! by Maureen Dowd
Is Putin an expert on mail-in voting? We asked the sitting President of the United States for clarity.
Opinion | A defense of Trump's latest 4-D chess move: rolling out the red carpet for Putin, but not for Zelensky & our NATO allies.
Opinion | Why a ceasefire in Ukraine would be too woke.
Analysis | A thorough examination of Zelensky's suit.
Opinion | Mamdani needs a sister souljah moment.
Opinion | Why I deserve a $250M buyout. by Bari Weiss
It just doesn't get much more pathetic than this.
Trump, who I do not support, and Putin, who I also do not support, both deserve the Nobel Peace Prize. by Glennstagram
Side with Russia, erode the credibility of NATO, carve up Ukraine = own the libs.
Putin on the Ritz Trump and Putin met cheek to cheek in Alaska, but this was no old fashioned wedding after Putin sang Trump a Russian lullaby & convinced him to hand over half of Ukraine. There's no business like bro business! by Maureen Dowd
Donald Trump, who I do not support, deserves to win the Nobel Peace Prize. by Glenn Greenwald
The big winner of the Trump-Putin summit? Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.
Why Trump was right to publicly berate Zelensky, and why he was also right to roll out the red carpet for Putin.
Whether it is a protestor tossing a sandwich at an ICE agent, or Laura Loomer accusing Marjorie Taylor Greene of stuffing Arby’s roast beef in her pants, both sides are having a partisan food fight.
In this Oxfordshire pub it was a tradition. Church on Sundays, pints for the lads, and then JD Vance stops by on his 7th vacation since January. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
Arby’s roast beef in disarray.
Whether it is Trump appointing a hard-line Jan 6 rioter to oversee the Bureau of Labor Statistics, or Biden appointing a legal scholar & anti-trust advocate like Lina Khan to lead the FTC, both sides are appointing insurrectionists to oversee key government agencies.
