This is probably the healthiest way to deal with suburban atomization. Compared to guys who buy 50,000 guns I support him. Get weird with it, build the cartoon version of the Winchester house, disappear into a Backrooms portal that looks like Invader Zim's butthole. Your smokeshow wife will love it
Honestly, when you put it that way, yeah
It's this or getting into memecoins
This reminds me of when people were passing around a very 80s metal house Zilow listing and all I could think was "hell yeah beats every other grey box in that suburb, fuck your shit up"
Maybe I've got too much whimsy in my heart because I'd like a house turned into a MeowWolf art installation
I love Zillow nightmare houses. I truly think a lot of them should be awarded some kind of artistic heritage designation and become public museums, there is so much outsider/vernacular art going on in them that should be preserved. Fuck suburban conformity, get weird, it's your house!
Fascinated by the masculine urge to live in a house that's like if Pottery Barn designed an escape room, compared to the feminine urge to live in a one-room Russo-Finnish witch's hut on chicken legs
Him: And here's our foosball hall of mirrors with a minibar! Her: Great! I can rip out the dropped ceiling and hang my wolfsbane from the rafters!
the opposite of a funhouse
or I guess it's just a funhouse. like what do you do with any of this other than walking people through exactly one time each, all these shitty tiny rooms you can't live in, 4 million dollars please
I think the point is the tours, at least in video form. Apparently the guy builds them himself as a hobby, he has way more money than I ever will but I can't exactly say he's wasting it compared to... 99% of everyone else who has a similar amount of money
you're right, I'm just disproportionately mad at "it's a disco room!" no you dumbass it's a closet covered in glitter, no disco is happening here
To be fair, lots of adequate surfaces to do lines there
Genuinely I can't quite bring myself to get all that mad at people who go full Howard Hughes cuckoo bananas with their wealth. Like I would do the same if I could!
I don’t know, I bet there’s probably one more room with a hundred AR15s welded together in the shape of the Iron Throne but at least two of them are still functional and fully loaded at all times.
I want to see the Gun Throne, plot against the Gun Throne, usurp the Gun Throne
The gun of Damocles dangles over the gun throne though
highly appreciating the foam pit of amontillado, i have uses for this
Not his wife. Watch the last ten seconds for a surprise.
wow. Winchester Funhouse just got a li'l more classically Gothic