Dipshit is probably trying to inspect that eyesore of a patio he foisted upon us

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Did he jump?

🤣🤣🤣

This made me laugh out loud

Let me take a guess: will his new ballroom affect the existing press briefing room? Because that wouldn’t surprise me.

JUMP!!!!!!!!

Is this the new lawnmower meme?

Jump!!!

Because Grandpa Pedo is sundowning?

Fat on a hot tin roof.

“The cat’s on the roof and we can’t get her down”

What does it mean, a dotard on the roof?

I suppose conceivably it could have to do with his plans to build a giant ballroom onto the White House. But more likely he's gone wandering.

Jump!

Jump

nurse he's wandered off again

He’s getting his marching orders 😳🤔😲🫢😑⏰🧏‍♂️But from WHOM🫣🫢🥺

likely planing to build atop the WH..

no dont do it Anyway

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will he listen to the huge crowd below?

I’m telling you batshit crazy he is.

Too bad one of Putin’s goons wasn’t up there with him.

worst Super Mario World level ever

He's looking for his car. Has anyone seen his car?

America: Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!

I guess it's good news that he's still wearing pants?

...Looking for something to destroy.

🤣

Is this in between his many meetings and making many calls? Or maybe this is part of 'executive time'?

That ear is dangerously exposed.

The chosen one 🥴

Here's hoping it was a practice run.

Shouldn’t the Secret Service be having fit over this?

Helen, a watercolor rendition of this scene would be mighty poignant should anything dramatic unfold…

I tried to avoid painting "pretty" things, but I don't want to paint atrocities either.

Well: an empty rooftop, then. Call it “After the Fall.”

We were somewhere around Pennsylvania Avenue, on the edge of the swamp, when the drugs began to take hold.

“Everything's wrong. The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression.”

One flew over the cuckoo’s nest

Someone forgot to give Donald John is meds...

Has no one yelled jump?

Obama wore a tan suit once, tho.

lmao

Is somebody mowing the lawn?

We've lost an elderly resident. Has anyone seen him? He shouldn't be off on his own.

🤔🤔🤔

Well, shit. It doesn’t look like a fall from that height would be enough to kill him. Pity.

Granpa wandering again...

lol

Diddler on the Roof.

Winner! 👆🏾🤣

I am really sad that I had to scroll so far down to find this.

😬

The Diddler On The Roof.

He discovered that you get a better view of women's boobs when you look directly downward at them 🤷‍♂️

Speaking of roofs... 😏

Dukakis-in-helmet territory

Grandpa's wandered off again. Whose turn is it to go get him?

Buddy goes away, leaves his cat with brother Next day calls, asks "How is cat?" "Your cat is dead" "What couldn't have broken it to me slowly, like one day The cat is on the roof, next day he's fallen off, next day he's not doing well, then he's dead" "OK" "So how's dad?" "Dad's on the roof"

JUMP!!!

Baby. ROOF!

The woman below looks stressed. Wonder why?

I think she’s talking on the phone and covering her other ear to block out background (wind?) noise.

“Where the hell is he?”

And the crowd is yelling "Jump, jump, jump!"

Oops

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4kk...

Where is in FPV drone when you need one

secret service guy down there like, "sure, this might as well happen."

Might as well...!

😜

Looking down on his subjects

Swan DIVE!! Please!!

What the fuck, I thought Drew was taking the piss. Is there a live stream of this? Are there other people up there, like they are doing another event, or is grandpa alone and somehow made his way up the attic stairs and out the window?

I thought it was a joke too but I looked on Twitter and there were photos there

I mean, with all the weird changes they are making to the White House, I could see him up there with cronies and contractors talking about how they are going to ruin something irreplicable...but if he's alone, maybe it's an elder emergency event.

Probably been told to air because of the smells

How many people shouted “Jump?” That’s all I need to know.

He’ll be checking out the Rose Garden they destroyed.

Kiddie-fiddler on the roof? (Allegedly.)

He wants to have a raise dais up there so he can look down at people, just like Kings do

Diddler on the Roof 🤡

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for pedophile on the domicile

Look long and hard at this photo because this is dementia, folks.

Looking for escape routes for the time they finally arrest his ass.

Is he looking at his beautiful new patio?

Russia, if you're listening, ...

Staring into the sun again?

♫ “I believe I can fl...” ♫ . . . . [splat]

He is inspecting the solar panels to have them refitted with coal burning generators.

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Grandpa is wandering again

"Rake the roof or this place'll burn like the War of 1912!"

🤞🏻

This looks like a Code Green to me.

looking for snipers, my guess

He's probably thinking about putting a podium and balcony up there to greet his worshipers.

Is he looking for that kid that mows the lawn?

"Hey Ghislaine—come check out this view!"

Maybe he thinks it makes him the tallest president.

Not exactly the balcony of the Casa Rosada.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f2-...

"HAVE YOU SEEN A KID WITH A LAWNMOWER?"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "IT" is so funny---Dumb and Dumber like!

His ambien must have kicked in

Jump!

He’s nuts. Time to remove him.

Wow he can see Mitch McConnell's house from the roof!

Also trump is scum but the president should be hanging out on top of the white house he should have a little table with an umbrella up there.

I honestly hope they build the stupid ballroom so every POS Norms and Institutions lover can look at it and be reminded exactly what their “return to normality” got us.

Who is the woman on the lower left corner, with her hands covering her face? (As if she’s aghast.)

Probably calling his doctor to come get him down.

Either Service or a flack.

The guy on the right looks like USSS. She looks embarrassed.

I really want to know who this is.

Later this week...

Is that a KGB member behind him handing him a half empty bottle of vodka?

Is he walking thru another ‘near miss’ assassination attempt?

Maybe he has a cordyceps infection and it’s driving him to get to high ground before the, uh, sporing event

hard lol (side note: worst dream i ever had was about having a cordyceps fungus growing high out of the palm of my hand, and knowing exactly how that was going to end)

This is terrifying

it was like 20 years ago and the moment i looked down and saw the fungus spike is still so vivid

I don't know why no one has done a horror movie like this

They did! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gir...

Never seen the movie, but I read the book and it's terrific.

And it never gets referenced in "Last of Us" media coverage, which I find weird. (FWIW I thought the movie was fine, but the book was phenomenal.)

too scary

I am informed by my sources that the HBO show The Last of Us is about exactly this, and that maybe I would know that if I were not too much of a scaredy-cat to watch it

Jump please!

@timheidecker.bsky.social @vicbergeriv.bsky.social this feels relevant to your interests

My grandmother, just before she passed of Alzheimer’s, used to climb out windows - at 82YO

do it!

Kind of odd for someone who's had two "assassination attempts" to not be surrounded by secret service while standing on a roof with 360 clear sighting.

He wants a balcony like the Royal Family's at Buckingham, just scoping it out.

Every Mussolini finds his balcony

Seems like the perfect time to share this [not real] image...

lol weirdo

He thought it was his new rose garden.

he's figuring out the best spot for his shitty ballroom

That was my first thought. However: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f2-...

That’s my thought too.

I bet you just nailed it.

I guess they needed an enormous weight…some would call it an enormous fatass…to stress test the roof.

Fiddler on the roof.

A family fav youtu.be/puM1k-S86nE?...

Somebody give him a cape and tell him it really works.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

He's testing out the view for proclamations. The crown fitting is next on his agenda.

He needs to make a new headline every day. Distraction from what should be front page news.

Somebody now needs to check to see if Trump tried to hide the Esptein Files on the White House roof.

There is no justifiable reason for him to be standing on that roof.

“When this old world starts getting me down And people are just too much for me to face I climb way up to the top of the stairs And all my cares just drift right into space”

All he needs is a fiddle

Lurker, creepy as hell.

Fiddler on the roof

Is that Melanoma under the canopy?

Funny as this looks at first: - He was checking out the site where he wants to build his tacky ballroom. - He wasn't alone.

And of course, he's yelling something.

The press on the ground asked him what he was doing.

I was just thinking about lawnmower boy.

Man on Roof. Sculptor Antony Gormley.

He thinks he lost his Frisbee.

what in the hell

Seems to me that the Secret Service would find this ill-advised.

The thing people need to remember about trump wandering around on the roof like a demented pigeon is that The President of The United States of America repeatedly raped children & republicans are desperately trying to cover up that fact.

At least he's dressed.

Seriously, WTF is he doing up there?

has the acid kicked in yet?

It's like these people ain't never seen a big boy get on the roof youtu.be/lLz8UN-YyRE?...

Probably deciding to pave over the entire WH lawn using our tax $$. 😐 Or he’s just started wandering …. With the nuke codes.

Yes one can.

Well he is a big target up there, be a shame if he gets shot

Sure, why not, if you fall on your head.

Kiddie Fiddler On The Roof. "If I were a paedo, nananana..."

You can't die from jumping from that height can you?

we'll keep raising the roof until we get it right

No not likely but there’s little brain reserve there to sustain a TBI.

He might if he lands on his kankles and they explode.

I'd like to find out with a live sample

Depends on how you land.

He might land on his Depends

🤞

Can he see the former rose garden from there? Maybe he’s admiring the gray concrete.

People are saying gravity is just a theory. Only a theory. There are many theories and they say gravity is one of them. Teaching it in schools, you know that? Nobody knew that. We're eliminating gravity studies in universities. Wasted money. Liberal nonsense. Watch me demonstrate it's only a theory.

This is probably just a replay of Butler in his head, his way of showing the 'adoring masses' how 'brave' he is.

Time to call a firetruck

Dude's like 80 and 300 pounds. He could die from tripping over a shoelace.

Yup! And I’m pretty sure he’s for dementia too.

The LD50 height for falls is 14 feet.

Actually, you can. That’s got to be two stories. Something like 50% of falls from three stories are fatal. More risky than people assume. (I have no idea why I know this.)

Earworm response… 😆

When you're 8 decades old you can.

Where is Melania? Oh where oh where can she be?

Let's find out!

LETS FIND OUT!!

As an elderly man, sure it could be fatal. I’ve seen falls from much shorter distances (like ladders) take out an older person. Hope he’s careful.

At his age you could be considered a level 1 trauma activation if he just fell from standing

Guess that’s a common first thought (the height is kinda low…)

If he were in Russia, he could. 🤔

You can at that age.

🙏

Age + Weight + Karma = Dead.

Old people die falling in the bathroom

Someone make sure to take away his life alert

At that age he could die falling off his shoe lifts.

you can die from tripping if you do it properly

Are you kidding? Did you see what they did to the rose garden? Just go head first.

I am ashamed that my first thought was “jump!”

I was trying to decide whether I was going to sing to myself the Pointer Sisters or Van Halen. The early 80s, among other things, held a cornucopia of "Jump" songs.

Mine was "push" so you're a better person than I am.

You have absolutely no reason to be ashamed of that thought - most of us were thinking the same thing.

Just took a wrong turn heading toward the briefing room and totally playing it off like it was planned all along. Genius.

The clinical term is dementia.

Maybe he's looking for his golf ball

The Madness of King Donnie

Kook on the Roof.

Is Starlink still installed in the White House?

This is done intentionally to protect him as senile and demented so he doesn't end up in prison.

A 1970s Mafia guy did that.

Roach!

John Mulaney's new bit just dropped.

This!!! 🤣🤣🤣

He's facing the wrong way.

Wrong end of the horse

Literally LOL’d!

👻

What'd it take, like 45 minutes before the damage control team came up with "he's surveying the plot of the new ballroom?" They're slipping. Sean Spicer would have been screaming that at reporters before the cameras could focus on Trump doddering around up there.

JUMP!!!😀😃😄😁

What’s wrong with his face? He looks like jughead…

Omg, where is Charles Whitman in the Texas tower when we REALLY need him?? 😲

Careful, you might fall.........................

DO A FLIP!!!!

WTAF?

Making plans what to build to make the WH more like Trump world.