It’s either the big bang is wrong or our distance measurements are off (which would also account for other anomalies). I’m putting my money in the latter.

So, not even light can escape but we are just fine? Am I gonna have to come up with a new line against anti-vaxers? I always say “trust the science”.

You could read the article, it's fascinating because the idea of a universe contained inside a black hole means light can't escape because physics is fundamentally different at the borders between universes.

Well, if that's not an analogy for the times we're living in...

What if the universe isnt expanding, we are just racing toward a singularity?

Welp. That certainly explains a lot

You mean like everyone that lives up the idiots ass?

Oh shit. We ARE the black hole.

The journalist is maddeningly credulous- notice the last bit where they noted it ALSO might just be measurement uncertainty based on measuring rotation from rotating places? Accurate headline should read "team not done yet".

Iirc lots of news websites have editors write headlines not the journalist.

These are the jokes, man.

Well now it all makes sense.

This is sublime.

I offer myself as tribute to be sent into another black hole. This one sucks.

📌

The singularity has hit the fan.

Ever since they fired up the large hadron collider things have been weird

It's black holes all the way down.