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Gennifer Hutchison @gennhutchison.bsky.social

Unclicks “subscribe to mailing list” Places order Gets 6 emails in 30 secs: -OMG, thanks for ordering, bestie! -Actual order receipt -We'll start packing that soon! (Not shipping confirmation) -You got points! -The thing you just bought? We have MORE COLORS! -Welcome to our mailing list!

aug 18, 2025, 8:54 pm • 62 1

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TheHey™ @thehey.bsky.social

Sounds like a brand that advertises heavily on Facebook.

aug 18, 2025, 11:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Emil Bronze @tangurple.bsky.social

I love using the search bars to find emails with the words “unsubscribe” Then I find GNC emails where that hyperlink button is just an image I cannot unsub from GNC because their button isn’t real, I found the hyperlink and it doesn’t work I then marked their automated email address as spam

aug 19, 2025, 7:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Jenna Busch-Henderson @jennabusch.bsky.social

Accurate! Plus, if I order something, every single ad on every website is for the thing I just bought. When my husband was shopping for my engagement ring, I got ads from the company on MY phone for months!

aug 18, 2025, 9:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ande Case 🎬🇪🇺#BLM @songoftheoss.bsky.social

The utter joy of iPhones “you want me to hide your real email address”?

aug 19, 2025, 3:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Justin Sewell @justinsewell.bsky.social

Today: I just wanted to see better, that’s all.

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aug 21, 2025, 1:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Justin Sewell @justinsewell.bsky.social

Don’t forget round 2 of emails - your order has shipped! - your tracking number - FEDEX: a label has been created - FedEx: we received your package - Apple Pay: a package is on its way! - FedEx: update your delivery preferences - here’s what to know before your product arrives! Cont.

aug 18, 2025, 11:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Justin Sewell @justinsewell.bsky.social

-fedex: a package is arriving tomorrow - fedex : out for delivery -fedex: delivered - your item has been delivered enjoy!!

aug 18, 2025, 11:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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pippacotterill.bsky.social @pippacotterill.bsky.social

- FedEx: how did we do? Review your delivery experience - FedEx: how likely are you to recommend us - review your item - here are more items - remember to review your item - just for you: 10% off your next order - check out our sale [many emails later] - is it something we did?

aug 19, 2025, 6:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Mike Stromenger @1in9.bsky.social

-How did we do? Please take our survey!

aug 18, 2025, 8:58 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ser T, Guarding the Veil and Rogue-ing Traders @imasithduh.bsky.social

- We see you haven't taken our survey since receiving it in the last 37 seconds, here's another link in case you missed it!

aug 18, 2025, 9:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Eric Fell @ericfell.com

Oh God, sounds like every time I buy a fountain pen.

aug 19, 2025, 1:49 am • 6 0 • view