feels like after encountering the first couple trick doors you'd immediately give up and go defensive

you know the only reasonable solution would be to go coolaid man on this place lol

Yeah this has massive “welp total loss sry” vibes in that scenario.

this house would absolutely end up as a swimming pool

I kind of feel like "immediately give up and go defensive" would be my default if I was brought to that house and I'm not even a firefighter. Fastest "Nope, this person is definitely going to kill me" exit I'd ever (try to) make.

surround & drown, literally

aight, shut it down, this shit needs to burn

Ax time.

Imagine you crawl or walk over that trapdoor area in a fire, it'd be scary as Fuck

Like a smoke and start hosing the thing down

i've led firefighter familiarization training at particle accelerators and while they are absolute labyrinths, at least they had preplans and signage lol

New York suppression would call this “collier’s mansion syndrome” for rich fucks.

the preplan for this would be longer than most factories’

I was thinking the only way to handle this is to give the local FD a complete floor plan.

It’s a private residence

No, I get that, I'm saying that like particle accelerators, hospitals, etc, the owner should give the FD a complete floor plan, cuz I'm all for doing whatever weird shit you want with your home, but if something happens, you want emergency services to be able to find you.

Just... Maybe make sure the cops don't get a copy.

Not to mention, not get trapped themselves!

If I owned it, you damn well better believe I would be giving the fire department all the info.

Now hear me out .

I will gladly donate so those people can have a great axe when the time comes

There's a place called the red lion inn a little way from me and the local fire companies do an all- hands refresher on the layout very often. The place is like a stack of load-bearing mudrooms and dormers at dutched angles.

Are you in Glendale 🤨

oh that one is red lion tavern great food, weird warren of levels

I stayed there once and being a bit tipsy navigating back to my room was. well. scary lol

The Red Lion Inns here burned down years ago. All 3 of em in fact. Years apart. The 4th one got torn down before it went up. Used to do conventions in em decades ago & their layouts were crazy. Huge, winding corridors and tiny access staff rooms, panels, & maintenance halls snaking all over

The one in the Berkshires??

I stayed in a pub in Exeter that was a bit like that. Originally built in the 1500s and then haphazardly extended for 500 years. Hardly any two rooms were at the same floor level

I hope this is because the first bits of it were built in 1153 or something, before they invented firefighting or the right angle, and it's just agglomerated since then.

My great grandmother invented the rhombus

Ah, Hortense Rhombus, very underappreciated figure

The power of nominative determinism

hello fellow “agglomerated” user. we are not legion!

If it's the place I'm thinking of it's like the 10th oldest hotel in the United States that still operates as a hotel

I'm like 99% sure you're talking about the same Red Lion Inn I'm thinking of, and yeah from what I've heard from musicians I know who've played dinner gigs there, it seems like bringing heavy equipment during a literal emergency would be a nightmare without training

Yeah that's the one. Stockbridge MA. That whole Main Street is as cute as a fuckin button and Alice's restaurant from the song is still open altho it's not called that, isn't it ever was. Nice stroll if you have an hour.

Yeah Stockbridge is absolutely adorable! I grew up/live an hour East of it and some of my favorite memories are of how picturesque it looks after a blanket of snow

Drove into there from New York to tick the state from my “driven in” list. It is a cute town and if I get back to the Hudson Valley I’ll make a side trip.

You can't swing an autumn weekend without hitting a small town that's cute as shit in western mass. I think that's the Berkshire tourism bureau's slogan. Hudson is where I spend more time. It's funky and cool if a little of-the-moment. Hope u first nd a good un!

There is a Red Lion in Silver Lake, Los Angeles that 100% fits this description. Must be a requirement of the name?

But can you get anything you want at the Silver Lake restaurant?

Yes*. (*As long as its German.)

Near Tanglewood?

When I was in the department in a small town in Alaska we would practice finding our way around large vessels below deck in full bunker while blindfolded. That was very hard. This would be harder.

I had a project working with a well-known Fire chief and he told me of the frequency in which firefighters would find themselves lost in walk-in closets. This was in response to someone’s proposal of GPS tracking prototypes for fire fighters.

Judging how well Apple’s “Find My” worked today when trying to find my wife in Costco, I can say that this is not a good idea.

This was in 2010 and I can assure you that he was very skeptical of any claim to accuracy.

That's one thing I always think about at large hospitals. Especially old ones that were built and rebuilt over time. Absolute mazes.

Void space death hell.

tbh if i had a house like that you betcha ass the local fireservices would have plans, the house would have a sprinkler system and electrical inspection every 2 years also money and cake for the local firefighters

More about this please

I would turn to my girlfriend and just say no.

Yeah, it's just gonna be axe holes all up and through that place. 🤷‍♀️

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This house would be fun for a few weeks. Then you just want to go to bed and it's like a 5 minute obstacle course.

Huh, I didn’t realize that Meow Wolf did house remodels.

I feel like if Pee-wee Herman had turned serial killer, this is how he'd design his house to trap his victims he takes home with.

i think willy wonka had less OSHA violations 😂

The Spencer Mansion from Resi Evil is less complicated than this

If I was said fire fighter, I'd literally just axe everything down, put out the fire/explore the gas leak/whatever and get out.

That trap door into the foam blocks could literally kill someone, all they have to do is hit the back of their head on the way down

Or smash the fuck out of their face

Some curious kid stands half on/half off the door and wonders "what's this on the wall"?

i bet all the toilets in this house have trick holes that are just for farts

No way that gets insured, right?

13 Ghosts but more annoying

Oh that first bit and the reflective hallway make me motion sick. Hard pass.

I love how this is all a marvel of engineering, and incredibly fun and creative, and all the comments are from jealous, salty, envious bitter putzes who can only complain that 'those grapes were probably sour anyway'.

It’s fun and creative but I wouldn’t call it a marvel of engineering by any stretch.

I like the house but I kinda want to kill both of them....

Yeah, that was way too much fake-surprise Perky Video Personality for me to handle

I was waiting for the part when after opening 6 doors, he shoves her in and closes them and nobody ever hears her scream in the dungeon.

You jest but most of these rooms have locks on the *outside* or otherwise can't be opened from inside. And have telecoms on the outside too. This is designed to be a prison???

My immediate thought was “H H Holmes House”. The Guy’s joyless delivery makes it so much worse.

One of those rooms has 4 locks on the *outside*. Dude is definitely keeping bodies in there. It's like an MJ "come look at my ranch fellow children" but somehow even more sinister. Like. I hope someone has checked the whereabouts of the lady in the clip.

God this shit sucks

There's definitely a dungeon he didn't show her on camera. And she was never heard or seen again.

I was really expecting the last room to be an oubliette with him slamming the soundproof door forever.

Of all the various ways to spend too much money, this has to be one of the few which are at least not actively harmful. But living alone in it must get rather sad.

i dunno, that trap door looks like it's one "slight jam on one side" away from causing someone to bleed out in that weird foam pit.

super easy to hit your head wrong on the edge on the way down and that’s that

yeah i hope this dude saved some of this money cuz he's gonna need it got the inevitable death or injury suit.

Yeah I’m pretty sure they have kids and there’s no way in hell I’d let mine go over to play

Look in that unlikely case, you close the trap door and wall off the door at the bottom and there never was a foam pit.

Or someone just catches their chin on the edge on the way down.

oh absolutely. all it takes is one hinge to hang just long enough that you don't fall STRAIGHT down, and you're going to have a very bad night.

Oh I've seen this guy's videos before as the bits are constructed. He's got a whole family.

Why is he showing his house to some barefoot girl with no family in sight?

She's his sister, I think

In a pit?

Mmmm - secret doors. Labyrinth!

Yeah I agree, I was kinda surprised to see only negativity from the comments when I would love to have a house with fun rooms like that if I had a ton of money.

By and large, there's something a bit wrong with the general population of Bluesky. See the account "the Louvre of Bluesky" for endless examples

True, but you can say that about every platform. Negativity is just encouraged in general, it's a culture issue. Way better here than on former Twitter, at least.

is that a muppet glory hole?

"Finger"

what is she rigged from in the first shot is my fucking question. most houses are not built to withstand that type of force

> most houses are not built to withstand that type of force Genuine question, what sort of house couldn't handle a 60kg~ person falling a few meters? With an appropriate setup it should be more than possible in most circumstances, no? Maybe I just don't know anything about construction lol

American ones

ohhh fair, houses in the US are made out of like, paper or smthn, aren't they? 😅

I think they mean normal drywall ceiling supports aren't designed to handle a dynamic load like that. Dynamic loads, like a person falling, can be several times higher than a static load of a person simply standing or walking. It's the drop and impact instead of just a hang.

You'd just need to make sure the supports are rigged to the roof beams, which are designed to support the weight of the entire roof. That will be fine. It's just the drywall ceiling that isn't built for it.

I love how fun our professions make us

I'm married to a forensic pathologist. The struggle is real.

lol truly

When my (ex) employer purpose-built a new building, they asked us for crazy feature ideas, and a fire pole was high on the list. To their credit they looked into it but said the necessary insurance made it completely unreasonable. Thinking about that for some reason...

I know of an employer (not mine) that converted an old firehouse & at employee demand, with FD permission, kept a fire pole (which is actually a risk bc it can act as a chimney btw floors). To mitigate the fire risk, there’s a sliding hatch that fails closed, but can be opened to slide down!

I got to see it on a visit, but didn’t try it. I have no idea what their insurance bill must be tho.

Ghostbusters! www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-O8...

You are assuming that this place was permitted and inspected.

no

I’ve seen that guy on YT. He mods the shit out of his houses. Does his own work.

What's the insurance on this place?

It's a monthly contingency agreement in case of damage or injury.

There’s no way that the recoil didn’t slam her head into that hallway ceiling. No. Way.

“But where does the ‘magic’ happen? (Wink)” “In here.” (Opens a replica hatch from the Titan submersible, inside is a full auditorium with a magician on stage)

If HH Holmes lived today he’d just make YouTube videos

Does anyone know where this is????

This guy a door salesman?

It’s giving a fake doors Rick and Morty bit vibes.

I mean, they have axes.

She was never seen again after this video

Why are rich people?

I've never felt so annoyed by a house in my life

I think I'm OK with everyone in this house burning down with it.

Pretty sure at this level of money you can afford to be immune to fire.

Yeah, I think that whoever designed this house was basically saying "fuck you" to fire safety codes.

Six guys in five-ply Nomex outside hosing it down from the truck's fueltank just to make a statement that architects and interior designers never repeat this shit

Can't believe they tiktokified the house from Blue Prince

I’ve separately seen the video where the guy did the penny lane thing from pennies

This wasn’t meant to be a blueprint

Also a safety operation last manager

me: hi. where do you live? that guy: I live in Meow Wolf. me: (wordlessly turn and briskly walk away)

can we please tax these people 95%

if this lit up, it'd just completely burn down and kill anyone inside lol

She's really good at acting surprised.

I'm reminded of this amazing comment, in response to posting the FDNY Forcible Entry Reference Guide: www.metafilter.com/121691/New-Y...

destructive entry is a lot of fun we had an old building about to be demolished at work and the day before it was torn down we opened it up for a full day of destructive entry/ventilation/escape training for the county FD... it was a hoot!

i want a halligan so bad

Why would anybody think this was an okay thing to do - create such a bunch of useless hackery? Tax them.

"- Bingo where are you ? - in the Library, near the poney stable - I didn't know we had a pony stable"

One bad trip.. 😂

Idk who that man is, but judging by his tone of voice, he should probably be in prison.

As someone with a little firefighting experience, I doubt a crew would find that secret passage in the heat and smoke in the first place. It would be a nightmare made evident after the fact, unfortunately.

i like ("like") how the first thing we see is her rappelling down and it cutting away immediately. likely because she wrenched her shoulder and "the woman i gave the tour injured herself" is not as cute in retrospect.

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is this a blue prince speedrun

It would be a lot easier if Tonda Ros was standing behind me being like "ok, now push THAT button"

I know this story

BINGO. His monotone voice gives off serial killer vibes.

Oh my God HH Holmes

But where’s the secret umbrella corp research lab?

the vibes of this video but on a bigger budget

It's giving me Superliminal vibes (great game people (@retroid.bsky.social) should play) & I keep expecting objects/corridors,etc to change shape or size or become optical illusions, despite the fact the real world doesn't work like that. www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8jI...

Waiting for her to find the room where he keeps his Amontillado casks

Damn, I need to slow down in my reading. I thought that said Armadillo casts...

For the love of God, Montresor

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_... In case anyone else was wondering.

Thank you. Only useful comment so far. He's not a rich crazy person, he's a professional stage magician who started doing online short form video content during covid including the making of this house.

If he’s not rich, how TF does he afford this apparently HUGE house that he can use almost entirely for elaborate one-off gimmicks?

Sorry, I don't mean that he's poor. I meant he wasn't just a rich eccentric person doing it for a personal desire of whimsy. He's one of the most successful stage magicians currently working. But the place is done up like that for content. It's a workplace, bizarrely enough.

I kind of suspected it must be something like that! (Though I was expecting it would turn out to be more like some kind of escape room experience type of thing)

It’s still a freaking HUGE HOUSE, like how does anyone even get a space that big these days??

I mean, there’s probably some way that it being a “work expense” plays into it. Or he bought a large house and is fucking up in the innards.

Mostly I’m just jealous as a New Yorker lol

Las Vegas is a weird place. No idea how anyone affords it.

Why does it refer to him as "Flom" throughout and not "Justin"? The whole thing gives big "I wrote my own wiki entry".

??? That’s the style guide for wikipedia. It’s normal, unless you’re going to tell me Karl Marx is stealth-editing his own bio.

okay but you just know he edits his own wiki page anyway though

He professionally ruins illusion acts? What a dick.

Oh christ, he’s married to one of those “let’s-make-smoothies-in-the-toilet” food hack women.

Why is this like watching a cat play with a toy. Lady, get out of that house.

And all the captive women they would find

built by temu willy wonka

At 53 years of age I have finally learned what envy really is.

This looks like fetish content

There actually was a fire at a warehouse that was a labyrinth like this in the Bay Area some years ago and like 30 people died

Opening up a series of increasingly silly doors only to find Grover at the end, dead from smoke inhalation.

Just nightmare in general!

Saw vibes

And in another story of someone with too much money

I wanna go to Meow Wolf We have Meow Wolf at home

Just saying, lotta places to hide bodies.

who designed the house a 12 year old?

If you take your time and look at this video carefully you can see that everything featured is actually perfectly in line with the building code of satan.

Trying to imagine a building inspector not red tagging it.

I'd be bored with each of these gimmicks before I was through building them.

Between smacking heads on the trapdoors and sprained ankles and torn knees going vertical into a ball pit, somebody else will shortly own that house.

When your architect is five

Chief: let it burn Fire fighter: sir, we were called out for a medical emergency, the house isn't on fire Chief:well?

“You ever read any Ray Bradbury?”

"Are you sure about that?"

this is like one statue holding a jewel away from being a Resident Evil map

Disappointed there wasn't a sex dungeon in there

i mean not in the conventional sense

Are we SURE there isn’t one somewhere? Just gotta find the right secret widget

Most young people wouldn’t recognize a dial tone, let alone a landline.

My question is why

Taking "Disposable income" to the next level. Although admittedly, the penny floor is very cool. But the rest of the house? Fucking awful.

No, no, but with an antiquated Blockbuster room in 2025!

Carbon monoxide leak gunna go crazy

Seems like a place that some folks would enjoy visiting once, but if you actually lived there it would get really old really fast.

Surround and drown. We wouldn't even go inside, they are too annoying

Would probably be the most satisfying use of their irons they ever got. The Halligan bar would get a workout.

the way the first shot is cut is very weird, the natural place to end it would be when she landed that is of course, if she landed as she was intended to, the way she was going, looked like she was swinging backwards to crack her head against the wall maybe that was the last shot filmed...

sigh

Can you imagine having a soul crushing day - get fired, lose someone you love, cancer diagnosis, idk - and have to walk through a Dr Pepper machine AND a disco room to sob face down on your bed

Rich people are fucking stupid

@averygoodyear.bsky.social "normal style"

New season of extreme makeover home edition looks great

If this were a fun house business this would be really neat, but knowing it's just some rich guy's hobby makes me really depressed that I can't even buy a 1 bedroom apartment

The waste of space in the blockbuster room ALONE makes me want to die

That room in particular looks terrible, very low effort. Some of the other installations seem like accidents waiting to happen as well

That trapdoor room in particular just exposed fucking plywood with bits of steel sticking out of it haha

If you weren't perfectly centered, you'd bash something or even knock your head off on the floor falling through

We almost see that happen in the video! When she pulls the lever with one foot off stable ground I felt my heart drop a little bit

bro thinks he is meow wolf

Literally decorating a room with coins for fun. A penny is only worth a penny in circulation. The US government spends more than a penny to make a penny, with the understanding that it will be circulated in the economy for decades so its value to the country is repaid.Government-subsidised decoratng

I fucking hate these people.

What the fuck is this

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

I mean, it's impressive, but I also can't imagine having enough money to buy a house This Big and then deciding "No, this isn't enough. It also needs to be a giant, never-ending escape room."

I keep thinking back to that tour of Tommy Tallarico's house where the increasingly-unimpressed British interviewer was just aghast at every Spider-Man room and Pharaoh toilet Tallarico showed him and finally said "You've got too much money. It's not right."

Imagine waking up half asleep, trying to go downstairs to get some coffee, and falling off the balcony and shattering your legs cause you forgot you removed the stairs and replaced it with a rope

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I get two surprise rooms, but this is way too many.

why is she opening doors like this? are they solid steel?

Great location for a horror movie, though

😂 I watch horror movies every single night and I do not even want to see that

Dcoumenting the A-B-C-D sides of the house would feel like one of those logic puzzles.

Something like that could absolutely get a firefighter killed.

As a kid I thought it would be cool to have a fireman’s pole in my house and as an adult I still think so

I’d rather just have a Dr Pepper vending machine than a secret door, but whatevs

It's a murder house.

Looks like the builders did a pretty good job. At least compared to the shithole buildings I’ve worked on.

Grifterhaus

Door city over here

Holy fuck…how long is this video, and does she survive in the end?

I would love to visit, would not want to live there. If he has clued anyone in to the various tricks, they must call this the "Willy Wonka House".

After the trapdoor to the foam bricks I was expecting to see the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. I was a bit disappointed

Right?!??

John Wayne gacy dreamhouse

This is a trap for women

Hope they have great insurance coverage because that house would be history.🔥

This house is unsellable.

so many people don’t consider how unique their taste is and most buyers aren’t interested in getting custom sized appliances or remodeling a house the seller wants to recoup their wacky kitchen redo on

Shut, all the money you spent on fake doors and shit? Why would you ever sell it?

They literally built themselves the Backrooms.

I take your point and I wouldn't want to live there, but if it were a house you could rent on Vrbo, airbnb or similar (though I do have problems with them...) and take a dozen people there for three or four nights until the novelty wore off then I would not begrudge it one little bit.

Yeah, I could totally see this as some kind of novelty party rental/escape room type of thing, but living there full-time would get… weird. (I’m especially questioning stuff like where are the bathrooms? Kitchen? Etc?)

The Last Blockbuster is in Bend, OR, run by really cool people. The weird homage in there is one of the creepiest parts of that mess. I bet every room has a camera & they make a LOT of private movies Are houses like this in the Epstein files? They should release em

Heretic (2024)

This feels like those psycho houses used to trap ghosts

Winchester mansion but it has a door to the Friends apartment inside to confuse ghosts who died in the 90s

I was going to say “dollar tree winchester mystery house”

“And this is the room filled with the corpses,” he deadpans as the last magical door seals shut for another visitor.

I can't figure out if this video making me angry is more a indicative of problems with me, or with the house the people in the video.

Some people just have too much time and money on their hands

What do people *live* in this house? I see one bedroom and a bunch of expensive one-time gags.

I kind of think maybe that is the point. Single guy ends up in a house that’s much too big for one person and decides to have some fun.

Hi, I'm a paramedic and I'm concerned for my future. Where is this place?

Winchester Mystery ass house

One look at that, and two options come to mind. 1. "Coolness" be damned, get ready the hatchets, axes, and battering rams; it's saving lives, not saving property value. 2. Let it burn, hoping the hubris dies with the house.

If I had shit loads of money and a big multi storey house I’d have a giant marble run installed. That’s the craziest I would get. Oh, and a huge Lego room. That’s it.

Don’t forget the Lego room.

Guy: "And behind this door is where it puts on the lotion on the skin and the lotion in the basket" Girl: "What?!!?" Guy: "I said Baskin Robbins. Who wants ice cream?!"

If I had enough money to do this, I simply wouldn’t

HH Holmes tiktok influencer

Some people should probably pay more in taxes. Ball pit tax. Fake Blockbuster tax. Magnetic hidden door tax.

“We got dispatch notes to go defensive on this, hope you have a built-in suppression system.”

big "I sleep in a racing car" energy

could this guy pay my rent

There's gotta be a fire pole somewhere...

I'm glad to learn that's her brother, since I got horror movie vibes!

It's a shame that the weird dude who made the House on the Rock lived too early for tiktok. This is basically his schtick.

County code inspectors when someone reports this monstrosity

I'd like to think this is how Geraldo would've reacted had there been anything in Al Capone's vault.

the vault reveal of absolutely nothing is one of the greatest things Ive ever seen

Weird Al at least found road maps

She’s not as good an actress as she thinks she is. Fake reactions every time.

Right? Made this video so hard to watch. Irritating AF.

Pretty depressing that few people seem to have noticed. We live in a low credulity age.

YouTube periodically recommends this guys videos to me and like... good on him for doing what makes him happy or whatever, but the whole vibe of this shit is very much not for me.

whimsical escape room murder house

Someone send the schematics to Grimtooth

Imagine telling someone how to get to the bathroom in this place.

I am going to physically fight this man.

This is like weirdly nauseating

hitting the trapdoor lever slamming my head against the sharp corner of the wood floor and bleeding out in the foam block pit

I was stunned that that young woman jumped into the pit so easily. I'd have thought the guy who designed that carnival of madness wouldn't have been above placing some sharp blades under the soft cushions, just for laughs ha ha.

saw 2 but in this house

If SKINAMARINK was a slapstick comedy

It wasn't the first time the young woman saw any of this.

I was thinking of that nightmarish techbro conference where a foam pit was so shoddily constructed one of the influencers broke her back jumping into it.

It's like if the Winchester Mystery House was built by the heir of Sky Zone

Could we do a similar thing to the White House?

i would simply never have a house fire.

This is the house where Jigsaw makes you cut of your hand...

Tacky.

The net thing is cool and maybe would actually get used, but there’s no way a house like this doesn’t end up on the news, if not for fire, for a series of grizzly SAW-style murders having taken place. Living there would drive anyone insane

Imagine how easily you could just live there without them knowing it

Spoken like the soon-to-be future murderer

look not all wall-livers are murders

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Big "So what do you think of the house that love built?" vibes.

This girl is getting jigsawed — blink twice if I should call the police

This is how I picture Gob Bluth’s dream house.

They walk in the door and "nope, you're on your own over this one"

Same vibe…

Same vibe.

Only Shaq would own a micro Blockbuster video in his house

Going to MeowWolf and taking notes for my diy project.

She’s still considered “missing” until we learn more. Do not give up hope!!!

Do you think neighbor kids have to sign a legal waiver for any injuries they might get before they come inside?

This is like that one house a lady built to confuse ghosts or whatever.

The Winchester Mystery House. I did ridiculous amounts of research on it for a book. Like... probably 100 hours of research.

Oh no way! Which book?

It's the 3rd book in a 6-book series that I'd intended to publish the first 3 books this summer, but I fell behind in proofing. *sighs* But, I call it the hellhound series.

Cool! Hey, delays happen, especially when you're independent. Most fans are pretty understanding of that stuff, except apparently Patrick Rothfuss's fanbase who basically harassed him off social media. What a bunch of pricks.

Yeah, some of it is I've been spending my free time playing games with Eldest. With more surgeries coming up, I thought, "What's the most important use of my time?" In June, the answer felt like publishing my writing. It ended up being hanging with Eldest.

That was absolutely the best use of your time. 💜

Tears, Judith. Tears.

Muier gata hein🤞🫦

If you want to see more of the wacky house:

What the hell is this, did Mr. Beast buy a bespoke mega-mansion and Roadrunner the fuck out of it to meet chicks or something?

The bloke that owns this house thinks he’s the funniest man down his local pub. However the regulars warn any visiting patrons from engaging with him.

And all the moms side eye him and make sure he does not ever talk to their children 💀

Bloody right! He’s not been allowed to be within 50 yards of anyone under 16 since 2009.

wtf you you have a trap door ball out Jerry

Seriously?! 0_o Doesn't he have kids in some of his videos?!

I dunno’, Mate… I’m not his biographer. That’s a lady called Rivendell Jones III. But he strikes me as the kind of bloke that invites kids in to his chocolate factory & then gets workers to sing songs about what arseholes they are when they fall foul of his lack of health and safety precautions

Okay, I'm autistic and really literal-minded, so I just want to be clear: did you mean you aren't sure of the restraining order, or don't know about him having kids in his videos? And were you using hyperbole when you mentioned the "can't be around kids" thing, or did you mean that literally?

This guy is just a YouTuber his videos have shown up in my recommendations before. He does tacky DIY stuff to his house (as you can see from this video lol) as far as I am aware he hasn't done anything wrong other than lacking taste

And wasting money.

There’s a video on his YouTube of him fucking a child they still haven’t removed

I'm fairly sure this was just a case of people talking about the kind of person they imagine would own a house like that, not a reference to anybody in particular.

Because, if you have the money for this you have the money to sue, hyperbolically, a man with a trap door ball pit should probably have a few restraining orders

This was him saying he imagines that this guy is like Willy Wonka - but also admitting he doesn’t actually know anything about him

Kids would definitely die in that house.

Seriously trying much too hard.

Me or him? Because my wife tells me this on the regular.

😂😂 Him that built that house.

I respect the dedication but can also see this becoming extremely threatening in the wrong circumstances.

She’s not going to sleep with him just because he has a double dare house! Trust me, I know from experience

Apparently that’s his sister in the video

You met someone with the double dare house?

Well yes. But it was called ‘fun house’ in the UK. Also it wasn’t much fun and it was technically in a TV studio… Those Twins were indentured servants, if I recall.

I have no clue what this dhow is actually I think they reffrence it on Community or Family Guy or something

Temu Meow Wolf?

My claustrophobia could never.

the door that opened like a garage door unironically pissed me off tho. how dare u

It’s intended to scoop you up and toss you over the balcony. Loads o’ laffs!

There's definitely at least half a dozen bodies hidden in this house.

No, no he pays really well. That's why everyone who has ever worked on the house immediately retired to various Pacific Island paradises after finishing their part of the job.

Whitman, Price, and Haddad - basking in the Maui sun.

Last season's losers

Imagine trying to find the fucking bathrooms

“But it’s not a toilet. It’s a trap door!”

Either way, I just took a shit in it

Careful. It might actually be a tube that leads to pasta maker

😂🤣😂 I’ve heard/seen worse at a few parties. Or, while people walk in their sleep.

read that as "white people"

😂🤣😂

Kind of disappointed you are not named Corey Bowels but it's not your fault of course

usually when people say this to me they're mad, glad it finally happened for an amusing reason also, I almost started my reply with "shit..."

A toilet is kind of a trap door. If u think about it

Jesus christ it just keeps going and going.

I will burn this down for fun

Face reveal of the owner. Would you mind finding his sword?

goofy house aside this guy sounds like a complete asshole just based on how he talks to this woman

OK so it wasn't just me. It did make more sense after he revealed they were siblings. But before that it felt like he was really pushing it.

I rather quickly put it on mute, they are both annoying 🙃

Ngl I muted at the beginning where he yells at her to jump, as if she were a puppy with the implied threat of a kicking.

Watched it again and spotted that most of the rooms are locked from the outside and have intercoms 😭 one of them has 4 locks on it. Why does anyone have 4 locks on the outside of a bedroom unless they're expecting to lock people inside 😭

Right? Why can't he just say "...and check out what *this* door does!" instead of a pissy "c'mon! c'mon!"? Marc Summers would never!

"what did you just knock over?" Idk man its your house what did you leave behind the door you just told the woman she should open????

"Oh you have a VHS set up here :)" Annoyedly: "No, no, stop taking a moment to appreciate the stuff i just showed you, c'mon, were gonna go jump down the trap door." One second later "No dont open the door we very obviously need to get through are you stupid?"

I thought so too until he revealed that they are brother and sister. It's not unusal for siblings.

I am exhausted by your whimsy, sir

What a nightmare.

We gotta kill (tax a lot more) the rich

@howelldawdy.com this is a fleets guy right?

yeah. justin flom. my guess is they don’t live in it full time it’s just for content and events

Do we have proof of life from her? Because he sent her in to what is obviously a prison???

“we’re UTL, cancel the assignment”

“Can I use your toilet?” “I’m sorry, I have no idea where it is”

I would just be grateful to have the blockbuster room alone as a walk in closet for my displaced clothes lying on the bedroom chair.

some people shouldn't be allowed to spend money without supervision

Words cannot express how much I hate this

It’s just a giant playhouse for grown-ups.

Sure but don’t you wanna just make dinner then watch a movie sometime?

Seems like a house with its own pretend-Blockbuster might facilitate that. 😁

I don’t wanna get lost in my own house

Guy who built this is readying to be the next H H Holmes.

if I went on a date and he brought me back there, I'd be leaving posthaste. no way am I getting featured on Rotten Mango as the person who got abducted and kept in a trapdoor ball pit located behind a fake blockbuster

Big "Why?" energy.

This is a Winchester house, you’re just gonna get a bunch of ghosts in there

does this house come with an olmec to guide you?

That I would like