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Jax Romana, the Pumpkin Saint🏳️‍🌈🎃 @rufflejax.bsky.social

the one time I used ChatGPT for anything, it refused to tell me how to cook a seven course meal for a hypothetical date with Nyarlathotep because it would be self-injurious and that's how I knew it was worse than fucking useless I bet I can get ten perverts in my replies who would happily answer

aug 31, 2025, 6:41 pm • 11 0

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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club

The key is to ensure each course appeals to the distinct tastes and palates of different aspects of the crawling chaos. Well, and then to cap it off with a refreshing sorbet and a light digestif.

aug 31, 2025, 6:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jax Romana, the Pumpkin Saint🏳️‍🌈🎃 @rufflejax.bsky.social

gonna need at least two seafood courses then -- I'm thinking oysters on the half shell and and rock shrimp ceviche

aug 31, 2025, 6:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club

Maybe a salad with a pear-ginger dressing and feta over field greens? (Preferably Carcosan field greens, for pure presentation points, but a real pain to source out-of-season.)

aug 31, 2025, 7:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jax Romana, the Pumpkin Saint🏳️‍🌈🎃 @rufflejax.bsky.social

Do you like yours picked by moonlight? I know some folks swear by dawn/dusk harvest but I find night harvests a little more savory

aug 31, 2025, 7:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club

Oh absolutely. Daytime harvests are always a little too bitter for my tastes.

aug 31, 2025, 8:52 pm • 0 0 • view