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OMG! That is me exactly!!

I'd like to add one more button if there's room on the screen: AM I FLYING TO EL SALVADOR TODAY?

🤣

You know…I’ve thought about it. There’s strength in numbers.

Perfection.

I do this every damn day. But I see I am in plenty of good company.

For me, this is EVERY day

Where can I buy this?

😆

One more button... "Out of coffee?"

This is collective consciousness genius.

It’s a winner!

Oh That is brilliant!!! Thanks for the laugh, I needed it!

Just real quick, how do homeless people charge their phone??

libraries & shelters often have outlets people can use

Rofl I need this!

I feel seen 🙄😁🤦😂🤷

Imagine having most of the planet wanting you to just fucking die.

Right? How pathetic.☹️

I don't think it will happen on its own for a long time, he thrives on hate. My $ is on heroic/suicidal AF1 pilots. You know, speaking hypothetically and with all due concern.

My mom has ALZHEIMER’S and asks weekly if he is dead. Like through all the haze and forgetfulness, this one thing remains constant. I find this remarkable.

Apparently some medical professionals are no longer asking "who's president?" on the cognition test because so many patients get distressed at having to say his name.

“Trump’s existence could lead to cure for Alzheimer’s”. I can see the next great study coming from rfk jr, once they definitively solve the cause of autism in … checks notes … 5 months. (Still can’t believe no one thought to do this before - smh)

It'll be vaccines again.

Every. Damn. Day.

He must have an inkling. There were two assassination attempts within a few months. That doesn’t happen when people like you. He’s probably in denial, because his minions puff up his ego and spin everything.

I’ve wondered if those were fake setups to gain sympathy and attention. Too bad about the victims.

I was convinced the first one was at first. I don’t think so anymore, but the shooter was so odd. I can’t remember if they ever found his specific motive. (Besides hating Trump. Might have been enough, lol.)

Not exactly uncharted territory www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk

www.istrumpdeadyet.com seems to be up for grabs still

@fucktrump.bsky.social @antitrumpaf.bsky.social @antifatechsupport.bsky.social Can we get on this?

Shit. Somebody is parked on it. www.godaddy.com/whois/result...

Just get .io, .moe, .garlic or whatever. Having .com doesn't matter at all

www.ishedeadyet.justaskingquestions

I like .wtf

boooo. people who park on domains are no fun.

Probably a Tesla owner.

set a reminder on your phone for next year for when it expires 040926 and if he hasnt met Satan yet.

I got $5 on it

You just reminded me of the Is Henry Kissenger Dead? Twitter and they ended up being late to the news breaking bc they were busy. 😭😭😭😭

Her and Reagan. Both contemptible.

@iskissingerdeadyet.bsky.social

Not British so don’t really know who she is, but anyone who strives to have that round or a head ain’t cool

reminded me of a classic

Wanting to spite them may have kept Kissinger going.

👍

Oh pleeease!

Relatable.

Perfect. :-)

It's absolutely perfect. Then there is this... A favorite of mine...

why did i cackle

therese, I think, because we see pooh and piglet from our childhoods expressing very accurate sentiments in our adulthood. I giggled when I 1st saw it myself.

Yep. That is poetry. Tragic, but poetry.

🏆 My iPad jigsaw puzzles have been a saving grace between national news shocks.

Every time my phone dings with a breaking news notification I wonder if it’s #1.

Only the Good Die Young.

Jimmy Carter.

The good don't have to die young. But the evil don't tend to die young. Evidence Trump.

They definitely live longer than we would like them to.

Its like the modern day "phone, keys, wallet" pat down

Has he been the answer on Wordle yet?

Yeah, I got MORON on the 2nd try

🤣

Where can I get one!

Monument Valley trilogy should be installed

There's a trilogy?

Monument Valley 3 was originally a Netflix game.

Nice. And accurate.😆

This reminds me of the Soviet era joke from Russia, “the obituary I’m looking for will be on the front page “.

👏👏👏

The three apps we all need.

Yep

This is so me

lmao I'm sorry but this would so be Stolas from Helluva boss' phone...sorry Stolas...

Yup

I have a lack of relaxing puzzle games. Drop your recommended.

I find it disturbing how accurate this describes my mornings 😳

@gothtatertot.bsky.social

Would buy

You're definitely up with the times!

No such thing as a relaxing puzzle game. 🤣

I feel seen, and will this new phone be slapped with tariffs

You missed 'Are we in a war?'

Brilliant. 👊🇺🇸🔥

My sentiments exactly

About sums up my pre-breakfast routine!

I cycle thru in that order every single day.

Have we met?

Omg, nailed it!

For real. I woke up late today, had a moment of hope, then realized my husband would’ve already called. Still… Some magical day though.

Take my tear stained money.

Perfect

💅

Haha! Totally. ( I have to break my phone habit.)

refreshing the is he dead app like i'm doom scrolling my timeline defeats the purpose of saving time, but at least i an guaranteed an eventual dopamine hit when the red "no" screen finally turns into the green "yes" screen with some cute confetti animation

I feel exposed.

🤣🤣🤣

That sums it up perfectly. News/portfolio/NY Times games

😜👍🔥👏💙

Spelling Bee is my only link to humanity left

Steve G is more reliable than most people IRL

Yes! These are the 2 questions I have every morning after waking up ⏰ 😫

Perfect! That’s about it.

The only phone I need! Thx for the post!

Too funny 😂!

It is telling that everyone immediately knows who "he" is.

Honestly a dedicated app for the top is too much. Just make it like a weather app that updates and when its confirmed your phone gets a weather warning style notification but its the Wizard of Oz munchins going "Ding Dong!-"

But who is going to be the source of truth? Don't say ChatGPT please

This would be very popular. I am told I will know by the fireworks and horns honking, but I live in Trumplandia and so there will be no celebratory sounds. I check when I wake up and many times daily. Would love a real-time checker.

Doesn’t mean you can’t light off fireworks? I’m from a rural state. Invite your blue friends and have a barn party. Send you maga neighbors and invite

I have no blue friends, I can’t imagine how to find any. Because of this gun-loving MAGA nest, we all keep ourselves well-hidden and do not in any way advertise our blueness. That would get our dogs poisoned, our cars keyed, and house windows broken at the least. No exaggeration.

Sorry. I understand. I use to live in a red state.

My first question every morning.🥴

Patent it! Sell it for $30 and you will be a millionaire!

Saved to lock-screen, thank you!

Love it

Oh I’d so buy this lol

I want that

Brilliant!!

Sign me up.

Lucky you. Most people won't need the middle button to know.

I love it! lol

Makes me start singing “No One Mourns the Wicked” and think of this bit later in the show. #Wicked

I keep listening to Bully by Shinedown.

In that case, yes, your hair will look great forever.

🤣🤣

My morning routine, right there!

I love it!!! Suggestion: DOES SOMEONE SUCK? No, not *that* kind! I mean, are they a bigot?

Ooohhjj😂😂😂😂

Every morning...you think he knows?

Pretty much sums up my life since January 20.

Gooooooooddddd Moooorrrrrning…did it happen yet? @chasingoz.bsky.social phone edition

Love it. Thank you. Thought I was the only one doing this.

😂😂😂👍

Took me a second.. but.. LoLoLoL

Is IT Golfing finally?

😂

My life absolutely

Exactly, check if everything's still a disaster, then see if you're broke enough to care.

😂 ❣️ 😂 ❣️ 😂

That’s me 😂

❤️

Brilliant. Cut to the chase.

He won't die anytime soon. We are not that lucky. Been wishing and hoping but somehow I feel he will outlive us all.

Would not mind at all if I were wrong about this. Would love to be wrong.

Well you sure got my number

omg, are you spying on me? if wishes were horses...

There's an old Soviet joke: A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away. After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "why do you always look at the cover but never inside?" "I'm looking ... 1/2

2/2 "I'm looking for an obituary." "An obituary? But those are in the back!" "Oh no, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."

Maybe "are they dead ?" would be better.

you know my daily routine

How did you know exactly what I check each morning and in that order?

LOL. Wow.

Red and white color scheme 👌🏼

You're brilliant

Exactly!!

So perfect!! If I could give you 2 hearts I would.

I would laugh but it hits home!!

I like “ Is he dead “ part the best

I shouldn’t be laughing at this, but I am. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Same same.

I literally thought it was only me

You forgot the anonymous sex button

Yayyy, I didn't know you were on here!

How did you get this picture of my phone?!

I don’t wish him dead. I wish him in prison where he belongs. He’d suffer a lot more in prison than if he was dead.

I have resigned myself to prefer whatever outcome is the most likely and also most expedient. Therefore, prison is out.🙄🤓⚰️

I had a dream last night that he died, and I was finding out via bluesky. It was disappointing, to say the least, when I realized it was just a dream.

I agree.

Thanks for liking my post. Cheers Wilfried

Now to find an actual relaxing puzzle game that's not riddled with ads or requests to buy stuff.

Unfortunately my relaxing puzzle game is “War Robots”💥

I feel seen.

🤣

😂

Can’t wait for the first button to happen.

Need to get me one of these

Brilliant. Captures my zeitgeist for sure!

I thought I was the only one.

Perfect.

🤣

✔️

Real

Depravity

hahaha.... not.

Seriously, the first headline I look for every morning & the last at night is whether he's dead yet. And I know millions of Americans are likely doing the same! It will take years - if not decades - to repair the damage Putin's useful idiot Trump inflicted on the world. #NoKings #HandsOff #StopDOGE

Next screen . . . 🐝

😆 great invention!!!

Ha ha

Glad to know I'm not the only one

Thank god for relaxing puzzle games.

🤔😂🤦‍♀️

Thank you. When does it go on sale? I need it now!

The accuracy….

Genius

Throw in a good cup of coffee and it’s everyone’s morning.

I love this so much.

Lmao

I AM CRYING

Hahahaha

No Yes Ooooh! I got it in 2!

Nailed it

Okay, but this is unironically my life right now.

That is SO my morning! Haha

2048 has gotten me through DARK times.

👏👏👏

Perfect! 😂

😆😂🤣 Sums it up nicely.

Brilliant.

UI suggestion: Is He Dead should use the more hopeful and upbeat color.

With this emoji - 😃

Same here.

Needs a [Silly Cat Videos] app.

I'll also take a Happy Elephant Videos app if there's room for it ;) 🐘

Yay! One for conspiracy theorists ☺️🙀

I would love some recommendations for relaxing puzzle games for my phone...

Take my money 🤣

The accruacy of this is stunning.

📌

Can someone please straighten this and crop it, so we can use it as lockscreen for our actual phones?

Well thanks!!!

I’m laughing but it’s perfect, exactly right.

I'm familiar with 2 of these buttons. Never tried a relaxing puzzle game tho.

Candy Crush may be a bit old school but it sure does keep me quite occupied for a long time.

I tried Candy Crush Saga, but once I got to about 145, it was unplayable without spending a lot of real $$.

Sometimes I have to play the same level many times but eventually it lets me beat it and go forward. I don’t like spending lineups on games but it can be done on candy crush with patience. I’m on level 5038 with spending little money.

#accurate

He doesn’t deserve it though.

I'm not a flag guy but, as a traitor, Trump's coffin shouldn't be wrapped in the US flag. In fact his body should be dumped in the sea, like they did with bin Laden.

He better not have a flag on his rancid corpse. F that.

Isn’t the poor ocean polluted enough?

Sharks would vote yes on it

Could you imagine the headlines? "They're calling it 'Cheetotide', as his body continues to spread orange chucks of cheese throughout the Gulf of Mexico."

Ron desantis has a plan to scoop it all up and sell it at Publix

Exactly. With our luck, he will probably float back up and park his orange ass in that Great Pacific Garbage Patch and proclaim himself King of the Island. Better he left to rot in his own golf course. Ivana is waiting on him. ⛳☠️⚰️

Yeah, he definitely didn’t torment her enough when she was alive, what with the spousal rape and all. She’s definitely waiting for him. 🙄

Maybe she waiting on him in a vengeance sort of way. Probably a lot of people waiting on him in that way.

See, I told you! He's eyeballing it already!

He should get this treatment.

Alternatively,

Let me finish the cut off part ... "His remains were fed to seagulls that then shat him out onto wave-pounded rocks at sea... The end."

I need one!

I feel so seen right now.

I have that phone too!

Very funny! Very true. 🤣😆

I need that!

I wonder just HOW many of us wake up in the morning, asking the exact same question as we pick up our phones?

I check my phone every morning to see whether any of the top 5 are game over

Thank you for my lol moment before we head to Carson City for the “Pissed off, not paid” event today.💙🇺🇸🌎🌈

Best user experience ever.

Yup. Plus animal videos on social media.