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Dirt Boy @gordbrush.bsky.social

DaVinci was a hack who contributed nothing towards boob physics

aug 25, 2025, 8:07 am • 4 1

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Pesky Splinter @peskysplinter.bsky.social

If Da Vinci had played Dead or Alive he'd have snapped his canvas in two, knowing he could never achieve such titacular feats.

aug 25, 2025, 8:15 am • 5 0 • view
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Wooferendum Black Bloc @trufflehog.bsky.social

If you showed Dead or Alive Xtreme Volleyball 2 to a "renaissance artist" they'd simply die of shock

aug 25, 2025, 8:34 am • 9 3 • view
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Reflector Dish 📡 🇵🇸 @eccentricks.bsky.social

How do we know that this isn't what really killed Raphael?

aug 25, 2025, 10:52 am • 1 0 • view
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Dirt Boy @gordbrush.bsky.social

The Sistine chapel ceiling fades to Kasumi reaching out to Ayane very boobily

aug 25, 2025, 9:08 am • 7 1 • view
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Wooferendum Black Bloc @trufflehog.bsky.social

a chapel that's 85% big naturals by weight

aug 25, 2025, 9:11 am • 6 1 • view
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Dirt Boy @gordbrush.bsky.social

St. Peters Big Natural Basilicas

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aug 25, 2025, 10:44 am • 21 2 • view
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Ghost Coast. @spectralthrum.bsky.social

Lift Your Big Naturals Like Antennas to Heaven

aug 25, 2025, 10:47 am • 3 0 • view
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social

I'm glad I have a VPN so I can see this

aug 25, 2025, 10:52 am • 11 0 • view
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Dirt Boy @gordbrush.bsky.social

A VPN??

A concerned looking Celine Dion on the phone to Kier Starmer
aug 25, 2025, 11:17 am • 20 2 • view
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Lucretius Bourgeois @maviscruet.bsky.social

Praise the Orbs

aug 25, 2025, 10:46 am • 2 0 • view