I love Wales, I think they should be given England as a little apology for the last 1500 years
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I love Wales, I think they should be given England as a little apology for the last 1500 years
Jeff Buttsworthy
Americas greatest president
"I support PA" will get you arrested "I support violence against trans people" will get you a personal defence from the Prime Minister.
Fiontar would never
was maybe 50/50 on if he was fully on that path yet when you posted this, now 95/5 an hour later
they couldn't handle the truth
Open the schools
it’s not even subtext, it’s just text!
it’s real fucked up, it’s like it’s coming right at you while his body is retreating at the same time
iirc miyamoto said it’s like an insinkerator
lmao you think I’d hire my family? How new money of you.
“Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate big naturals…”
Happy birthday, that looks banging!
I don’t but Percy, my driver, does
Labour are anti big naturals
Graham Linehan 🤝 Sir Keir Starmer no wedding ring on show for a few years now
If he does I hope Graham blanks him that would be very funny
Starmer is going to invite him to parliament
the first real test of his loyalties
The Presidents Speech
Amazing I’ll check it out if I get the chance! Off to Kielder Forest tomorrow, looking forwards to that!
We took Pep to a beach today where she had total run of the place, I don’t think there was a happier creature on earth
you’re so right I apologise for being insensitive
it’s all been approved by the Posting Ombudsman, don’t be a hater x
anyway, off to Holy Island to take a shit in the mead
Gordo 2 Hols
it does seem the trains up here are a right load of old wank
good!
Yep! Didn’t go in because we got Pepper with us but she’s more into the beach anyway
no offence but Northumberland is pretty great
it’s a little thing we call posting
yanking on the cum bunting and ripping it out his urethra like i’m pulling on a lawnmower starter cord
I 100% believe her that she does have all these flags up and I bet that messages have gone out to the rest of the cabinet to get as many flags up as they can at their own houses. Still makes her sound weird as fuck though.
Duke Smoochem delayed for another five years while i go back and add 10,000 flags to every fucking level
Kier Starmer to undergo revolutionary surgery that will allow him to blast England Flag Bunting “like a clowns hanky” instead of his usual watery rope
Four more years of this shit and at the end of it is Farage as PM.
everyone keeps asking if they can fuck the flag. and that's why i am promising, in the next 4 years, that this Labour government will deliver on the Great British public fucking the flag.
she’s *so* excited to answer this, they genuinely think this is their golden ticket
Chicken ticket masala
Oh god, I’m glad I missed that then
so many are unfamiliar with the beautiful French language smdh 😔😔
very classy
I feel like I’ve missed a Discourse
you’d get more bacon in a packet of frazzles
don’t get me wrong these dorks should get their asses beat all the same but I don’t think I’ve ever heard of anyone being shocked or “triggered” by a picture of some ratty bacon and yet it persists
This has been a thing since the early 2000’s that posting bacon @ Muslims was some great unbeatable dunk and it has manifested in real world harassment this kind of shit is so low level and weird it only speaks to the insular communities these right wing freaks run in
aside from everything else, that bacon looks like complete fucking shit
The dirty little secret that has cropped up unavoidably with increasing frequency since 9/11 but has become harder and harder to conceal as time passes is that the western liberalism fucking hates Muslims and believes it’s in an existential war with Islam as much as any ‘fringe’ far-right lunatic.
Thursday Murder Club. Friday Murder Bat. Saturday Murder Chainsaw. Sunday Murder Big Rock. Monday Murder Anthrax Baguette. Tuesday Murder Slingshot, Protective Gloves And Big Sack of Scorpions. Wednesday Murder Orbital Laser Linked Directly To A Chip In The Brain Of One Unsuspecting Man From Leeds
very quickly moved out of the room
Localised entirely under my shoelace?
Kinda maybe sorta saw the Northern Lights AND made a friend! 😎
A lot of people are saying Trump is looking more plump & breedable than ever
A movie from the year I was born
When Thatcher died it was beautiful for this, the BBC just ended up trying to scold people for not being sad enough lmao
anyway, you should watch it - it’s really good! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️!
the best line was when one of the murder club confronted a human trafficker who laid out his entire nefarious plan she scolds him telling him “it’s illegal” and it’s not played for laughs at all and then she makes a deal with him and we never see him again 🤷
Mrs Gordo and I were taking bets until it was revealed it was supposed to be a kinda sorta West Ham London accent thing
Going to each Sexy Beast and forget Kingsley signed on for this
Genuinely a much better time, but if you have 2 hours and want to watch a colossal waste of money and talents with a truly hideous story then this is the movie for you!
It’s legit one of the worst things I’ve ever watched and my expectations were rock fucking bottom
Yea, Mrs. Gordo and I watched it out of morbid curiosity and it’s so much worse than we could have expected
I respect her total contempt for meter
special shout out to whatever accent piers brosnan was trying to pull off
it’s right up there as one of the most dire films of all time, just awful from start to finish
Kier Starmer is a manky twat
you asked for this
If there’s one thing the people love, it’s bullshit manager speak!
absolutely rancid
You should watch it, it’s really good!
Our plucky millionaire pensioners uncover a human trafficking ring and do nothing about it except arrest the one person who got into a fight and killed the guy who was keeping him in servitude
I know what you’re thinking “yeah no shit it’s awful, Gordo!” but you don’t understand, it’s *awful*
watched Osman’s Thursday Murder Club and fuck me is it dog shit
I never conceal horrors, I just post ‘em!
bare arse going up and down at the most respectful 2/4 timing to a full military brass band
every frame a masterpiece
god I forgot how funny this is
Tl cleanse
This is the man Keir Starmer has been desperately trying to appeal to. Think about that. Keir Starmer would rather appeal to a man who would dress up in a Union Jack gimp suit than he would the rest of us.
what's your favourite fascist manifesto, keir?
Richard Osman practices his cosy murder stories on stray dogs
Paul Hollywood can easily deflect all current nuclear arms with his pastries, he’s untouchable 😞
Simpler times
Say what you will about Trump but he’s just as good at kickflips as he ever was
Keir Starmer is a cunt running an authoritarian institutionally white supremacist, ableist and transphobic government.
the Red Wall is clamouring for a change in middle management
It will be funny if it turns out that guys ai enhanced Trump is accurate though
when Blair goes it’s going to be a national holiday
I don’t think anyone alive outside of lobby journalists and people who listen to bbc politics podcasts give the slightest shit about a cabinet reshuffle lmao
and I know we’re all excited for him to die but he just looks like normal here?
we’ve talked about it before but when he first took over there was a whole lot of writing about how hot he was and could he have been the real Mr. Darcy??! and that all just quietly stopped after a while lmao
he’s going to fuck a poppy on BBC Breakfast