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Gordorb @gordbrush.bsky.social

I’m cool with people doing whatever makes them happy and that we should kill cringe and all of that - right up until I saw the mini Blockbuster and honestly just burn this shit to the ground

aug 31, 2025, 9:18 pm • 25 0

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Paul Brodka @communistbutt.bsky.social

Funnily enough I thought that was kind of cool, a nice throw back to the before times. The sheer amount of confusing doors upset me. Surely there’s an easier way?

aug 31, 2025, 11:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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P.G. Chodehouse @mynnoj.bsky.social

Maybe the guy made his fortune selling hinges

aug 31, 2025, 11:44 pm • 3 0 • view
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Paul Brodka @communistbutt.bsky.social

Well he’d have made a fortune on that house!

aug 31, 2025, 11:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social

This is actually the inside of groverhaus

aug 31, 2025, 11:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Paul Brodka @communistbutt.bsky.social

He finally got the funds to finish it by opening a hinge business and selling a shit ton to himself. The man is a genius.

aug 31, 2025, 11:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dan @bierincognito.bsky.social

Bought them on credit then defaulted. They can't take his house because it isn't worth anything

aug 31, 2025, 11:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Paul Brodka @communistbutt.bsky.social

Ooh! Look at you Captain Finance!

aug 31, 2025, 11:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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P.G. Chodehouse @mynnoj.bsky.social

You simply have too much money if you can build and heat 20 rooms of complete bullshit

aug 31, 2025, 9:25 pm • 5 0 • view
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Gordorb @gordbrush.bsky.social

that is very true, I gave up at the blockbuster reveal but I watched the rest after and it just gets worse

aug 31, 2025, 9:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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P.G. Chodehouse @mynnoj.bsky.social

It looks like found footage after that woman ends up disappearing

aug 31, 2025, 9:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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P.G. Chodehouse @mynnoj.bsky.social

tv.apple.com/gb/show/the-...

aug 31, 2025, 9:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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When Seagulls Become Vultures @redtim.bsky.social

If I'm going to get spenny on a weird house it's going to be some sort of fucked up ghost house or something like the Winchester house.

aug 31, 2025, 9:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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Billionaires are parasites @lamentablyawake.bsky.social

I unironically think that stuff like this and all the tv shows about flipping properties or rich people buying homes in the country are good because they'll be so much great evidence after the revolution.

aug 31, 2025, 9:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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Juliet🪻 @hooliet.bsky.social

Imagine waking up at 3am needing to take a giant piss and trying to find your way to the bathroom when you're half asleep. Nightmare house.

aug 31, 2025, 9:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gordorb @gordbrush.bsky.social

It’s not for me but whatever it’s for them and… oh no, it’s just a weird adult child’s shine to a 90’s corporation

aug 31, 2025, 9:19 pm • 7 0 • view
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mrs shodai @shodaiswife.bsky.social

every day i log on and there’s a new gordo post saying something i like is cringe and/or pure evil 😔

aug 31, 2025, 9:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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Gordorb @gordbrush.bsky.social

well maybe you shouldn’t love 90’s video rental brands so much!

aug 31, 2025, 9:40 pm • 3 0 • view
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mrs shodai @shodaiswife.bsky.social

the old sea captain in the simpsons sadly saying ‘yar’
aug 31, 2025, 11:25 pm • 3 0 • view
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social

that blockbuster has hardly any choice, which was the whole point of them. you're supposed to browse for 20 minutes

aug 31, 2025, 11:30 pm • 4 0 • view
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Paul Brodka @communistbutt.bsky.social

Sadly I miss that. Now I just look at my multiple streaming services for 45 seconds and decide there’s nothing I like.

aug 31, 2025, 11:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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mrs shodai @shodaiswife.bsky.social

back when i was 12 i thought only 3-4 films were made per year. bring back those innocent times!

sep 1, 2025, 6:19 am • 2 0 • view
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Thom @mrmoth.bsky.social

That's the Gordo™ brand.

aug 31, 2025, 9:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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Pesky Splinter @peskysplinter.bsky.social

Bet it doesn't even smell like a Blockbusters. Fake Nostalgia Nerds

aug 31, 2025, 9:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Spooks Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social

Imagine having a heart attack and dying in the secret Blockbuster room and no one can find you

sep 1, 2025, 6:25 am • 3 0 • view