Yer da's patriot facebook group "That commie starmer can't even fuck a poppy correctly!!!"

are you jealous. of his corcs

Any hole’s a goal

Can’t believe how much he’s aged in a few years though, that popping shagging takes its toll

we’ve talked about it before but when he first took over there was a whole lot of writing about how hot he was and could he have been the real Mr. Darcy??! and that all just quietly stopped after a while lmao

Now he just looks like a putrid scrotum

This cursed headline has been lodged in my brain like a bullet ever since I saw it last year

Keir Starmer 007: license to THRILL

To thrill with a wimper

er excuse me I think you meant to say he’s going to fuck a poppy on BBC Breakfast, Respectfully. Sombrely, dignified poppy shagging

bare arse going up and down at the most respectful 2/4 timing to a full military brass band

Climaxing at 10.59am precisely, to ease us all into the minute’s silence in the most Respectful way possible

this is the worst thread i’ve ever seen

The horrors are not brought into being by me; I just force us all to confront them from whence they were concealed

I never conceal horrors, I just post ‘em!

Thank you both for this gift, now I have to throw myself in a woodchipper.

he will do only a modest cum, just one drop, miraculously st george flag coloured white and red (it's got blood in he needs an exam)

Patriotic gonorrhea

“Yes I’ve got The Clap. I ‘clap’ for Are Country!!!”

Union Ejackulate

10/10

Red and black mirror