Is this the thing Netflix is pushing

Yea, Mrs. Gordo and I watched it out of morbid curiosity and it’s so much worse than we could have expected

As soon as I saw he was getting a netflix deal I knew who was going to be cast. Twee English Village OAP Farce bullshit.

Going to each Sexy Beast and forget Kingsley signed on for this

I’ve seen it advertised whilst watching love is blind which is also diabolical but probably better

Genuinely a much better time, but if you have 2 hours and want to watch a colossal waste of money and talents with a truly hideous story then this is the movie for you!

At least with love is blind you know it’s going to be terrible but can have a laugh at the desperation

I'm so glad everyone hates this. Every negative review gives me life

It’s legit one of the worst things I’ve ever watched and my expectations were rock fucking bottom

Seems fairly typical for his politics too. Like, the rich people are the good guys and the poor person goes to jail at the end

I know what you’re thinking “yeah no shit it’s awful, Gordo!” but you don’t understand, it’s *awful*

Our plucky millionaire pensioners uncover a human trafficking ring and do nothing about it except arrest the one person who got into a fight and killed the guy who was keeping him in servitude

I've watched the first hour, and it's a bit thin, but pleasant enough in a "support your local am dram" sort of way.

While he was trying to get his passport that the guy had stolen from him.

absolutely rancid

i don't think i've seen a worse film for the last 3 yrs & i tried watching alien 4 about 4 times

it’s right up there as one of the most dire films of all time, just awful from start to finish

So many good people and yet so bad

special shout out to whatever accent piers brosnan was trying to pull off

Oh TERRIBLE wtf was that

Mrs Gordo and I were taking bets until it was revealed it was supposed to be a kinda sorta West Ham London accent thing

the best line was when one of the murder club confronted a human trafficker who laid out his entire nefarious plan she scolds him telling him “it’s illegal” and it’s not played for laughs at all and then she makes a deal with him and we never see him again 🤷

anyway, you should watch it - it’s really good! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️!