“Bone-petite”?

so many are unfamiliar with the beautiful French language smdh 😔😔

"bone-petite"???

very classy

Tray-bone, innit?

Bacon, but what if literally the only flavour was salty fat

I can't believe you'd say that about American bacon

Fuck me I thought it would be over in the morning

I can’t be doing it again, I already have three curry-based meals for today and tomorrow

I feel like I’ve missed a Discourse

More like one racist than a whole discourse.

A yank said curry wasn't British and it looked like the food wars were kicking off again, but in the end nobody could quite be bothered

Oh god, I’m glad I missed that then

this is basically the whole thing, and indeed every version of this, in one image

Chicken ticket masala

the national dish 🙏

Either it's British but you stole it because colonialism, or it's not British because it's made by people of Pakistani descent (who can never be British ipso facto) either way you're wrong and bad and it doesn't count and my lazy assumptions about food absolutely hold up to the mildest scrutiny 😓

When Boss Man accidentally leaves the receipt in the box

you’d get more bacon in a packet of frazzles

It tends to be thicker cut, but thinner strips, in my very limited experience.

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Mmmhhh foamy bacon!

much like OP, simultaneously anaemic and salty

This has been a thing since the early 2000’s that posting bacon @ Muslims was some great unbeatable dunk and it has manifested in real world harassment this kind of shit is so low level and weird it only speaks to the insular communities these right wing freaks run in

don’t get me wrong these dorks should get their asses beat all the same but I don’t think I’ve ever heard of anyone being shocked or “triggered” by a picture of some ratty bacon and yet it persists

lmao epic bacon you win the internet sir! 🤣