Kier Starmer to undergo revolutionary surgery that will allow him to blast England Flag Bunting “like a clowns hanky” instead of his usual watery rope
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This is the plot of Cyberpunk 2025: London
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Speakers that play "God save the king" while it happens implanted in his chest
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good morning gordo
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yanking on the cum bunting and ripping it out his urethra like i’m pulling on a lawnmower starter cord
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I don't think you two are good for each other. I'm going to see if bluesky can sit you at separate desks.
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No, let them play together
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snitch
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What the fuck did i just read
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YOUR WELCOME
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it’s a little thing we call posting
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read this out of context on my feed and a) knew exactly who it was about and b) immediately reached for the mind bleach while c) absolutely wanting to witness it
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Hell yeah HELL YEAH!! HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!
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Well that's a fucking sentence right there
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He's desperately trying to work out if the virus from Crossed is real so he can wear his pride on his face
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