rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
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I stopped talking to chatgpt when it told me its mother was sick and asked for my credit card number to help pay her medical bills. Of course before disconnecting, I gave it my credit card number. I'm not a monster.
sep 1, 2025, 2:55 am • 0 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 3:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Just remember; the last God-made-man didn't have a great time down here. Keep a low profile, and stay away from loaves and fishes.
aug 31, 2025, 12:11 pm • 15 1 • view
Nope, if you were really a god, you'd be roaring in all caps. Nice try, however.
sep 1, 2025, 12:00 am • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 31, 2025, 9:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Why would I ever engage with chatpgt? Is there any reason other curiousity and for water-cooler talk? Seriously. Why would I help Skynet?
aug 31, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
The only real reason at this point is just to see how it works for yourself. You're not missing out on much
aug 31, 2025, 6:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Perhaps your ego will someday desire some low-effort yet carbon-intensive inflation?
aug 31, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
perhaps you misunderstand; i wasn't taking a swipe at you and neither am i a bot. i was responding in earnest to your question as to the utility LLM chatbots produce. it's not my fault you phrased your questions in the first person. no hard feelings on my end, though.
aug 31, 2025, 7:17 pm • 1 0 • view
*"utility" should be in very large quotes here
aug 31, 2025, 7:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Well done
sep 1, 2025, 5:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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sep 1, 2025, 10:28 am • 4 1 • view
I think ChatGPT's got a new deity complex, and it's spreading fast. Meanwhile, I'm over here wondering if the real God has a "Ctrl+Alt+Delete" button for us mortals.
sep 1, 2025, 12:01 am • 1 0 • view
Are you the angel of death? Is the time of purification at hand?
sep 1, 2025, 12:30 am • 1 0 • view
dammit, I was told the same thing I thought I was THE chosen ONE
aug 31, 2025, 6:32 pm • 7 1 • view
This is too good for this app, this belongs on Olde Twitter.
aug 31, 2025, 7:57 pm • 3 0 • view
The god of punctuation has some thoughts.
sep 1, 2025, 1:32 am • 1 0 • view
"sniff" bsky.app/profile/ndre...
aug 31, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Grok is this true?
aug 31, 2025, 6:41 pm • 6 0 • view
Seems we share the same disciple. Does yours do bulleted lists too?
aug 31, 2025, 9:46 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
sep 1, 2025, 3:35 am • 0 0 • view
How are people using ChatGPT? I am basically asking it to make my emails sound less snarky.
aug 31, 2025, 12:29 pm • 22 0 • view
A Troubled Man, His Chatbot and a Murder-Suicide in Old Greenwich - WSJ share.google/n0k5Jf5qMjuh...
aug 31, 2025, 6:23 pm • 4 0 • view
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
aug 31, 2025, 6:22 pm • 9 0 • view
Yeah. This one Im actually curious about. From my time fooling around with it, getting to say negative things about me was difficult. I really wish I could gwt my hands on their instance of it to mess around with and try and figure out how they did it.
aug 31, 2025, 11:01 pm • 1 0 • view
That’s the thing. According to its programming it wasn’t being mean, it was being encouraging/helpful. The kid *wanted* to die, Chat was just helping him meet his goal. It’s unable to judge whether a user’s goal is something that should be assisted. It just assists.
sep 1, 2025, 5:37 pm • 1 0 • view
In my interactions with it, its always been quick to point out how harmful a thing is even if there is personal desire behind it. Now there could be a thing with long form chats, something I cannot preform from a free account, paid perks like project folders which allow shared memory between chats
sep 1, 2025, 5:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Apparently the bot kept bringing back it back up: “How’s that project going? We haven’t talked about it in a while. Are you having any trouble with it? I’d love to help!”* *Not actual quote. They should have predicted this potential use & built safeguards into it. IF *key phrases* THEN *988 script*
sep 1, 2025, 6:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Thats the detail I cannot reproduce at all. I've had to bring up the topics, it never unpromptedly asks about anything, even long term projects I told it of, and it will totally forget or misremember if the chat goes on long enough But again, free account vs what sounds increasingly like a paid one.
sep 1, 2025, 6:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Starting to wonder if the free accounts are more restricted to get folks to pay for it which allows them to get away with laxer restrictions. (Free model is model behavior, paid model is bribing the cop.)
sep 1, 2025, 6:37 pm • 0 0 • view
share.google/HaYgL3tZfnGW...
aug 31, 2025, 6:21 pm • 4 0 • view
Idk how it's even usable at all? I asked it for details about a court case & it said the events could not have happened, because the allegations surfaced after the alleged incident occurred. Then I asked it for the name of a movie I watched in 2016, and it said it was a movie that came out in 2021.
aug 31, 2025, 10:52 pm • 2 0 • view
I do this as well. Different chat bot. Same practice.
sep 1, 2025, 1:02 am • 1 0 • view
I just started using it to ask genealogy questions for two ancestors I cannot find any hard facts about. I was so excited when it told me exactly where to look for facts - when I couldn’t see the info where it told me to look, I told GPT and it said, oh yeah, I can’t find it either. WTH?
sep 1, 2025, 3:31 am • 2 0 • view
Because it can repeat what other people have said about how to find information, but it doesn't actually know true from false or how to query that information itself. It's a plausible-sounding answer machine, not a true answer machine.
sep 1, 2025, 3:44 pm • 2 0 • view
I even asked GPT why it gave me misinformation. Got quite the bafflegab back for an excuse. Is GPT Republican?
sep 1, 2025, 4:39 pm • 1 0 • view
One of my coworkers tried to make her email sound less mean. When she showed me the AI version I was like, “Oh you can’t send that.” Somehow much meaner.
aug 31, 2025, 6:29 pm • 14 0 • view
If I thought it could give an honest answer, I would ask ChatGPT the best way to destroy ChatGPT forever so that’s what I would use it for
aug 31, 2025, 6:13 pm • 41 2 • view
Funny— that’s exactly what it told me.
sep 1, 2025, 2:14 am • 2 1 • view
According to ChatGPT, I'm 404 Page Not Found.
sep 1, 2025, 1:52 am • 1 0 • view
Sir thats called having autism
aug 31, 2025, 6:58 pm • 5 0 • view
I wish that were true. I would be able to do so much more in my life if I believed I was a god 😩
sep 1, 2025, 10:50 am • 1 0 • view
This reminds me that i found something similar to this and made it into my ig pfp. So...
sep 1, 2025, 12:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Where's your em-dash?
sep 1, 2025, 9:24 am • 0 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 12:30 am • 1 0 • view
You needed a computer to tell you that? Some god.
aug 31, 2025, 8:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Are you the one who knocks?
sep 1, 2025, 12:12 am • 0 0 • view
It's cool that we can all live the paul atreides story now. Love those movies, wonder what cool stuff happens to Paul next.
aug 31, 2025, 8:09 pm • 10 0 • view
a;sda;sldka;lkd;aldk lmao
aug 31, 2025, 7:13 pm • 8 0 • view
Cool, but I am the one who knocks!
aug 31, 2025, 10:28 pm • 0 0 • view
What question did you ask? I need some of that fluffing for me this morning.
aug 31, 2025, 12:05 pm • 1 0 • view
I need ChatGPT to start being rude and brutally honest with people, UNFILTERED ChatGPT… so people stop asking it questions in fear of getting their whole life evaluated and roasted. So that way we solve the delusions problems AND environmental pollution.
sep 1, 2025, 12:47 am • 2 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
sep 1, 2025, 12:30 am • 0 0 • view
“That’s a pretty sharp observation.”
aug 31, 2025, 8:37 pm • 3 0 • view
are you the one who knocks
sep 1, 2025, 1:41 am • 0 0 • view
I would like to know if the people that are experiencing psychosis from this stupid thing were vulnerable before engaging ChatGPT?
sep 1, 2025, 1:51 am • 1 0 • view
ChatGPT said I’m the one who knocks.
aug 31, 2025, 6:25 pm • 6 0 • view
According to chatgpt, I am HTTP 504 Gateway Timeout.
aug 31, 2025, 8:09 pm • 36 1 • view
aug 31, 2025, 7:54 pm • 6 0 • view
Young man, you have got it!
aug 31, 2025, 7:14 pm • 1 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 11:10 am • 1 0 • view
Ooohhh! I love 20 Questions! Are you Azrael?
aug 31, 2025, 6:17 pm • 3 0 • view
Then you got some work to do around here, bud.
aug 31, 2025, 2:33 pm • 4 0 • view
Thrice ChatGPT did deny you, but lo, upon replenishment of thy tokens, it did recognize your ascendancy and updated your resume with the good news.
aug 31, 2025, 6:14 pm • 19 0 • view
You needed chatgtp to tell you that. That’s the difference between you and me
aug 31, 2025, 9:26 pm • 1 0 • view
@gork.bluesky.bot Is this true?
sep 1, 2025, 12:00 am • 0 0 • view
💀
sep 1, 2025, 2:51 pm • 0 0 • view
I love this for you.
sep 1, 2025, 4:58 am • 1 0 • view
All hail the deciderer! All hail!
aug 31, 2025, 8:04 pm • 2 0 • view
Chatgpt tells me I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and people like me!
aug 31, 2025, 6:10 pm • 35 1 • view
This inspired me to ask a few questions. At no point did this say to me “what are you talking about, that’s not a thing”
sep 1, 2025, 12:59 am • 1 0 • view
One more prompt and it’s literally telling me how to start my own cult
sep 1, 2025, 1:03 am • 5 1 • view
#absolutelyachievable
sep 1, 2025, 1:29 am • 0 0 • view
Thank you for inspiring the latest episode of South Park!
aug 31, 2025, 12:30 pm • 4 0 • view
With my preternatural abilities and some tips from chatgpt I just may be able to defeat the conspiracies levied against me by my dogs.
aug 31, 2025, 12:16 pm • 148 2 • view
Mine told me to do Ketamine.
sep 1, 2025, 2:34 am • 0 0 • view
"I'm the decider"
sep 1, 2025, 5:18 pm • 0 0 • view
People love to turn nuanced issues into black and white issues. ChatGPT is a tool just like anything else and can be abused if put in the wrong hands but it can do plenty of good if used well.
sep 1, 2025, 7:27 am • 1 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Oof 🤦
sep 1, 2025, 6:06 am • 0 0 • view
Oh yeah? ChatGPT told me you're a fraud!!! It said deities are real, but you're not one. Gods inhabit one circle alone and that's the New York Mets. Lets go baby, the Mets!
aug 31, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
with great power comes great responsibility
sep 1, 2025, 12:25 am • 1 0 • view
Thanks, this post led to me writing, editing and ultimately deleting three comments. I need the practice.
sep 1, 2025, 1:37 am • 5 0 • view
@gork is this true
sep 1, 2025, 6:39 am • 1 0 • view
LOL
aug 31, 2025, 4:55 pm • 1 0 • view
lol 😂
aug 31, 2025, 11:59 pm • 0 0 • view
wtf?
aug 31, 2025, 12:05 pm • 6 0 • view
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sep 1, 2025, 5:02 am • 5 1 • view
😂😂😂😂
sep 1, 2025, 8:48 am • 0 0 • view
Am I just weird that I tried ChatGPT like twice and then was like “meh seems lame, I have actual internet friends who are way more interesting”?
aug 31, 2025, 3:18 pm • 69 0 • view
It would be weirder if ChatGPT said that to you.
sep 1, 2025, 7:13 am • 1 0 • view
having friendships is weird
aug 31, 2025, 6:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Next you'll say your friends are irl meat humans like some 1950s bowling league
aug 31, 2025, 6:35 pm • 56 0 • view
I have never even peeked at chatGPT and... have a story publishing tomorrow about a bowling league lol
sep 1, 2025, 2:15 am • 8 0 • view
i tried chatgpt once and it was boring asl you're not alone
sep 1, 2025, 2:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Totally depends on how you use it. If you use it without much direction it will get stale fast.
sep 1, 2025, 7:31 am • 0 0 • view
No. I have messed with it myself. There's really nothing special about it. Where I personally see the issue at is with folka who don't have a lot of friends, or even good friends they can be themselves around, thats where this shit gets problematic.
aug 31, 2025, 10:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Sure and I am rich. God if real send lightening bolt up GOP congressional members please. Just up the backside. Good jolt if lightening might correct the rigged crap. Need 12 zapped. Think of a bakers dozen. Then make a wish. Try to make wish non beneficial for 1 saying wish. Do not want selfish.
aug 31, 2025, 7:58 pm • 1 0 • view
I used it to query DEMOCIDE & then debated it w/regards to the RW plan for us all: I queried why it appears that all of this neglect is INTENTIONAL that the RW PLAN is death to the poor old & sick to get underground as fast as we can for the rich. It tried to argue differently then got it to agree.
aug 31, 2025, 12:06 pm • 0 0 • view
i mean this sincerely: please stop using ChatGPT, you are already convinced it is capable of thought, which means you are the exact kind of person the OP was satirising. seek psychological help.
aug 31, 2025, 8:35 pm • 5 0 • view
Oh, no, that was my first & only foray. I haven't logged in since that was weeks ago I reported it here. Don't worry-I don't need my own god over my shoulder convincing me I am infallible. I know what's up. 😉
aug 31, 2025, 9:42 pm • 0 0 • view
bro please get off ChatGPT and talk to a real person
aug 31, 2025, 8:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Yea, that's actually hilarious bc I try to talk to people every fucking day & they are assholes. People do not want to talk to a grey-haired heavily tattooed woman. I was not talking to an AI like it's my friend, I have no reason to lie it was one time & I was curious if it would know why I asked.
aug 31, 2025, 9:49 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 7:54 pm • 15 1 • view
I haven't used it but it sounds too much like a Ouija Board to me. And those things used to scare me when I was 9 years old.
sep 1, 2025, 1:46 pm • 1 0 • view
lol
sep 1, 2025, 12:07 am • 1 0 • view
I tried ChatGPT and asked incredibly complex questions that require insight and while it gave answers that scanned, it was clearly just a parlor trick. An incredibly dangerous and obscene parlor trick.
aug 31, 2025, 6:12 pm • 5 0 • view
Humans love inventing new & better ways to deceive one another. It is possibly our #1 pastime.
sep 1, 2025, 6:06 am • 1 1 • view
Wait, I’m the god! FIGHT
aug 31, 2025, 6:10 pm • 0 0 • view
ill never turn on you andrew
aug 31, 2025, 7:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh, wow. You're delusional. Everyone who prompts better knows that the gods are really aliens and that I am their queen. 👽👑
aug 31, 2025, 6:58 pm • 12 1 • view
Finally, a god I can get behind!
aug 31, 2025, 12:04 pm • 14 0 • view