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this and british people eating bbq is a sure fire ticket to tiktok fame
lmfao
I would read a whole series of reports like this on each individual federal goon. They all deserve a profile.
id build the sickest paintball park the world has ever seen and its crazy to me that none of our mega rich have done this yet
i like this site but too few of you are posting about how smart and handsome and funny i am. you may not like it but this is what investors want to see
if you want this site to grow you have to be nice to me specifically, the person who constantly posts the dumbest bull shit youve ever read
They’re doing all this to prevent people from MEMORIALIZING A MASS SHOOTING
Anna Kalinskaya has her dog, Bella, chasing tennis balls for her during her warmup
I am not kidding even a little about the necessity of starting with Reconstruction 2 if there is to be any hope of making this a country worthy of survival.
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
i wouldve looked back
“bluesky has no pull” we had the world thinking the president was dead, we’re becoming more powerful than they could ever imagine
also, that sounds like an incredible dog
haha I realized that was probably it before i replied but it was too funny to resist
its basically just 2 tablespoons of sugar gel at the bottom of the cup original big cups remain the undisputed champ
donald trump threatens the vatican with astronomical tariffs if the pope continues to deny him indulgences
Stuart Stevens, currently to the left of most democratic leaders on the Hill
studying the engagement of all your posts from last night like im watching the all-22 so im ready when it happens
It’s Lee Corso’s last day on the air. Earlier this week I wrote him a little tribute. defector.com/and-now-for-...
first of all i dont know what that means, second…i mean sure theres lots of circumstantial evidence that he had a rib removed on thursday but nothing concrete so lets just sit tight until theres confirmation
please stop dming me your “tips” that donald trump is recovering from “rib removal surgery”
the white house has announced an auto-pen signed preemptive pardon of jd vance for regicide?
im sorry das coochie if that was a bit too risqué
I’m not joking
donald trump issuing an executive order making it a felony for him to die
she looks nothing like him
donald trump reemerging on tuesday with a bbl
Really looking forward to a somber bagpipe rendition of YMCA
he’s not dead he’s just been turned into a llama. the character arc is finally beginning
the river styx folks, we’re gonna make a deal like youve never seen for that ferry. ive been talking to charon, they say i shouldnt say that but we’ve been talking, we’re gonna make a deal for that ferry, youll hear the entire underworld will be saying “thank you mr trump for the big beautiful deal”
It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.
A source close to the situation who was given anonymity to discuss the matter tells the Times “he is not dead.” Mr. Trump’s public absence is the result of his falling headfirst into an old timey well. The president’s tremendous size prevented his complete descent but also delayed extraction.
thats right
theyre calling it the last great adventure folks, can you believe that? well we’re gonna do it better than anyone has ever dreamed before. theyre saying theyve never seen anyone heading toward the light quite as quickly, the biggest beautiful light theyve ever seen
at approximately 3:45 am the president stepped on a roller skate in the presidential residence, sliding across the room and headfirst into a honey jar. the president continued on the skate, through an open third story window. he was found unresponsive at approximately 6:19 am
i do not think people can comprehend the level of conspiracy theory that will come from this, even if it happens on live tv
i need everyone to focus because when it happens we need to immediately end the vance presidency in the crib by starting a rumor he and peter thiel did it
This is good: With Trump/RFK destroying CDC, JB Pritzker's officials are exploring the possibility of buying Covid vaccines from manufacturers and distributing them in-state themselves, source tells me. Dem govs must step up and fill the void. New piece from me: newrepublic.com/article/1998...
Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy
i remember sam bankman fried saying after he was arrested, “im completely broke i only have $150k left”…like, that would be a life changing amount of money for 99% of the population, its insane
i really just want one (1) example of a billionaire paying for an incompetent and catastrophic business decision by losing their money and having to go work a regular 9-5
if corporations are people then theres a few out there that need to be arrested and tried for murder
do yall remember that whistleblower a few years ago that said meta was intentionally steering young girls into eating disorders bc it meant theyd click on more stuff?
a person offering teens free advice on how to take their own life: a monster, immediate jail for life at best a person who owns a company that makes money off giving teens advice on how to take their own life: a genius, this will save civilization, we must give you all the money
This story has it all: aquaculture, Black Flag, Bernie Sanders, Star Trek as policy, John Hodgman, male tears, and a candidate citing Luthen’s monologue from Andor. Meet Graham Platner, the Maine oysterman trying to crack the senate. @grahamformaine.bsky.social newrepublic.com/article/1996...
shocking reports that donald trumps economic policies are doing the exact goddam thing everyone said they would
i just dont think rich people should be making money by encouraging other people to commit suicide and murder their loved ones, shouldnt be a legitimate business model imo
the economy is hanging by a thread, you could have this very relevant talking point already baked into the news cycle if you simply did a little math and had a few electeds bring the number up in interviews
it would be pretty easy, its just basic math really
i mean, its political malpractice that democrats arent running and promoting a running tab on the cost of the presidents self-suck parties right?
Maybe they'll eventually regain their nerve, but for the moment, JB Pritzker appears to have single-handedly spooked the Trump administration into backing down with one 12-minute speech.
its fun seeing "americas team" honor the nickname by circling the toilet due to mismanagement by a dictatorial, dementia addled old man in a position of power hes unqualified for
Then why are you partnering with AI companies? Why are you taking their money to bring AI into classrooms? I’ve been a union member since I was five. AI companies have stolen my work. This is a workers’ rights issue.
i dont think i can ever trust a journalist that hasnt been permanently kicked out of this press room at this point
House Democrats could force a vote on impeaching RFK any time they want. Of course it would fail. But do you want to make an issue of it or not?
Pirro’s strategy played better in a Fox News greenroom than in a D.C. courtroom. www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/fai...
RFK Jr is driving this country towards an almost certain public health disaster. If Democrats can’t stop it, at the very least they can get it on the record now that they wanted him gone and the GOP wanted him kept in. Underline how they own the disasters to come. It’s Politics 101.
do you remember during the campaign when trump gave that rambling 3 hour speech about bull shit and the headlines the next day were all like "trump lays out economic vision in rousing speech"? nasty work
disturbing reports that trumps economic policies are doing the exact things literally everyone who knows anything said they would
I literally voted for both Biden and Harris even though they were crappy on this issue (especially Harris). And the reason I'm telling you three years in advance that I'm not voting for transphobic candidates is so people have the opportunity to nominate non-transphobes.
I’ve seen a lot of explanations for this but I think the stupidest, pettiest one is correct - college kids being rude really has been the most pressing problem facing the opinion column set turning “someone protested me” into a national crisis because it’s the only time they experience negativity
the worst case scenario for all of these people is that theyd still have more money than theyd ever be able to spend in a hundred lifetimes
its only because rich people want to make money off it instead of losing an insignificant amount of their fortune, theres no other reason we’re being forced to participate in this farce
its been like a week since we found out meta was encouraging sexual discussions between its chatbot and children and now we learn openai encouraged and helped plan suicide and no one is doing anything about it
70 years ago, on this date, Emmett Till was kidnapped and brutally murdered by white men. His family, including his cousin who was with him at the time, is repeating the train ride he took from Chicago to Mississippi in 1955 to mark the anniversary
i guess i just wish that the hhs secretary had a medical background is all
You have to understand that there was a very real risk that Harris might make all use the term Latinx.
noooooo dont do it
imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter
the cdc announces that in lieu of vaccines, every american will be receiving a “trump leech” in the mail hhs secretary rfk jr issued the following warning: “do not, under any circumstances, name your leech.” No explanation for the warning was given
they really want it to be illegal to dislike them
This is insanity. This is the sign of a government that has lost its mind.
i refuse to touch your profile matt rife
a healthy country wouldve immediately yeeted anyone who said that so far away from political life theyd never even cross our mind again after they said shit like that
after uvalde they blamed doors, anything but guns
lol
This is like 10% of floridas population at any given time
Update: it got funny again
So the sandwich guy ... beat the wrap
In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Now that MAGA has brought the small-town gay piano teacher back to the Cracker Barrel logo it’s time to bring back Bucco Bruce to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers helmets
lol imagine being so incompetent you get caught spying on freaking denmark
This is preferable to terrorizing black neighborhoods. But it also just confirms what we all knew: the whole operation is about projecting the image of safety for tourists, politicians, and white residents, not reducing crime. (Which terrorizing black neighborhoods also would not accomplish.)
i see the name lisa cook for the first time in my life, and quickly learn this person is the cause of all my problems. i see a picture and immediately understand why. the president once again needs me
as a free-thinker i wake up full of joy that cracker barrel reverted to the old logo. the joy quickly dissipates as i check donald trumps truth social, looks like seth myers’ contract has been extended. there is no rest for the weary, no rest for patriots
well, we’d also lose a small percentage of our vast and unearned fortunes which we obviously cant allow to happen
When local leaders start threatening ICE agents with prosecutions — like this — it *will* be effective
its just that the people invested in these companies have said we have to keep giving them money and free rein to advance civilization, obviously you can see that our hands are tied
sorry folks we cant turn off the teen suicide encouragement bot, just too many billionaires who invested an insignificant amount of their fortune into it and that would make them upset
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lmfao amazing, funnier than i imagined
can someone set this to the flight of the valkyries for me
Respect to Ralphie VI
say what you will about donald trump he got cracker barrel to put the gay guy back in its logo
thats right
oh 100%, would rather have them doing this right now than pretty much anything else
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
its crazy how much trump hates these people and how little respect he has for them