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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social

My wife got me a Life Alert bracelet. I told her I think I’m kinda young for this ? Her reply But I want to know when you get a life ! 😡

jul 10, 2025, 3:42 pm • 28 0

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Madness832 @madness832.bsky.social

I've fallen, and I can't get up!

jul 10, 2025, 10:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Camstone 🦊🥃🤙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @camstonefaux.bsky.social

… (what I would have done if was put in that situation) Me: We’re getting a divorce. (then presses life alert button)

jul 10, 2025, 3:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social

hey if this were like 'Logans Run' you'd get a jewel in your hand... and *checks* , yeah. We'd all be dead by now...

jul 10, 2025, 6:05 pm • 1 0 • view