Kid: the best part about eating isn’t the chewing, it’s putting the food in your mouth. We still have over an hour before bedtime, but Drunk Roommate has arrived early.
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Kids as drunk roommates is exactly right
aug 26, 2025, 2:00 am • 4 0 • view
Especially at bedtime in our house. Lots of hugs and “I love you”s and he says weird stuff and needs to drink a lot of water.
aug 26, 2025, 2:05 am • 3 0 • view
I didn’t # this one, but I have others.
aug 26, 2025, 2:06 am • 1 0 • view
We have always said our son asks sleepy questions. That's his tell. And they're questions that make no sense.
aug 26, 2025, 9:47 pm • 5 0 • view
That’s great, that’s exactly it.
aug 26, 2025, 9:55 pm • 4 0 • view
My kids sometimes (less so as he’s gotten older) just chews his food forever. Won’t swallow. Can’t swallow. And when you bring it up, everything gets worse.
aug 26, 2025, 2:48 am • 4 0 • view
when he’s right, he’s right.
aug 26, 2025, 1:58 am • 5 0 • view
Sometimes he says the weirdest shit, and sometimes that weird shit also makes sense.
aug 26, 2025, 2:04 am • 5 0 • view