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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social

And now begins the hunt for the missing elastic spool.

aug 30, 2025, 5:01 pm • 17 0

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com

🍿 the suspense!!!

aug 30, 2025, 5:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chris Womack @hollowoak.bsky.social

*match strikes, lights fuse* *cue Mission: Impossible theme* (I tried to find a gif but all I got was stuff from the Tom Cruise movies, mostly Cruise in a wire harness)

aug 30, 2025, 5:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social

I hope I get everything organized before I find it because finding it will zap all my motivation.

aug 30, 2025, 5:15 pm • 5 0 • view
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social

I am “I should keep this box, it’s a good box” years old.

aug 30, 2025, 5:47 pm • 10 1 • view
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Jonathan Cook @jonathancook.bsky.social

I once used a part in my giant crate of possibly useful parts that I had kept just in case for more than 20 years and through a transatlantic move to MacGyver something for my wife. I have never felt as vindicated.

aug 30, 2025, 6:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social

Seriously, there are few better feelings than “wow, I’m glad I kept this super handy thing!”

aug 30, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Laurel @laurelfynes.bsky.social

That started early, for me. That age was roughly 12.

aug 30, 2025, 5:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social

Ngl, I probably did, too. Just now I have more boxes from which to choose. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

aug 30, 2025, 5:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social

I just emptied a box that started out in Chicago… in Feb 2022. Please clap.

aug 30, 2025, 6:05 pm • 5 0 • view
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Can't Think of Clever Name @noclevername.bsky.social

👏👏👏

sep 2, 2025, 3:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Amyreg @amyreg.bsky.social

🏅

aug 30, 2025, 11:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social

This is (at least) four different works in progress. When I was a kid I used to purposefully tangle up thread/rope/string/yarn just so I could untangle it. This is my kind of puzzle. No yarn shall be cut today.

A mess of different colors of yarn, all tangled together. They are all connected to started projects.
aug 30, 2025, 6:18 pm • 7 0 • view
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Stephanie goes by Stephanie @pagnificent.bsky.social

We’ll be notified when you find it right?

aug 30, 2025, 8:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social

Yeah, I have been convinced to post my shame on the internet.

aug 30, 2025, 8:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stephanie goes by Stephanie @pagnificent.bsky.social

Not shame! Success!

aug 30, 2025, 8:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social

I just want to talk to 2022 Hillary, why did she not throw away all the tiny AF yarn scraps?!

11 different crochet projects, now all untangled. Mostly purples and blue colors, and some grays and whites.
aug 30, 2025, 7:54 pm • 5 0 • view
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social

Now I’m onto organizing the fabrics. @legalcat.bsky.social, I still haven’t made anything for us from these stupid (affectionately) trash panda astronauts.

Blue fabric (trust me, the lighting is weird) with dopey little raccoons floating in space with just space helmets on and no other protection. There are little outlines of rocket ships and planets and some stars, too.
aug 30, 2025, 8:48 pm • 5 0 • view
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legal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social

make yourself a little bag! it’s so so cute

aug 30, 2025, 10:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social

This is as organized as I will ever be. I have accepted my fate.

Two half-sized bookshelves. One has text books, the other has crafting supplies. On the top of the shelves there are unopened Lego botanical sets and two unopened Barbies. In from of the textbook shelf are several bins filled with fabric and yarn, and then batting and smaller pieces of fabrics on top of those. There’s also a bin filled with weighted blanket beads, on top of which is my Mall Madness bank that my brother is trying to fix. It’s all in pieces.
aug 30, 2025, 9:03 pm • 6 0 • view
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social

I FOUND IT. Motherfucker was in a box that I should’ve checked first because I knew which kind of box it would be in. The banana is for scale.

A spool with about 90yrds of thin white elastic. It is about the height of a banana, banana included for scale.
aug 30, 2025, 9:06 pm • 8 0 • view
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Tree Planter @edorko.bsky.social

Are we talking typical banana for scale or iconic
aug 30, 2025, 9:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dr. Sheila Addison @drsaddison.bsky.social

2020 mask-making leftovers? (eyes my own giant spool of 1/4th inch elastic)

sep 1, 2025, 2:38 am • 1 0 • view
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social

It is!

sep 1, 2025, 2:53 am • 0 0 • view
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social

I did wait to check the living room boxes because I kinda thought it would be there and I wanted to use this as an excuse to organize some other shit. But I probably should’ve looked here a month ago.

aug 30, 2025, 9:10 pm • 4 0 • view
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social

This is what I had labeled the moving box. January Hillary was right, this box was important.

Moving box that is labeled “couch crafts THIS IS IMPORTANT”.
aug 30, 2025, 9:18 pm • 4 0 • view
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Lisa @footenotes.bsky.social

👍

aug 30, 2025, 9:11 pm • 1 0 • view