Called my son before school started today. He answered "Bruh" and we bruh'd back and forth for 3 minutes then I told him I love him and he should have a good day at school. He's such a little asshole just like me that I can't even stop laughing about it all the time
I still think he got me about a year ago when I told him I didn't like his attitude and he said it was my attitude. 5 year old made a good point. I'm 2/2 on 5 year old kids of mine getting me at least once and having no argument against them. I gotta stop teaching my kids to outsmart me.