Finally got Apple to let me sign in and I've been watching Murderbot today. It's nice.
I'm just a dude that hates bad stuff and loves funny stuff. He/Him I'm an asshole independent of being Autistic, but I try to be as nice as possible.
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Finally got Apple to let me sign in and I've been watching Murderbot today. It's nice.
This gives me a lot of anxiety.
I had 2 cops here threaten to give me a public intox in my yard when I asked them to identify because it was 2 am and they were creeping around in yards across the street. But, the PD doesn't follow rules where I live.
Google Photos is some weird shit. I don't even like having my phone upload stuff. The fact that it'll send something to my about cats and it's a bunch of photos of cats from my stuff makes it uncomfy that it's actively scanning what I upload. How much of my dick has Google AI seen by now?
I still think he got me about a year ago when I told him I didn't like his attitude and he said it was my attitude. 5 year old made a good point. I'm 2/2 on 5 year old kids of mine getting me at least once and having no argument against them. I gotta stop teaching my kids to outsmart me.
Called my son before school started today. He answered "Bruh" and we bruh'd back and forth for 3 minutes then I told him I love him and he should have a good day at school. He's such a little asshole just like me that I can't even stop laughing about it all the time
My friend has a couple pitbulls and they would be scary as fuck if they weren't just trying to cuddle up for skritches all the time. Oh, a week ago I was on the way home and saw a couple bostons by my house and they reminded me of a couple I used to know in a different town. Very cool dudes.
But, I don't let some dogs sucking ruin my view of dogs. They still are some cute dudes and the nice ones are friends, even if we haven't met yet. I got an unlimited supply of skritches for anything chill enough to get skritched up.
I hate the dogs that like bark and jump at the fence when ya are just walking by. LIke, for real, smoke some weed with your dog or something. I hate little dogs that will follow me down the street barking. I don't know why people think they shouldn't be tied to something.
I so very much love it when people teach their dogs to be chill. I don't care if it's a tiny dog or a big unit, if it's a chill dog I will stop and say hi. If someone's cool with it I'll grab a bit of jerky or something and bring a treat on my way back if I'm going to be back.
Lindsey, you.
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I gave her my fave cd and she scratched it and can't listen to the song I wanted her to remember
Who's so much of a coward that they, honestly, think they need a fucking assault rifle to go get lunch? The rest of us aren't scared. I'm not scared to go outside, maybe the mental health of the people that need war weapons to do anything should be in question.
There is no reason for anyone to bring an AR(fuck the company name, all assault rifles are ARs and one company doesn't dictate what they are abbreviated to because it's model codes are the established nomenclature) in public.
Self defense doesn't mean someone needs a double drum mag on a pistol. I still think they should be available in some cases, like if I wanna dump rounds on a farm then cool, I'm ok with saying when, where, who, and why.
I grew up a country kid and shot a bunch of guns before even middle school. Guns aren't really the problem. Semi-auto rifles with be clips and modifiable triggers are a huge problem. It's hard to mow down a crowd with a bolt action. And if you're hunting you don't need more than that.
This is going to be a shit weekend. I'm prepping for it by being ready to spend it laying in bed until Monday. I just need a lot of yummy food and lots of vodka. That'll do it. I won't have any reason to do anything after that for days.
For sure, hate is the only thing that trump has ran on and the people that don't see it are the people that agree with it.
A charismatic black dude that did things to help everyone was too much. Did you see him wear a tan suit?!? The rebound on dem presidents is to triple down on the worst shit possible. Fuck staying alive, 'don't need healthcare if a black man gave it to me' shit.
oddly, they fired me for not coming to work with a doctor saying not to work and then paid me vacation and sick days that were unused. Even smaller companies are trying to fuck people over as much as they can.
After months of 70-80 hour weeks, I didn't get a bonus while everyone else did and I had managers telling me it was bullshit. I got told no on vacation time and then called in a bunch until they fired me.
I worked at a company that got me, the only one that still worked there that had done the stuff before, to oversee everyone doing it, like 8 other people, and make sure that everything we made passed tolerance checks. I also made less money than the people.
My son got mad after school that the lemonade was gone, he's only 6, and I gave him a hug and told him we'd go to the store and get more. Problem solved because I had a solution and cared enough to do something. Politicians are the kid, they only take a treat to do anything. Sure don't have a fix.
I already know my taxes aren't going to hospitals as much as guns for cops. I'm not happy about it and I can't get these dickheads from taking it, but I'd way rather have my money going to a hospital than almost anything. Education, food, health, homes... anything else is second tier.
That reminds me of my kyocera slider. I loved that shit and have the last one I used somewhere in a pile of my kid's toys. I'd go back to that as a phone if I could.
I wish they'd spent more time trying to teach me punktuation in school. I was a teen before I even listened to Minor Threat. My school failed me.
You know that it's legal for 6th graders to have sex with each other, right?
If we were the last 2 people on the planet and everyone else was a zombie, I'd push him out the door and spend my life in solitude. It'd be the only option, he's a useless bitch and would only annoy me until it happened anyways.
Dunno why people keep saying this, you can see him miserable and not able to do shit about it.
He's gotta keep that loser smirk and then try some bullshit later because he doesn't have a comeback that won't make him look stupid.
Not going vegan, but have had a couple good plant based cheeses lately and that's pretty awesome for people. Need to try quesadillas, not sure if it'll melt well. But, it's 5am and I"m just gonna make some chili cheese doritos and try to sleep most of the day.
Decent folk don't work for them.
My deity ignores prayer, but I still sent one. He's already had worse shit from this stupid bullshit than I have in my whole life. They need to leave him the fuck alone and let him make up for lost time with his family.
Sadly, I think too many people are going to think this is a good idea. They will stay in their safe neighbourhoods talking to their neighbours about how bad things are in places they won't go.
Also, I derailed things a bit. Apologies to the thread for tangenting.
I'm a big fan of predetermined opt-out methods. Like, saying the name of any fruit is a hard stop. As long as people are having fun together it's good, but yea anything someone isn't comfy with should be a stop and maybe a conversation.
Tiny hands wrapped around his bloated cankles. Nah, don't thing he can bend over more either.
So, NYP is stupid as fuck still?
Being realistic is the main thing. I play basketball sometimes, but I'm not hating myself for not hitting every shot or not being able to do cool dunks. I figured out what I'm good at and work it while picking up new tricks.
For sure. Zero argument. But it is fun to switch around every now and then and try new stuff. Leaving out the expectations(some stuff is going to be a miss for one or both(maybe more) people) and theatrics, it's fun.
Sometimes you should approach sex like in porn, it's fun. This is weird as shit though. Who really the fuck is policing adults viewing? I keep tabs on what my kid watches, because he's a child, but when he's grown he can manage himself.
I've never seen harem used outside of anime descriptions. I don't think I want context to this.
I bet these people are also worried about a trans girl using the same bathroom at school.
An 11 year old getting pregnant isn't proof of a crime. It is a good reason to look into things, though.
Too late.
Would.
I thought the mall cops in Skate or Die were out of control...
I might have been too harsh, I'll try them in some chili and maybe that'll be ok.
solved it and habaneros suck. made the same stuff I made with ghost pepper, but the taste was a miss. fuck, all this tomorrow and the pepper made it worse.
I missed mine today because I wasn't looking at my phone.
I've always had friends for that and they cost me less
I don't know why you are so worried about what the fuck I'm doing when I'm doing the best I can in my situation! Please read my patreon about it.
Anyways. I've been munching lots of wraps, cereal, and fruit with the kid and he's not home tonight so I kinda wanna do some dirty ramen chucked full of cheese and spicy things. Willingly eating something so amazing that I don't mind the problems tomorrow of eating.
Haven't drank since Wednesday, been eating a bunch of good stuff. A lot of wraps using cabbage to wrap it. holy fucks that's good, I'm not doing tortilla wraps anymore.
I was really curious about the vests too.
Damn, Hearthstone got pretty bad in the years I've not played.
I lose my key in the door all the time. It's pretty much any time I check the mail when I get home.
I've mixed these before, it wasn't great but was okay with clear rum.
Ha, Ian's diagnostics bullshit irks me, but it's such a funny response to everything that I'm mostly not even bothered by nothing getting fixed ever.
It feels like it should be parody, but the AI can't hit a punchline. Or, it's serious and that could be worse.
This Quantum Leap reboot is better than I expected. I might have been up too late watching it. It's kinda funny almost all the characters have little quirks that bug me. Not sure if it's intentional, but it actually works good to add realism since almost all people bug me a bit.
I can't even microwave fish sticks that easily.
There's a version of this where someone sets up a sprinkler system to be nice and give people the chance to cool off, I love the mist tent at places in the summer. Sadly, this is not someone being nice. Real dickish way to be pissy about a bus stop.
I got told to fuck off because someone said something and they think that's more reliable than official records. fuck, the future is dumb.
Was talking to someone that said their neighbour got out of prison after a murder charge and they yelled at me for not proving them wrong... Didn't tell me the name or anything and refused to look it up an official records.
lost my last lighter I think I still got, went to knock on the neibour's door an apologize for it being late, he laughed and gave me a new lighter. Still feel bad for waking him up nodding out on the couch, but I got my cig lit and I'll own him a good turn.
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I hope I don't have to stop being chill. really, it's not good for anyone.
I dunno why someone that knows I only care about my kid would use him to fuck with me... fuck around enough and find out why I used to go to jail. I don't want that, but I'm only being good for the dude you're trying to fuck with...
Everyone can act like I'm an asshole, but I'm the one trying to explain that violence is going to end bad. I'm going to keep being chill and people better hope nothing happens to the kid or I'm going to stop and start fucking everything/one up.
I've been trying to be good for 15 years and I swear to fuck it's harder than just being me. Until I had the kid it was a fight all the time, now I'm just trying to stop people from making me fuck them up when I'm being chill.
What a buff president
I'm so tired of trying to be nice when I'm not the asshole.
Make yums Share yums
That's the point of the tangent. Doing something for someone else, but the base idea is still being able to make good food(even if there's not much money put into it). So, I"m gonna stop now or this will likely go on forever.
I've started cooking at 2am so when the bar closed and she made it back from work I could make her a plate while she showered and then she could eat and crash out.
But a lot of the time I'd still call because I wanted to cook something or I had a restaurant in mind, if she'd not been cooking then it was on me to feed the family. If she did, then I tucked in and ate(I had a 10 egg omelet one night and it was amazing).
These loser ass dudes expecting supper on the table are so lame. My wife did it sometimes when I was working a lot but still at home after work and I could get home and just lay down wishing the cat could give me a sip of bourbon from my glass.
Okay fine, I'm day drunk(mildly), and am tangentially sticking to the basic topic but now am adding more. If you're partner doesn't want to or isn't good at cooking, cook for them.
Secondarily I would slap the shit outta him when he's older if he talks to someone like the are meant to make him food(other than ordering food at a place, which he should still be nice). I don't think he'll ever be that shit, he has been trying to help cook since 3.
But, in the end, really I'm just talking about wanting my son to learn to cook so that when he's older he doesn't depend on anyone to make him something even if he's not in the mood and then he can half ass something still good.
Failure is not an option, it's inevitable. Learn from the failures and keep going. This is largely part of the way I do life. I tell my son it's fine if he fucked up if he learned something. Lol, I lost a shoe jumping a creek and learned my distance for a jump.
If you have a fave food, have it with something changed. Then do it again and again and again. You might end up with a whole new thing that is your fave and maybe nobodies ever tried it. Your taste buds might make a whole new thing that I want to eat everyday.
The best way I know is to know what everything tastes like mixed with anything else. So, I experiment a bit(I eat my failures). And I know things like a ghost pepper alfredo is really good and works with tuna.
Then how to adjust to make something so multiple people can enjoy it without it being a whole rewrite on the food. I've done casserole and marked which side was pepperjack with spicy meat. I want him to love cooking and the best part is someone else enjoying the food.
But, it'll be a good start to seeing how choices matter in cooking. He loves stuff I make, mostly because it's cheesy and something is fried in tallow, but he's going to have to learn how little changes affect the final food.
I just had an idea to let my kid run the kitchen once in awhile. Hard rule that we eat what I make. But, he can pick what goes into things and how he wants it made. It's going to be a mess, probably gross, and he's going to end up snacking while I choke down some trash.
That'd annoying me for weeks until I got used to it. It's such a small thing but would keep catching me. Stock up on small sighs and little head shakes.
Prior to 9/11, we didn't have DHS or ICE. We don't need DHS. The DOJ, FBI, and CIA were ok under their own management. Bush created a superfluous agency that needs to be retired. And, as for ICE, destroyed. Bush was dumb, but I don't think he meant to create the Gestapo.
Waking up 40 and it's better than when I woke up 30.
His goat plush didn't get here by his bday, but a couple days late and he can have it in the morning. It's fucking glorious. I honestly am mad I didn't order 2 so I'd have one as well.
Checks out with expectations. Did anyone expect trump to do anything useful?
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(Ayy, be easy) You don't want no trouble with me (Just be easy) The drama ain't nothing to me
I was gonna take the rest of the year off starting this month but things swerved so I'm gonna do fall/winter sober. I also just found out I probably qualify for a medweed card and coffee all day then blaze to sleep would be better than drinking a bunch when I'm bored.
There is a bit of bias in how they say things, but not in the facts. It's obvious they don't like the bullshit going on, but they are reporting the truth even if needing to roll the eyes at some of trump's quotes. MidasTouch is good reporting.
her last best friend fucked her around too and she's too stupid to understand when she's getting worked. But she's happy to act like I'm an asshole when I just keep doing nice shit. Does she sleep at night next the the aircon I let her have, yes. Do I demand she comes in on her day off, no.