Live your life in a way that people aren't hoping you die in some horrible freak accident
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The method here DOES NOT MATTER. Flying monkeys? Good. Cheap gold knickknacks falling on him? Good. Falling onto the new concrete garden? All good.
aug 30, 2025, 4:42 am • 1 0 • view
I’m not so sure, looking at the list of people blocking me.
aug 30, 2025, 2:34 pm • 0 0 • view
But live it in such a way, that if you DO die in a horrible freak accident, people will say "yeah, that fits with the rest of his days ".
aug 30, 2025, 1:49 am • 0 0 • view
💯💯💯
aug 30, 2025, 2:44 am • 0 0 • view
I'll definitely die in a freak accident, but not like a *freak* accident iykwim
aug 30, 2025, 1:47 am • 51 1 • view
Sure, and we’re not all out here hoping for it.
aug 30, 2025, 1:50 am • 0 0 • view
As long as the weights are away from the bedroom, it’ll just be freak.
aug 30, 2025, 1:54 am • 1 0 • view
Yes but we’re not hoping for it. It will be like oh that’s a shame, not yeah that fits
aug 30, 2025, 1:59 am • 0 0 • view
And no one will be happy about it Ms. Morty!!!!!
aug 30, 2025, 4:18 am • 0 0 • view
Going out on TOP
aug 30, 2025, 1:51 am • 3 0 • view
That's definitely the way I'd choose
aug 30, 2025, 2:03 am • 2 0 • view
Death by snu snu
aug 30, 2025, 1:52 am • 2 0 • view
Crushed by all that iron you pump.
aug 30, 2025, 1:56 am • 1 0 • view
There's already people wishing it for us in the abstract, but the good news is it doesn't matter because they all suck.
aug 30, 2025, 3:09 am • 1 0 • view