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Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social

Can't wait for Trump to crump (medically)

aug 30, 2025, 3:05 am • 113 2

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David Niall Wilson @davidniallwilson.com

I will be awaiting your commentary when it happens, bowing to your expertise and superior snark :)

aug 30, 2025, 12:03 pm • 3 0 • view
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FratBoyAMYđź—˝ @fratboyamy.bsky.social

Wonder if he's a ful code? Hope not!

aug 30, 2025, 5:42 am • 0 0 • view
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NaĂŻna @killersumobunny.medsky.social

What is the opposite of DC to JC? Because we know St Peter will not be letting him through the pearly gates…

aug 30, 2025, 3:12 am • 3 0 • view
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Keith Taylor @mrkeithtaylor.bsky.social

The downside is that when that day comes the global celebrations will lead to you pumping so much weird shit out of our stomachs you’ll be exhausted.

aug 30, 2025, 3:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Wendy Torrance’s Anger Translator @lncann.bsky.social

I feel like it’s coming. It’s gotta be close, right?

aug 30, 2025, 3:06 am • 1 0 • view
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Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social

This a term we use at work when someone is trying to d i e

aug 30, 2025, 3:06 am • 52 1 • view
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Karen “the good kind” Percy @karenpercy.bsky.social

I’m glad you explained because Krump is a form of dance and he definitely can’t do that

aug 30, 2025, 3:07 am • 11 0 • view
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Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social

he can try and hopefully have a massive MI during

aug 30, 2025, 3:08 am • 8 0 • view
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Karen “the good kind” Percy @karenpercy.bsky.social

It’s pretty vigorous so yeah

aug 30, 2025, 3:09 am • 6 0 • view
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Karen “the good kind” Percy @karenpercy.bsky.social

The idea of him doing this is cracking me up Check out this video from this search, krumping share.google/xOL3d4G7ixNn...

aug 30, 2025, 3:10 am • 2 0 • view
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Kristyn J @sciencekristyn.bsky.social

Ok I totally took it as a dance and that’s why I made the c-walk joke earlier. Hahahaha.

aug 30, 2025, 3:47 am • 1 0 • view
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Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social

circle the drain, if you will

aug 30, 2025, 3:06 am • 50 1 • view
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social

One foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel.

aug 30, 2025, 3:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Onion on my Belt @arrrdeecee.bsky.social

Agonal breath watch

aug 30, 2025, 3:10 am • 2 0 • view
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Stefan is ? @stefan.bsky.social

He’s definitely crumbly. And he’s been crappy for a while.

aug 30, 2025, 3:08 am • 0 0 • view
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dochocson.bsky.social @dochocson.bsky.social

PBAB Pine Box At Bedside

aug 30, 2025, 3:07 am • 5 0 • view
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Natty @nataliek.bsky.social

I have a bad sore throat & sinus infection and I think I’m crumping please come take care of me (being a mom when you’re sick really sucks)

aug 30, 2025, 3:36 am • 2 0 • view
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Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social

It's horrible. I hope you have all the meds

aug 30, 2025, 9:06 am • 1 0 • view
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Marc F @frischma.bsky.social

Poor drain

aug 30, 2025, 3:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Kristyn J @sciencekristyn.bsky.social

Can’t wait for his c-walk (c for crypt)

aug 30, 2025, 3:07 am • 2 0 • view
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Lizzy @lizbeanz.bsky.social

team canckles all the way

aug 30, 2025, 3:18 am • 0 0 • view
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asofel.bsky.social @asofel.bsky.social

Not the dance?

aug 30, 2025, 5:13 am • 1 0 • view