If I win the Powerball tonight I will officially be Bluesky's most loved billionaire
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It's a low bar
aug 31, 2025, 1:13 am • 0 0 • view
You can be that now. You are already loved more than any billionaire, and we have imaginations.
aug 31, 2025, 4:28 am • 1 0 • view
Forgot to buy a ticket and I'm already at the movie theatre. Oh well, good luck!
aug 30, 2025, 9:55 pm • 0 0 • view
If I win I hope to be Newfoundlands newest multiloonieaire
aug 30, 2025, 9:07 pm • 0 0 • view
And you will give it to the people, yes?
aug 30, 2025, 8:57 pm • 2 0 • view
Wesley Snipes pointing a gun and crying gif
aug 30, 2025, 8:56 pm • 8 0 • view
Hahaha
aug 30, 2025, 8:56 pm • 5 0 • view
I have a proposal that involves lasers if youre taking solicits for where you could do the most good.
aug 31, 2025, 4:44 pm • 0 0 • view
You already are beloved, it’s the billionaire part that would be new.
aug 30, 2025, 9:05 pm • 2 0 • view
No I will be…
aug 30, 2025, 9:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Only!
aug 30, 2025, 8:54 pm • 1 0 • view
You can buy a lot of politicians with half of it.
aug 30, 2025, 11:37 pm • 0 0 • view
If you do, please remember us little people.
aug 30, 2025, 8:56 pm • 2 0 • view
guillotines for everyone but the Good Poster Billionaires
aug 30, 2025, 8:59 pm • 1 0 • view
The last post of a Bad Poster Billionaire: "So, no head?"
aug 30, 2025, 9:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Nah if you take the lump so you’ll just have a mere ~$300 million.
aug 30, 2025, 8:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Yes, I know how taxes work
aug 30, 2025, 8:59 pm • 3 0 • view
... don't be evil, Morty
aug 30, 2025, 8:54 pm • 2 0 • view
I would not.
aug 30, 2025, 8:55 pm • 3 0 • view
At least until I mug you and take all your billions
aug 31, 2025, 1:55 am • 0 0 • view
But then... Would anyone love me? Could they?
aug 31, 2025, 1:55 am • 0 0 • view
No, because the take-home after taxes is like $425M.
aug 31, 2025, 2:09 am • 0 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 2:11 am • 2 0 • view
You have been added to Martha's watchlist
aug 30, 2025, 9:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Please consider me for a position as your personal driver/food taster/baggage handler/person who tells you which pair of sunglasses looks better with what you’re wearing.
aug 30, 2025, 9:44 pm • 2 0 • view
Hmm
aug 30, 2025, 10:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Thank you for your consideration
aug 30, 2025, 11:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Did you play? Got to play to win...
aug 30, 2025, 10:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Only loved billionaire
aug 30, 2025, 8:55 pm • 66 0 • view
*whispers* pritzker and moskovitz seem pretty great. so then there’d be three of you! assuming you didn’t instantly go mad with wealth.
aug 31, 2025, 1:29 am • 0 0 • view
I'll just disappear off the earth if I somehow manage to win
aug 30, 2025, 9:04 pm • 6 0 • view
Go to that blue place you always post photos of
aug 30, 2025, 9:05 pm • 6 0 • view
French Polynesia? Absolutely. I'd buy my residency status literally.
aug 30, 2025, 9:11 pm • 10 0 • view
Fuck and yes
aug 30, 2025, 9:12 pm • 6 0 • view
We love you regardless
aug 30, 2025, 9:23 pm • 0 0 • view
if you weren’t a Buckeye, sure.
aug 30, 2025, 9:05 pm • 1 0 • view
Normally my feelings would be hurt, but Texas lost today, so
aug 30, 2025, 9:06 pm • 1 0 • view
youtube.com/shorts/GBqZf...
sep 1, 2025, 6:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Suck it, Mark Cuban
aug 30, 2025, 8:54 pm • 30 0 • view
You're gonna have to cut Martha in a little
aug 30, 2025, 8:55 pm • 2 0 • view
Evergreen skeet, really.
aug 30, 2025, 8:55 pm • 3 0 • view
If you win the lotto you'll never post again. You'll be free.
aug 30, 2025, 8:55 pm • 6 0 • view
🥹
aug 30, 2025, 8:55 pm • 5 0 • view
I'll travel the world and never log onto social media again
aug 30, 2025, 8:56 pm • 9 0 • view
Not for long. I mean that you'd spend so much on other people by nature you'd no longer be a billionaire.
aug 30, 2025, 8:56 pm • 1 0 • view
No one needs a billion dollars. I'd give some to Martha for sure.
aug 30, 2025, 8:57 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 9:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Aim for being less blocked than Mark Cuban! You can do it!
aug 30, 2025, 8:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Eh, even if you don’t win 🙂
aug 30, 2025, 9:02 pm • 0 0 • view