I hope you can decompress tonight and have some nice days off 💖

I'm so sorry. At least the workday is over, I hope. 🫂🌻💐🌼🍷

🫂

you have princess eyes and princess hair

🥹

What if we're mean to you, but in a nice way

You are beautiful. You are capable. You are worthy. You are appreciated. I am grateful you are a part of my world. Despicable day you say? Do you need a Margarita? or a Shovel? or just a sympathetic ear?

We know you did your best 💗

Have a great rest of your day

This day is fired

Come sit with me in 85 degrees, 65% humidity, sip some chard and wait for the sun to disappear on this day.

Enjoy this picture of my dogs!

u post gud

I got an aero bar I can share if you want.

We’ll try, but you posted the corn dog eyes gif so we’re all kinda trying to work through the horror right now

That is fair

I blame the crankiness of everyone on the Trump administration. Nobody’s happy.

i don’t give a damn for the whole state of michigan #ally

Here's a picture of a cat misusing a weightlifting platform if it helps.

babby

You weren’t murdered overnight!

I wish I had been! Wouldn't have had to work

I would have been upset about that and what I want matters

You deserve Skyline Chilli

That’s just mean!

you must hate me

Not sure how well I can embody a whole city in France, but I'll do my best to be Nice.

Shit must my going around. Last night was the worst horror show I’ve had in a very long time

So. Bad.

🫂❤️

Seeing you post is always one of the highlights of my time on BSKY

Likewise 🥰

🫂

ok but I already do that

*At least& half of your smile is really beautiful. But also! there's likely serious psychological benefit to engaging regularly with social media accounts whose profile pics are genuine smiling human faces and whose content isn't toxic and nihilistic. cf, those studies on smiling at strangers IRL.

You are the best around!

Statistically the next day is likely to be much better due to the law of regression to the mean

🌺🍰🥃

Everyone buy Morty a drink.

3!

Taking you to the beach

🎂

I have chocolate and ice cream. You in?

Um... Can I come, too?

Yeah!

Were there those little yellow minion guys mucking about with power tools near the MRI machine again??

I'm bi, meaning twice a week I spiral

realest post on this entire app

I need to get more consistent. Really develop the routine, you know?

Bisexual means you’re two sexes simultaneously, right?

The two genders - clockwise downward spiral or counterclockwise. (Ace folks just sort of flop, like a tired cartoon)

Twice a week or twice a day? Just kidding!

Only? Lucky

Wait, it’s supposed to be twice a week? Shit, I’ve been doing every other week

Hey girl, I noticed you were off by yourself crying. Would you mind if I took the opportunity to interrupt you and make it all about myself?

awww hey we love you

I hoped you'd still be riding high on OSU's decisive victory yesterday.

I posted a GIANT mushroom pic if that helps at all.

everytime you post a selfie im like "surely she isnt so incredibly gorgeous" and then i look and am like "nope holy shit she sure is"

Oh no! Have a drink, put your feet up and with any luck have someone rub them.