Good lord. This is worse than any of the preseason games even were. Bad days happen sometimes, I suppose, but this could very easily be a 4-0 game in 20 minutes. Just awful.

I get it, still early and only 0-1. Maybe the strategy is to make Bournemouth overconfident!

And of course Bournemouth now are getting away with this. Faking that hit to the face should got that fucking diver a yellow card.

If the inability of Odobert and Tel to contribute meaningfully didn't convince ownership to go sign a LW who can actually shoot, I don't know what it will take.

And now for the night shift.... I know the Union have to be themselves even down a player, but they're giving possession away way too easily under these circumstances. A tiny bit of caution might be OK. #DOOP

Damn, are they living on the edge.

I'm surprised it took me this long to figure it out. FC Cincy are MLS' Aston Villa: all in your face and hardass until you respond in kind, then they scream bloody murder. It's annoying AF.