alternate oreos do nothing for me but I recently learned that my beloved uncle is SUPER into them and has, like, detailed rankings and tasting notes so now I'm all for them

a friend of mine does an annual blind oreo taste-test in which people guess the flavors & vote for their most & least favorite. this is the real use of alt-oreos.

I know he's gifted us with so many other incredible things but I would honestly just watch an endless run of "Brennan Lee Mulligan as ___'s CEO" shorts

Reeseoreo sounds like a Lothario but for food

Counterpoint: the Tiramisu and Coca Cola Oreos are pretty damn good. And I'm pretty basic about stuff like Oreos.

Oreos' descent into madness over the last few years became 100% worth it when they released the carrot cake flavor.

Infinite growth, etc

“Brennan Lee Mulligan Gets Cut Off Mid Scream” is my favorite genre.

That whole series was incredible, but that one was one of the best.

There's even a second part of this that's 2hr 38 long and they've released even more Oreo things since then.

Lol just found out there's 20 minutes more of this on Dropout:

BLEEM

Except the chocolate covered pretzel Oreos are not only the best Oreo ever made they might be the single best tasting foodstuff our species has ever created. Let the madmen cook.

Go figure, someone GOT IN THE COMMENTS and beat me to it.

I hate the filling in love the cookie. So I bought Oreo thins and scrape the filling out.

Just find new things to put oreos in instead. We don't need a Selena Gomez flavour oreo, just give us more of the thing we already like damn it!

I mean my elder grandkid loves those things, but they've got a sweet tooth big as lake Ontario.

the post maloneos are my only exception to this rule

what they actually need is to magically remove calories from oreos without changing the taste in any way so I can eat an entire box of them at a time without gaining 17 pounds

what if they tasted the same, but were so incredibly effortful to eat that it came up net 0?

This goes hand-in-hand with the "figure out how I can burn fat or just transmute it to muscle without much effort" initiative, let's see if we can't roll those two in together somehow.

Can we make lying motionless on the couch reading into some sort of low-effort high-results resistance training?

Big books & constantly shifting to be comfortable?

I mostly read on Kindle these days.

oddly enough, my arms/hands only go numb when holding screens!

Hmm, I wonder if it's a because the tablet/devices are thinner and so your hand has to squeeze more/that's less close to a resting/slack position for the wrists?

“OK boss, just like you wanted, all right-handed sugars and oils.”

They already did that but they forgot to change the label. Go ahead and eat 2 boxes tonight.

I told this story once on here and the replies were ... interesting, but if your eat an entire box of Oreos and nothing else you'll have a very strange day the next day

I used to work at a market research company in the mall. Once Nab sent us a lot of Oreos and then ended up canceling the planned study. Boss sent us each home with a case. I was making ~$4/hr at the time... Led to an interesting week. Oh, to be 20 with iron intestines again.

Your poor toilet bowl

My poor roommate…. Indirectly.

What happened?

Brown

I ate a bunch of baby carrots and then an entire bag of Oreos. The next day I pooped out a turd that was the brightest orange on one side and the darkest midnight on the other with the most perfect crisp seam between them. Never knew bodies could do that

lol

But would that really be as satisfying? Or would you just eat as many boxes of them you'd need to, to gain 17 pounds?

New Oreos, with Olestra!