the newsom stuff is so laughable he’s not even going to be governor by then! all we’ll see is his shitty podcast! he’s going to flop immediately
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His delusions of grander pale in comparison to rham’s but for some reason they are just as embarrassing.
aug 11, 2025, 12:54 am • 2 0 • view
He’ll get evaporated on the big stage. I really can’t with all of this looking ahead at 2028 shit. Let’s get through the primaries, ok?
aug 11, 2025, 12:53 am • 3 0 • view
And I think literally everybody hates Rahm.
aug 11, 2025, 12:54 am • 9 0 • view
It's so funny that, in retrospect, 2024 was Gavin's only slim chance at the presidency. He should have challenged Biden in late 2023, if he wanted a chance — imagine the debate! Made the wrong career move then, now he's trying to land a plane without a runway.
aug 11, 2025, 12:54 am • 5 0 • view
That was Pelosi’s play in Spring/Summer 2024 - he didn’t have the balls so he & Schiff were going to hide behind Pelosi’s burnt orange coat
aug 11, 2025, 12:59 am • 4 0 • view
It was also discussed much earlier, too. There was a lot of contemporaneous concern that Newsom was positioning himself as a challenger to Biden or Harris, instead of a surrogate. He was of course doing both, but decided to hold back.
aug 11, 2025, 1:02 am • 3 0 • view
I will never forgive him for having to cut short my first Christmas with family in the Midwest since the gdmn plague so I could save his Michelin star going ass in a recall election
aug 11, 2025, 1:04 am • 3 0 • view
the rahm shit is even dumber
aug 11, 2025, 12:52 am • 126 0 • view
After Rahm tried to concern troll his way into the Illinois governorship earlier this year, he can’t have endeared himself to Pritzker.
aug 11, 2025, 1:11 am • 2 0 • view
Unusually corrupt for Chicago is a weird pitch but at least he'll flame out.
aug 11, 2025, 12:57 am • 8 0 • view
There is no constituency whatsoever for Rahm Emanuel and there probably never has been.
aug 11, 2025, 12:55 am • 14 0 • view
I would pay good money for a bucket of baseballs with rahm sitting over a dunk tank. I have a good arm, but would probably fail miserably because I would not be able to refrain from trying to throw heaters through the cage chain links into Rahms face.
aug 11, 2025, 12:57 am • 7 0 • view
Rahm is coming in like 5th place in the first primary tops, at best, literally cannot be a more pointless waste of time than spending a millisecond asking "what if Rahm Emmanuel runs for president"
aug 11, 2025, 12:59 am • 8 0 • view
The only way he comes in 5th is if there are only 5 candidates in the race, and he used to be my Congressman
aug 11, 2025, 1:14 am • 4 0 • view
He's dropping out before Iowa.
aug 11, 2025, 3:43 am • 1 0 • view
May as well fearmonger about fucking Cuomo.
aug 11, 2025, 12:59 am • 4 0 • view
Yeah Newsom at least starts with a lot of people who think of him as the liberal mayor who boosted marriage equality because they haven’t kept up with what he’s been doing since. Literally nobody likes Rahm Emmanuel.
aug 11, 2025, 1:30 am • 9 0 • view
You would need to grind up and snort a huge line of dried Carville to think that Rahm has any kind of shot at national office.
aug 11, 2025, 1:03 am • 26 2 • view
This got an actual LOL from me.
aug 11, 2025, 1:06 am • 1 0 • view
I refuse to even discuss rahm he’s such a nonstarter nobody has given a shit about that guy except in a derogatory sense for well over a decade
aug 11, 2025, 12:55 am • 117 1 • view
Rahm ended his mayoral term with 19% approval!
aug 11, 2025, 5:53 am • 0 0 • view
I do like that he leaked countless stories after Biden was elected saying he was about to get appointed to this or that cabinet position and then Biden shipped his ass to Japan so everyone forgot he existed and he could not cause any bullshit for 4 years.
aug 11, 2025, 2:21 am • 1 0 • view
I was kind of hoping he and Cuomo would annihilate each other after Cuomo's dis of Chicago, but no such luck.
aug 11, 2025, 3:04 am • 3 0 • view
I’m more likely to remember Quaxelrod than Rahm.
aug 11, 2025, 1:04 am • 0 0 • view
If you put a picture by 'irrelevant' in the dictionary his only greater rival for it would be John Edwards.
aug 11, 2025, 12:57 am • 3 0 • view
clearly the guy who literally only got an ambassadorship to japan because it's the farthest possible place on earth to put the man from biden's white house is ABSOLUTELY a strong candidate
aug 11, 2025, 12:57 am • 42 0 • view
One of Biden's finest moves.
aug 11, 2025, 2:22 am • 7 0 • view
Right? It’s the most pundit-brained take ever.
aug 11, 2025, 1:05 am • 2 0 • view
Honestly, it's a negative to Biden's legacy that he gave Rahm any position other than janitor of the dirtiest latrine in the military.
aug 11, 2025, 1:36 am • 0 0 • view
newsom's base is "he's a mealy-mouth slimeball but he's *our* slimeball and that's what we need to defeat trump and the republicans" and will bow at 12:01 AM on the day after super tuesday while being tenth in delegates
aug 11, 2025, 12:54 am • 3 0 • view
i legitimately do not know *who the fuck* is crying out for rahm emanuel besides rahm himself makes mouth movements from a sock with eyes in his hand
aug 11, 2025, 12:54 am • 5 0 • view
Democratic primary voters are the one group of Americns who will will actually care about that time he had a lovely friendly interview with Steve fucking Bannon. We will definitely hold that against him.
aug 11, 2025, 1:00 am • 4 0 • view