After Rahm tried to concern troll his way into the Illinois governorship earlier this year, he can’t have endeared himself to Pritzker.

Unusually corrupt for Chicago is a weird pitch but at least he'll flame out.

There is no constituency whatsoever for Rahm Emanuel and there probably never has been.

I would pay good money for a bucket of baseballs with rahm sitting over a dunk tank. I have a good arm, but would probably fail miserably because I would not be able to refrain from trying to throw heaters through the cage chain links into Rahms face.

Rahm is coming in like 5th place in the first primary tops, at best, literally cannot be a more pointless waste of time than spending a millisecond asking "what if Rahm Emmanuel runs for president"

The only way he comes in 5th is if there are only 5 candidates in the race, and he used to be my Congressman

He's dropping out before Iowa.

May as well fearmonger about fucking Cuomo.

Yeah Newsom at least starts with a lot of people who think of him as the liberal mayor who boosted marriage equality because they haven’t kept up with what he’s been doing since. Literally nobody likes Rahm Emmanuel.

You would need to grind up and snort a huge line of dried Carville to think that Rahm has any kind of shot at national office.

This got an actual LOL from me.

I refuse to even discuss rahm he’s such a nonstarter nobody has given a shit about that guy except in a derogatory sense for well over a decade

Rahm ended his mayoral term with 19% approval!

I do like that he leaked countless stories after Biden was elected saying he was about to get appointed to this or that cabinet position and then Biden shipped his ass to Japan so everyone forgot he existed and he could not cause any bullshit for 4 years.

I was kind of hoping he and Cuomo would annihilate each other after Cuomo's dis of Chicago, but no such luck.

I’m more likely to remember Quaxelrod than Rahm.

If you put a picture by 'irrelevant' in the dictionary his only greater rival for it would be John Edwards.

clearly the guy who literally only got an ambassadorship to japan because it's the farthest possible place on earth to put the man from biden's white house is ABSOLUTELY a strong candidate

One of Biden's finest moves.

Right? It’s the most pundit-brained take ever.

Honestly, it's a negative to Biden's legacy that he gave Rahm any position other than janitor of the dirtiest latrine in the military.