I continue not to have strong feelings about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce but he seems to be a big galoot and I feel like marrying a big galoot is usually a solid choice so good for her
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As his playing career winds down, Travis muses about maybe taking up an instrument. "Maybe we could–" "No," says Taylor, kindly but firmly. "No, we could not." "You'd be a great coach," she adds.
aug 26, 2025, 5:49 pm • 24 0 • view
He's very successful. She's very successful. I think it's beautiful. I, myself married a big galoot Marine because he made me feel safe and introduced me to new things he's very good at, and I wasn't, and I introduced him to things he wasn't. That is a marriage made in heaven with respect.
aug 27, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
I’m kind of happy to have one big news thing that don’t have much of a reaction to and that is just fine.
aug 26, 2025, 11:16 pm • 2 0 • view
Galoots are cute, but the wirey are fiery.
aug 26, 2025, 6:25 pm • 2 0 • view
🫶🏼
aug 26, 2025, 7:24 pm • 0 0 • view
He’s a big hairy NFL tight end probably packing hella pipe that he’s had women fawning over since he was dominating high schoolers so yes this was probably a ROCK SOLID choice for her lol
aug 26, 2025, 6:11 pm • 2 0 • view
It's a triumph for galoots everywhere!
aug 26, 2025, 7:56 pm • 2 0 • view
They can be the next Jessica Simpson + Tony Romo!
aug 26, 2025, 11:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Moose and Midge
aug 27, 2025, 12:45 pm • 0 0 • view
As a fellow (though certainly not professional) galoot, I politely applaud their betrothal
aug 26, 2025, 5:47 pm • 25 0 • view
At least it's not quite at the level of Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani.
aug 27, 2025, 9:52 am • 0 0 • view
They both suck
aug 27, 2025, 6:50 am • 1 0 • view
People who have worked with him in various acting projects have said that he comes in saying "I don't really know what I'm doing, but I am very coachable" and that is probably the best trait to have in a partner in general. Knows what he doesn't know and is willing to learn.
aug 27, 2025, 4:10 pm • 3 0 • view
Most of the comments are good hearted comments I expect no less from folks here on blusky...y'all did not disappoint. Im happy for them and hope they enjoy a long life of happiness.
aug 26, 2025, 7:26 pm • 2 0 • view
I’ve seem some sour grapes from folks who resent that she is a billionaire. She worked hard for the money! 🤷♀️
aug 26, 2025, 9:56 pm • 0 0 • view
She loves his big arms...😍
aug 26, 2025, 5:46 pm • 2 0 • view
Cant stand the bullshit maybe they just actually love each other is that hard to understand or are you just that callous in your thinking 🤔
aug 26, 2025, 6:18 pm • 2 0 • view
We galoots gotta stand together after goons were stolen from us. I concur. Kelce seems pretty fine and normal minus the usual baggage of head trauma that comes from the NFL. Hopefully it all works out and stays that way.
aug 26, 2025, 6:08 pm • 9 0 • view
He’s a big old golden retriever guy:) perfect!
aug 26, 2025, 6:59 pm • 7 0 • view
Big galoots make the best Golden Retriever Husbands.
aug 28, 2025, 4:11 am • 0 0 • view
It is quite a bit strange how he immediately dropped the “white guy that only dates black girls” aesthetic he had for over a decade as soon as she came around
aug 26, 2025, 6:04 pm • 4 0 • view
Also I used to live about a block from them (in the Heights) and can confirm he's from the kind of neighborhood that will disproportionately produce galoots who lack toxic masculinity
aug 26, 2025, 7:03 pm • 24 0 • view
The Kelces were white kids in an inner-ring suburb where most of their neighbors went to private school and the Kelces went to their majority-black public school instead. You can see how it's shaped their values (and why they wear Cleveland Heights, rather than their colleges, on their sleeves).
aug 26, 2025, 7:07 pm • 26 0 • view
I just hope that as a young couple in today’s market, that they’ll be okay…it’s tough out there…
aug 26, 2025, 6:50 pm • 4 0 • view
Someday my galoot will come
aug 26, 2025, 5:53 pm • 30 0 • view
They can match each others level of goofiness. That’s part of why I thought it would work.
aug 26, 2025, 5:58 pm • 23 1 • view
I predicted this would happen (as I am sure many people did): bsky.app/profile/leon...
aug 26, 2025, 6:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Himbos are top notch
aug 26, 2025, 7:37 pm • 1 0 • view
As someone who’s married to a big galoot, I concur
aug 26, 2025, 5:49 pm • 56 0 • view
Congrats on their engagement, but am I the only one who feels like this relationship was fabricated??
aug 26, 2025, 6:04 pm • 4 0 • view
Don’t know, don’t care. I try not to opine on shit I don’t have enough details on.
aug 27, 2025, 1:43 pm • 0 0 • view
I’ll say curated. She’s got a tight grip on her image so it makes sense that everything we see from her relationship is on brand. Probably better that way!
aug 26, 2025, 6:21 pm • 11 0 • view
Where can I find my big galoot?
aug 26, 2025, 6:40 pm • 4 0 • view
Obviously I am biased but I fully support mixed-attractiveness couples
aug 26, 2025, 6:40 pm • 4 0 • view
Also, the dynamic of a fierce, successful woman with a kind-hearted, big goofy guy who's not that bright and admires her intellect Or, you know, so I've heard...
aug 26, 2025, 6:41 pm • 4 0 • view
Profile pic checks out
aug 26, 2025, 10:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Big Gallot here (6'6'' and 300lbs). Wish you were my Mother-in-Law.
aug 26, 2025, 5:54 pm • 3 0 • view
Says the dude with a kronk profile picture.
aug 26, 2025, 10:20 pm • 0 0 • view
I always think about how she's had to deal with a horrific level of stalker bullshit her entire career, and how having this big, strong dude at her side who is a top level professional at dealing with other huge dudes coming at him must make her feel safer on such a deep level.
aug 26, 2025, 6:08 pm • 66 0 • view
I wonder why you think marrying a big galoot is a good thing. :)
aug 26, 2025, 5:46 pm • 4 0 • view
Agreed—#TaylorSwift chose wisely.
aug 27, 2025, 1:10 am • 1 0 • view
Plus they're just honestly adorable together.
aug 27, 2025, 8:45 am • 2 0 • view
They really are. And this from a die hard cynic. :)
aug 27, 2025, 10:27 am • 1 0 • view
Not as adorable as Zendaya and Tom Holland, but that's mostly 'cause he always looks like he doesn't believe she's there with him.
aug 27, 2025, 10:47 am • 5 0 • view
I love your galoot solidarity!!!
aug 27, 2025, 3:06 pm • 0 0 • view
It's a decent choice broadly but it feels like a particularly strong choice for her
aug 26, 2025, 5:55 pm • 3 0 • view
I salute a lummox who made good
aug 26, 2025, 5:44 pm • 26 0 • view
I have no idea what a galoot is but I am happy for her
aug 26, 2025, 9:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Big galoot is the best description for him. She may just stay engaged forever like Lady Gaga.
aug 26, 2025, 6:34 pm • 3 0 • view
Emotional diva + galoot is a solid combo and always will be
aug 26, 2025, 6:22 pm • 9 0 • view
They seem genuinely happy and it makes people furious. I hope they are full of joy.
aug 26, 2025, 5:48 pm • 32 1 • view
He’s mad in love with her. It’s a beautiful thing.
aug 26, 2025, 5:44 pm • 39 0 • view
This. The way he sings joyfully and fearlessly to all of her songs in public says so much.
aug 26, 2025, 6:44 pm • 29 0 • view
I myself am just thrilled! 😒 I hope I get an invite. 🛩️
aug 26, 2025, 6:15 pm • 2 0 • view
I'm so interested in this, also by Palestine Genocide, the ICE goons and the invasion of blue states by red goons
aug 26, 2025, 6:34 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 8:53 pm • 4 0 • view
I feel you but I must say, it’s nice these days to be celebrating love instead of hate. Just for a minute.
aug 26, 2025, 6:46 pm • 7 0 • view
Himbo season is every season
aug 26, 2025, 5:46 pm • 50 0 • view
His galoot may just be average
aug 26, 2025, 11:05 pm • 0 0 • view
look I don't know what he's like in his everyday life but his reaction to a silly little prank by a teammate has absolutely impeccable vibes a member in good standing of the BGSA
aug 26, 2025, 6:44 pm • 13 0 • view
His reputation among teammates, and this has been written about before, is that he’s the guy who’s constantly trying to encourage everyone, even the backups and guys who’ve made costly mistakes, and make them feel optimistic about themselves
aug 27, 2025, 8:51 am • 10 0 • view
Amused by some of the reporting. www.freep.com/story/sports...
aug 27, 2025, 8:47 am • 2 0 • view
Yeah she needs a simple minded, pig skin tossing galoot that adores her and that isn’t some sort of reckless narcissist or cup of British depresso.
aug 26, 2025, 5:47 pm • 7 0 • view
I think he is specifically a good archetype for her because being one of the most successful entertainers in history means your spouse is going to have to be okay being the less successful partner “genial lummox” is about as good a bet as you can make on that front
aug 26, 2025, 5:55 pm • 423 6 • view
May they live like and be as happy as Dolly and.... Mr. Dolly. Dude knew his lane and rocked it.
aug 26, 2025, 5:56 pm • 6 0 • view
I need a scale that indicates how galoots, genial lummoxes, and himbos interrelated. This one is prolly linear rather than orthagonal, don'tcha think?
aug 26, 2025, 11:20 pm • 0 0 • view
I don't know Micah, that sounds like a strong take...
aug 26, 2025, 5:55 pm • 3 0 • view
I started posting and then I developed a take! it’s a disease
aug 26, 2025, 5:57 pm • 8 0 • view
We must all have takes, otherwise people won't respond to tell us how right or wrong we are, and without that can we truly feel?
aug 26, 2025, 5:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Better talk to your doctor. I hear that can be an early sign of poster's madness.
aug 26, 2025, 5:57 pm • 3 0 • view
They seem happy. Blessings be upon them
aug 26, 2025, 6:17 pm • 1 0 • view
my saint genius hero wife is doing rather well by being married to a good-natured large oaf so all this checks out.
aug 26, 2025, 6:09 pm • 9 0 • view
good natured large oafs unite
aug 26, 2025, 6:10 pm • 15 0 • view
one presumes @swolecialism.bsky.social ‘s eyes are burning as we speak. (does eyes instead of ears because this is text work? i’m landing on “well enough”)
aug 26, 2025, 6:17 pm • 6 0 • view
John Cena and Alan Ritchson show with guest appearances by Travis Kelce and other pure galoots. With Tom Holland as their sidekick, forever running between their legs.
aug 27, 2025, 11:08 am • 4 0 • view
Actually, @legalminimum.bsky.social arent you trying for a Himbo movie full of "What if Man Big AND Good?"
aug 27, 2025, 3:12 pm • 3 0 • view
Himbo Heist! The only thing you missed there is that the heist leader would be Kristin Chenoweth. You've even hit most of my dream cast: John Cena as the driver (so it's a self-driving car), Alan Ritchson, Jason and Travis Kelce (to replace Gronk as "Gronk"), and Chris Hemsworth.
aug 27, 2025, 4:04 pm • 4 0 • view
"Their minds are as empty as their hearts are full."
aug 27, 2025, 4:05 pm • 5 0 • view
Bonus points for use of galoot and lummox 👏
aug 26, 2025, 8:38 pm • 2 0 • view
And he's less successful but still like, good at his own shit and it's totally different than hers so he still gets to feel special.
aug 26, 2025, 5:56 pm • 10 0 • view
he won some super bowls! his ego will be just fine
aug 26, 2025, 5:58 pm • 14 0 • view
I think playing tight end, a position where you get less credit and less money than similarly talented QBs and WRs is good preparation for marrying one of the most famous and successful women on the planet. A CB, Edge, or other skill position player might start to feel insecure.
aug 27, 2025, 4:20 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm sure she's less of a diva than Mahomes.
aug 27, 2025, 7:50 pm • 0 0 • view
He seems a good guy. She seems a good lady. I hope they have eternal joy together. I really do.
aug 27, 2025, 5:53 am • 0 0 • view
It’s nuts that “less successful” in this context is “likely future first ballot NFL Hall of Famer.”
aug 26, 2025, 6:06 pm • 15 0 • view
And he’s genuinely one of the best to ever play his position so his star doesn’t event get outshined, it just gets brighter collectively because now he’s the best known Football Guy in pop culture
aug 26, 2025, 6:09 pm • 2 1 • view
being worth over 100m himself, multiple super bowl wins, and likely ending his career as a first-ballot hall of famer probably helps in the ol' jealousy department
aug 26, 2025, 7:03 pm • 1 0 • view
He’s already comfy playing second fiddle to a brilliant, once-in-a-generation talent.
aug 26, 2025, 6:07 pm • 3 0 • view
An ~independently wealthy~ genial lummox is the sweet spot of the venn diagram
aug 26, 2025, 5:57 pm • 24 0 • view
Usually getting in a relationship with a fan is a problem but I guess it works for them?
aug 26, 2025, 5:56 pm • 1 0 • view
What choice does she have? Who isn’t a Taylor Swift fan?
aug 26, 2025, 6:00 pm • 4 0 • view
and one successful enough in his own right to have a strong sense of self even in light of her massive stardom!
aug 26, 2025, 5:56 pm • 99 2 • view
Successful in a field completely divorced from her own is a big part of this too (although he’s getting into acting now and he’s not horrible)
aug 27, 2025, 8:49 am • 7 0 • view
i agree with this and this has nothing to do with the fact that both of us are big galoots and big galoot forward
aug 26, 2025, 5:57 pm • 3 0 • view
Yeah, “generally upbeat and overall decent person” is about the ideal match for her.
aug 26, 2025, 5:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Speaking as a genial lummox I wish them well and I’m fine in either a media environment saturated with stories on it or not, whatever! It doesn’t bother me none.
aug 26, 2025, 5:58 pm • 1 0 • view
"top 5 all time nfl tight end" is literally the perfect vocation for her partner: he's incredible at something that's inherently second place. yeah, he catches passes - not quite like a wr, though. yeah, he blocks - not quite like an ol, though
aug 26, 2025, 6:08 pm • 5 0 • view
I just get the vibe that he is independently successful in what he does, but also a good human, and not _threatened_ by the amount of money she has and her hard work and success. Like, it's the dream- mutual attraction, mutual success, no tally sheet of "who makes more/is breadwinner."
aug 26, 2025, 6:00 pm • 13 0 • view
Because in the end, it's fundamental to the Patriarchy that "whomever makes more money is the Boss of your Relationship," and it's so delightful to see that subverted. Like, they actually like each other. That's amazing stuff!
aug 26, 2025, 6:00 pm • 6 0 • view
Every football player knows they’re in a job that comes to an end early, often a premature & painful end, and then what do they do with the rest of their lives? Kind of nice to see the guy being the one who’s marrying for security, TBH.
aug 27, 2025, 9:58 am • 0 0 • view
Bets on whether Jason loses his shirt at the reception?
aug 26, 2025, 7:43 pm • 1 0 • view
"genial and endlessly supportive lummox" is a good choice. They've seemed like a good match. And I thought they gotten hitched in secret already
aug 26, 2025, 6:13 pm • 2 1 • view
big galoot ❤️
aug 26, 2025, 6:28 pm • 1 0 • view
I can tell by your pfp that you have a soft spot for big galoots
aug 26, 2025, 7:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Hmmmm your feelings look strong….
aug 26, 2025, 10:17 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m hoping he’s a himbo of the Hercules variety and that they are very happy together 🥳
aug 26, 2025, 7:25 pm • 7 0 • view