I support Mark Cuban in his quest to write the Worst Possible Post. Someone has to do it and he has more resources than I do.
I support Mark Cuban in his quest to write the Worst Possible Post. Someone has to do it and he has more resources than I do.
boy howdy, that last one was lame!
Yeah, right!??!?
But does he have the innate talent? Despite my own humble means, I've been able to make some pretty bad comments.
Billionaires should put their money where their mouths are.
When you consider resources, I can’t think of a more disappointing person at the moment. The house is on fire and he wants a pat on the back for scooping the kitty litter.
he's my favorite character on Silicon Valley
Wait until he posts about the "real effects of slavery" on the enslaved. Gonna be an all-time banger
I Actually thought @mcuban.bsky.social would help save democracy but nope, he’s afraid as well
Oh damn he’s going to pen another op-ed on why BlueSky is failing Again! If only his ego would get out of his way, he just might be semi decent! 🤣🤣
he should just fund my goddamn research no need to reinvent the wheel
Ego at play as usual with these types
Bezos went the print route
He's trying to own the worst post, which is a distinct, albeit related pursuit.
In so doing, he's determined to make it worse than the New York Post, which he may yet do.
Cuban vs. Chen: the match-up of the century!
I'm pretty sure he has a wife and kids, and no offense intended towards gay people, but that dude has a face that just looks like it was made for sucking dicks. Every time I look at him I picture a big fat dick in that mouth. Something must be wrong with him.
HAHAHHA!!! 😭 I’ve come to really loathe his posts with my whole heart 🥹
He's got the Anti-Juice
Not worth following him; he's lost the thread of reality
Every new post from Trump is the worst possible post, so it's a constantly moving goal.
If I had that kind of money, i'd do something fun like buy up some houses across the country that have all the HOAs rules, terrorize them for a few years until dismantled and then start a non profit to begin turning these properties into affordable housing, hobbies like that
If I had a lot of money then I’d pull weird pranks on folks Like I’d be Mr Beast except scrunkly and grunglerier
I'd expect nothing less from one of bluesky's great Nates
Cuban for the win
Overcoming the previous worst post..... also written by Mark Cuban
Not as long as Gavin Newsom exists
He’s putting in the effort that’s for sure
He’s been workshopping it for a while. He can do it. He has the juice
We are so close
😂😂😂👍
Every time I see one of his Big Ideas Posts I think of that post about how having a billion dollars must be like being kicked in the head by a horse daily.
Seriously. We need to tax them to save them because all that money clearly causes brain damage.
that’s how u know the world just ain’t fair
I think the replies to Cuban's post are more worst than Mark's worst.
More worst
Yes. Perhaps the Worstesest!
"More worsted!" the sweatshop taskmaster demanded. But, alas, the worsted was yet to come. "Okay then," he barked, "everybody take nap."
100% agree
So sick of his “good billionaire” persona, Daddy Warbucks is as out of touch as the rest of them.
But he's One of the Good Ones™! He might even be The Only Good One™!
Elroy Mush has him in spades
Not familiar
Come the revolution we are going to send him on a writing course in one of the free universities we will build with the seized billions of creeps like him
I muted him after so many hot mess-hot takes.
you think he can top Musk?
Wish I could unread this
ok i really did not mean top in any sort of horny way i swear
No you didn't but unfortunately I live on the internet :(
All I can say going forward is that trust is based on evidence
Elon is just a badly made edgelord. Mark has the juice
It's an arms race that could kill us all
shit sorry didn't mean to drop this here my bad I'll be on my way momentarily
and thing is, he obviously knows as some of us trolling him got blocks from him already..
He sucks.
I can fly away at a moments notice post..
Elon is still years ahead of him on posting cringe
Hope he sees this king
Huh?
I would not love that man if he were a worm
If he “were a worm” Please don’t cut him in two.
I mean, no change. But still
Imagine being so rich that you think "give a compliment to someone you hate" is a line in the sand instead of an unwritten part of most job descriptions
Thank you for posting this! I blocked Cuban a long time ago and I get bummed when I miss his awful takes. 😂
It’s America he’s free to put his foot in his mouth as many times he wants to. #goldentoes
I guess when you're that rich you begin to think anything that pops into your head is worth sharing🙄
Or that he's a middle aged white man?
I believe he's a bit beyond middle aged, but yeah that too. To be fair I know a few white guys that DON'T think they are worth being heard.
I know some too, they are out there. I don't think most of the men who posted on this thread abuse their white privilege, or are oblivious to that privilege but I gotta make that point now and then 😎
That oblivious part.
That's where I'd bank my $
I blocked him but I’m still curious. Somebody hook a brutha up?
Thanks and OMFG!!
He’s so desperate to find any way to relieve his burning desire of admitting that he’s always been a Trump fanboy
Well shit if you put it that way...
He seems to be giving it a good effort.
It's a daily challenge for him ... like his own personal daily Wordle.
His posts give off a weird vibe like he’s walking into a boardroom and you’re seated at the far other end of the table
And the acoustics are awful.
ya, that was odd
And he's working really hard at it! Gotta hand it to him... he'll get to the promised land soon.
Careful, these money idiots might hurt themselves like Elon.
“ @mcuban.bsky.social is just a giant bag of dicks with an ugly ass face.” - Nitrous Oxide
I know I haven’t been in much in the last week. What did I miss?? What’s happened to him?!
Ugh, he is such a dink.
Yeah. I don't get to see them anymore. Apparently I hurt his feelings when I said he would be a terrible president.
Pretending to be supportive of the working class is the first skill a billionaire learns.
Exactly.
He veered off a path somewhere...
if you can get onto the WSJ opinion page, maybe you should have an opinion worth having?
I already awarded him the "worst post ever" award, but I don't doubt he can top himself
Was that the 'hypothetical' one? Was disappointing!
Yeah, the hypothetical about being nice to the Idiot should go into the Worst Possible Post hall of fame.
does someone REALLY have to do it though
He's sure trying.
If I've said it once today, Ill say it again: fuck off Mark Cuban.
hey shark tank guy: the technofascists would take your measly $6b like it was lunch money, then punch you in the face if they felt like it. you're #625 on forbes'. you're irrelevant to them.
My favorite low information billionaire. Surrounds himself with yes men who tell him everything he says is genius. His pod save interview was so nauseating - he has NO idea what is going on in the world & only really cares about corporate interests but he gets no pushback from establishment dems.
He’s getting close
Why do rich people think anyone cares what they have to say? They are so needy and insure. You'd think they'd be off enjoying the billions they looted instead of trying to get us to agree with them.
That's how the niggling tentacles of guilt over being a resource vampire manifest, I guess.
Resource vampire made me chortle.
There is an HBO show called Silicone Valley, where every Tech Schmo has an analog. Cuban's is Russ Hanneman. It is not a positive portrayal. The show is worth a watch. www.businessinsider.com/hbo-silicon-...
He’s another idiot.
This kind of bullying of rich assholes, immune from everything but God herself, is why they need another tax cut.
Setting aside the FOMO, is there any reason to track anything Cuban, Bezos, Musk or Zuck actually say? They're privileged, talent-less asshats. Their words are empty and a waste of time.
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