Is this better or wose than the guy in Southport that got smacked in the head & then balls.

Neither. That was a different sub-category with labels including :hilarious and :karma. But although we scoff (rightly), the danger is we don't take this what this symptomises seriously.

Oh for an Edit button...

Englamd with a little g or lower case for anyone who advanced past nursery...bless.

It's a deconstruction of a failing education system.

A green and pleasant lamd

EngLAMD

The fucking halfwit. It’s Engerlamd.

Even Banky can't be arsed to put the effort in.

Obviously a theatre fan with terrible handwriting

Highlights the education level of the average Deform voter

Ingerlumd surely!

Meanwhile in Brighton

Speaks volumes ...

A reminder of Disraeli ‘s ‘ Two Nations ; between whom there is no intercourse and no sympathy………..’ British class system still alive and well .

They weren't 100% certain about that second S and had a another crack at it. Obviously a well-drilled exam technique. Always check your work.

Nah, it's EηgLAMP Obviously a fan of Greek so wanted to get a lower case eta in there.

Is it Englamd or Englamp?

Reminds me of the @explodingheads.bsky.social football banners order line….

EngLAMD

I’m assuminG this was writtem by one of Durham’s Reform PLC councillors.

It’s the nation equivalent of having designer names on the outside of your clothes. Poor taste at best.

This is what happens when you ban smartphones and ppl no longer have access to google maps.

They got it wrong. It's Ingerland innit. The Scots call us 'Ingers'.

Someone's attempted to turn two roundabouts into a St George's cross but the way they've painted them makes them look like a giant ❌ from whatever direction you come from, just looks like they're massive fans of x factor

They aren’t wrong 😞

Durham Where the thickest voted a reform local council And where the lack of brains shows so well

Englamd, or Englamp?

Says it all.

Correction: This is in Darlington not Durham. Apologies.

Darlimgton

Well, that’s County Durham?

Now *that* will get you in trouble round there.

Are you sure it isn't Darlimgtom?

I shall lay low for a while!

Chimken?

It's all gone a bit nuts in Durham by the looks of things. Or perhaps just one weirdo

Pride in the country, look after and keep it clean, nice for people, Christian nation, do to others as you would like, great country, blah blah blah. Education is underrated.

"Trev should I do the wing mirrors?" "I dunno, I dunno, it looks mint as is" "Yeah but it'll really finish it off, look profeshneal n that" "Yeah, you're right - do it!"

He's just realised that's his own car.

Fucking hell.

But wait! There's more. Trashing your own community to own the libs

Were those photos taken in Darlington? Noticed flags attached to a couple of bridges over the A1M near Durham motorway services today.

feeling *so* owned. not.

That's "just" a can of spray paint. An ignorant thug. But the crosses painted over roundabouts in East Leeds are *NOT* such amateurish thuggery with a can?

Sorry ... but there's serious money (and organisation?) behind such well-defined, and well-laid "lines"? So immaculately implemented? So quickly?

"I thought England was fine until some nutter started spray-painting sh*t everywhere!"

Well, that’s just vandalism.🙄

🤔 No ... it's not *just vandalism*. "Somebody", "somewhere", coughed up serious money, organisation, and relevant technology ... to paint the crosses on roundabouts around East Leeds. That is *NOT* "just" vandalism.

I meant the end result is vandalism. The motive is highly sinister.

"The problem with refugees is they just don't speak the lamguage"

youtu.be/fX2f172Nd9w?...

Darrem Grines is a cunt.

Well, the spelling is only the start. The lack of dots on the i's, the mixture of poorly-finished lower case with capitals, the fact that he's a cunt....

We can certainly guess at the IQ of the sign writer. Mmmm let me think…

En9LAMD, got the car reg wrong, innit!

The funniest thing about this is that they don’t even know how to write a G

Or maybe it’s an excess of style. Someone has done a design course.

You’re definitely more charitable than I am 😂