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PPP Grifter @pppgrifter.bsky.social

This solves zero problems. I don’t know the point of this thing

aug 30, 2025, 10:14 pm • 30 1

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Bill (Tesla/SpaceX/Neuralink) @billsai.bsky.social

This is really stupid, specialized robots are a dead end. Soon you can have Optimus do this while the store is open and mop it when it's closed.

aug 30, 2025, 10:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mac @alfonsothestrong.bsky.social

"Solutions" looking for problems. M.O of free markets

aug 31, 2025, 2:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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BuySignalBob @bucketshopbob.bsky.social

Perfect for an orgy maybe?

aug 30, 2025, 10:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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leslieannmc.bsky.social @leslieannmc.bsky.social

I guarantee this will knock over a senior citizen one of these days. I hope they sue

aug 31, 2025, 8:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Leah @miss-spider.bsky.social

My grocery store has bananas placed all over the place 🤣 fruit section, yogurt section, ice cream section, granola section, cereal isle 😂

aug 31, 2025, 1:05 am • 0 0 • view
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überfahr/S. Otto Khera, PhD @uberfahr.bsky.social

"Take a banana! Now MF!"

aug 31, 2025, 5:39 am • 2 0 • view
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eggnog slut (withdrawal) @deus01.bsky.social

Can't wait for it to run over a toddler

aug 30, 2025, 10:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Frankie Machine @flylefty.bsky.social

It’s right on brand for Silicon Valley now. Does it catch fire too?

aug 30, 2025, 11:41 pm • 4 0 • view
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qs-not.bsky.social @qs-not.bsky.social

This is why i think the feds should raise rates

aug 30, 2025, 11:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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PPP Grifter @pppgrifter.bsky.social

If only it could shout out “buy bitcoin” while fumbling around the store

aug 30, 2025, 11:39 pm • 3 0 • view
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Canary @canarydied.bsky.social

Redneck robot saying “they’re taking our jobs!”
aug 31, 2025, 3:46 am • 2 0 • view
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qs-not.bsky.social @qs-not.bsky.social

Better yet, refuse to let ppl take a banana until they buy more bitcoin

aug 30, 2025, 11:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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ninjanik.bsky.social @ninjanik.bsky.social

The point is AI dawg

aug 30, 2025, 10:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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John Sibley @johnsibley.com

Well I’m sure the bananas enjoy the ride.

aug 30, 2025, 10:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Isaiah Bishop @isaiahbishop.bsky.social

marketing

aug 30, 2025, 10:14 pm • 3 0 • view
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Critical Error @memoryfull.bsky.social

How much of my personal information and biometrics does it require before I can take a banana

aug 31, 2025, 4:33 am • 2 0 • view