Imagine moving to Alabama after living in Colorado (even Colorado Springs). This is your new neighbor
Tired, cynical, and jaded. Corporate finance (desk jockey), market commentary, die hard band wagon fan, assistant to the minority leader of the people’s republic of Colorado, and other bad posts. 🔧🔧🔧 Go padres go broncos
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Imagine moving to Alabama after living in Colorado (even Colorado Springs). This is your new neighbor
I didn’t see him do any pull-ups. Fake news. He’s dead
We’re well aware it’s a punishment for existing
Booooo
Did Trump do a pull up or is he still dead?
I’m just here for the laughs and good times. Got my sports, got my news, what more can I ask for?
Love it. Regular people can see through their BS
Jerry Jones is just an old guy who thinks he can negotiate better terms with his employees by boxing out the people who are paid to negotiate on their behalf. It shows exactly who he is as a person and it’s not a good look. The cowboys organization is a clown show
Ask them what color babies
Preach
He must be miserable. I love that for him
It's so weird how Greenwald and Nate Silver and the like—who aren't even here—keep insisting that Bluesky is pro-DNC, when I've yet to see anyone here ever say anything nice about the DNC at all. Also, evaporating? Lol. Bluesky now sends WAY more traffic to @techdirt.com than Twitter *ever* did.
Glenn who? Must be the wind
It’s very funny to see them cope and seethe about it. “Grok, tell me more about the white genocide”
If people are having spaz attacks on the other website about *yet another* website’s relevancy a whole year and something later, that means the other place is probably trending towards cool and useful. they’re spiteful rich losers who hate the new kid, even if everyone involved is a millennial.
My only comment on the bluesky meta discourse is that one of the strongest bull signs that this place is doing good is that it constantly induces involuntary conniption episodes in the people who built their entire livelihoods around twitter before it became a communal prison toilet
I don’t get it either. The botched plastic surgery, the tacky gold aesthetic, the general 2005 living in a McMansion-vibe. Hard pass
Sir yes sir
All i want is to short a re-insurance holdco whos sole purpose is to insure GOP healthcare. Thats the play of the decade
Also Alabama football sucks
Discourse around Covid has become too stupid for me to intelligently engage in. I just ignore it.
Anyone seeking medical advice from Laura loomer should continue seeking medical advice from Laura loomer. Nature will fix itself here
They know what they’re doing
Nah, waste of time. We shouldn’t send people to third world countries without understanding what the end goals are
It’s a waste of money and time to be there. No point in putting any effort in on a company page there
Does Venezuela have any good surf spots? This is important
Inflation has hit all of my leagues recently. It’s become a somewhat expensive hobby……
Honestly, I just feel bad for Bill. It’s really sad to watch. It’s like watching an old dog try to walk. Buddy, it might be time
Fair is fair
I find it very easy to not be on twitter and I simply don’t understand the discourse around it. You just delete your account, move over here, have a good time, and laugh. It’s very easy Everyone who is complaining obviously lacks the skills to post over here otherwise they wouldn’t be complaining
Rough
Having responsibilities really is tiring. I just don’t have the energy to hear about other people’s complaints anymore. All I hear is “blah blah blah”
While this site was mainly making fun of Bill Belichick they did this.
it is genuinely shocking how pathetically weak all these guys are psychologically. just the softest bunch of participation trophy seekers imaginable.
At least he’s honest about it lol
Sucks for the guys who have to move away from actual civilization. Trump really hates the military. “You have to move to Alabama” “Why do you hate me sir”
Probably. I know they’ve been wanting to punish Colorado for a while
They’ll need a lot of donkeys to pull their mobility scooters out of the muddy roads
Also Alabama football sucks donkey balls. Really happy they lost
No surprise there. “Colorado is too woke and must be punished” I hope they enjoy moving to the third world. Good luck. I hope ya’ll can drink the tap down there
We should stop laughing at the people who moved to Russia to get away from “the woke” and figure out how to get the rest of the 77m Americans to join them
We are through the looking glass
Bill Belichick lost so bad, he called Robert Kraft, to call Trump, to invade India, to distract from losing by almost the amount of points that differ his age from his girlfriend's
NFL kicks off this week too !
600 huh? Better round up to 1,000. Looks like they’re doing well! Good for them! lol
I say we round up all the people that really want a new war, give them an old humvee (old school humvees before we figured out they don’t take well to IEDs), and parachute them into the jungles of Venezuela. We’ll give them a few MREs and live stream it. “Good luck! We’re all counting on you!”
I don’t want to have to pay attention to “the US is invading Venezuela because the admin needs a new news cycle” discourse
If I were in charge, I would pass a law that says those who cheer for war are automatically conscripted into it.
uhhh I wrote that before I even clicked on the story lmao
This article is amaaazzziiiinnnggggg
Absolutely incredible. Better than cinema. Thank you for making my day this morning Financial Times. “We were scared of living in America so we decided to move to a war zone” 😂
If you need to flee to Russia because of “your views” I highly question the value of your views. We should view this as nature healing itself
Even the Russians saw Derek and said, “slow down, buddy. You are crazy”
Derek, I took a shower this morning with the working plumbing in my American house and and am laughing about you living in a trench while drinking coffee. I don’t think you’re winning the way you think you are buddy
Thank you for this article. This truly made my day
Lmfaoooooooo This article is better than my morning coffee. I’m awake now
Now this is funny. I feel bad for the kids, but the parents deserve what they’re getting
record scratch: Derek wakes up on the front lines of the Ukraine war w a 50 year old rifle and no food, wondering how he got here (it was because of woke)
Anything that helps increase his stress, anger, elevate blood pressure and the overall strain on his heart can’t be a bad thing
I’m having a lot of fun as well. Why is everyone trying to stop us from having fun?
The what
More definitions
The Zoomers at the TCU Football Media Department have done it again. Excited to explain to the rest of the committee why this is funny in the morning
Yeah what was that
This is starting to become fun
BECAUSE HE COULDN’T GET *THE FALCONS JOB*
I honestly thought we were all joking about his health, but now I’m not so sure. Haha wow, he actually might be dying. Lol, lmao. He looks awful. I love this for him
It is blurred to be fair
All the worst people are getting fame, power, and riches right now. Hard working people are getting scammed and cheated. Why would people believe in that?
Grifters gonna grift
There’s literally no reason to go to war other than to drive the conversation away from something the admin doesn’t like. It’s so incredibly stupid. “Donald the Dove” Remember to ignore the “77M people” in the future. “Did someone hear something? Must be the wind or nothing important”
The infallible free market has allocated all its eggs into one basket, historically the safest and most profitable way to store eggs
Gotta figure out how to adapt to it and harness those tools so we aren’t out on the street on our asses
Ugh, you could feel the anxiety of the respondents while reading that article. The vibes are no bueno
Very respectful. Very dignified. Good stuff
We’re all jaded and disillusioned www.wsj.com/economy/wsj-...
This is a case of “not my problem”. If they want to stew in their own filth on Twitter then that’s their choice. Whatever. Have fun?
I’ll respect others as much as they respect me. In this case, it seems like he’s alright
Good. 👍 If they can be respectful about it then I can show them some respect. It’s the ones who keep grasping to power that we need to mock
I bet he really thought he had you with that one lol
The item they threw out of the window in the video
It looked like a witches hat
Zing!
These guys are beholden to the algorithm (h/t @garbageday.email ) and basically make minimum wage peddling misery. There’s no way they’re happy with what they’re doing and i love that for them
I read that article about one of those guys and it sounds so tiring to make almost no money at all. Just a worthless existence
“Bronze Age Pervert” has an opinion
Imagine how much better the world would be if we just ignored people like this
I’d like to send him and only him.
Nor do i care
never get sick of seeing the self-own of someone posting something negative about bluesky while simultaneously censoring its name because they site you're posting on instead algorithmically buries any post or account that mentions one of its competitors
I’m very happy here and i really don’t understand why others don’t have a good time here (yes i do hehe)
This seems awful and I’m very happy I don’t have to deal with it.
It’s a skill issue
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
“Wah Wah Wah wah” That’s all I read
