The Martyrdom of St Cheeto.

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If you want to make a real one, hmu girl. I can teach you 🤣

Nice. Well done. 👏

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I have a voodoo doll. It didn’t work on Mitch McConnell or Rand Paul.

You missed his ear too.

He’ll only feel a little prick! And so did Stormy😉

Good one!!

Could work!!

Samesies.

That post earned you a follow

Backatcha!

The owner wisely did not waste any pins for the Heart or brain area, that would be empty air!

That would waste a pin for sure.

The mouth!

Love it!! I want one 😂

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Looks like you pinned Trumps' pecker perfectly 👌

Stormy would certainly confirm that.

Brilliant 🤣🤣

That's a good one 👍 👌 lord help us all

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If you find out this works the MAGA that I do know are in for a world of hurt

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If only…

note to self: Root Beer burns when it comes out your nose.

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/snortle

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😂😂😂😂. Couldn’t hurt

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Bahahahaha

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Sure, I know just the guy! 😂

Love it!!!!

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🤗 wheee! Love it.

Love it! 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽

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Worth a try!

I actually made a couple real ones

That’s actually a great party idea. Craft night!

You’re being awfully generous with the size of that baby carrot 🥕 lol

Ewww😳 Anatomically correct

Amazing

Hilarious! Makes my new year!

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I’m willing to try anything right now.

Just got here from Twitter.

This one never gets old 😂😂😂😂

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It’s more than most are doing, let me know how that works out?

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We've been trying for so long... It doesn't work sadly.😪😉

You should bound it to do no harm first.

That's hilarious. 😂

I’m actually really disappointed in the Simpsons. They promised an event in 2024 that hasn’t come true. Still a few day to go I guess.

Hope it hurts 😂

I love it!!! Must try!!!

See what he has pushed Nice people to Do.

Already bought the puffs & needles!

Is that supposed to be Trump or a 1-1 model of his penis

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😂 automatic follow!

It’s worth a try! 😂

Intent is always the key factor in determining the true meaning behind someone's actions. What the hell is right!

Hilarious!

LOL that's pretty good

The best yet…….

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If nothing else he's gonna believe he has one hell of an STD... Just sayin'.

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I've done spell work before. I'm not above doing it again.

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Maybe if enough of us do the same! 👍🏼

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Perfect!

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youtu.be/9kn7E-OauJI?...

My coworkers and I made these on January 19, 2017. I’m still cautiously optimistic that they will do their duty.

That's amazing!!! 😂

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Ok, I'm ignorant. So the cheetos represents sTrump's stump?

If yes, im buying a bag right now and giving away voodoo cheese-toes to all my friends!

Yes, mainly because they are orange like trump.

Orange and crunchy!

Okay then!

Work buddy's all jumped in but had to put them in the filthy work frig to avoide ants. Hummm.... Ant torcher!

I’m not sure ants will touch them. The ones we made have been sitting out on a shelf for close to 8 years now and they look exactly the same.

Ants are smarter than I thought. Oh, wait! Come to think of it, ants I deal with aren't fooled by those store bought ant traps. Guess needles'll have to do!

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂love it!

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Hilarious.

Ahahahahahahahaha 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Worth a shot. 😂

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It’s interesting but a lot of witches and other occult practitioners say there is a “Tulpa” of sorts protecting him and that’s why everything seems to bounce right off of him. Interesting concept if you’re into that sort of thing.

Their was once an African voodoo exhibition in Frankfurt a. M. Germany 🇩🇪 The voodoo dolls were very holy - in Africa they say if you look in their eyes … you will die…. In Africa really people died instantly because they believed that cult. In Frankfurt nobody was hurt at all. voodoo is only you!

Please let this work please let this work please let this work please let this work.... That's the chant right??

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I mean...why not? Stranger things have and in this case SHOULD happen. 😆🤭👋

So glad you're here! You were one of few accounts keeping me on the bad place, lol

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Y porque no?

I HAD a Trump one. I literally cut its head off and shoved it in the trash, 1:30 am, Wednesday. I hope it begins working soon. 🤞

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And now all the carrots have ecoli. Thanks.

Very funny Kaylan.

We should all try 🤞

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That, in itself, is worth a follow. (Sorry about the punctuation 😂)

I love this 😃

👍...Ouchhhhhhh!!

He needs more than a little voodoo performed on his discolored, misshapen body. He relies on advice and meds from nonlicensed doctors. Thrn hr wants to control other people's medical decisions.

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Hmmm I have a bag and sewing needles 💅🏻😂

Absolutely worth a try. Cover all the bases.

Classic! 😂

Good one! Let's see what happens.

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😂😂 that’s awesome!

I found these back in '15 or '16. Posted for Melania... then later, Alina. And finally Looney Loomer.

nope i even say let other we can figure the orange crap hurt

I hope you didn’t sterilize the needles 🤣🤣

I figured if someone kicked Elon in the jaw that would work just as well, if not better! 😏 Two birds, one stone.

If that fails…

Are these made in China?

Not a clue; I reposted this & there wasn’t a maker credit on it.

No doubt, grifter Trump will want his cut of the profits when he sees this😒🍊💩

One would think…

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Love it!

Ah, need to get a Costco size bag of these!

Seems legit

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I actually have a voodoo- bought in 2016- still hoping it works soon

Love it.

Where do I sign up? 💯🎯👍😱😆🤣

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It’s the orange Jesus and the Cheeto of Turin 😳!

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Quick! Stick a pin in it's head!

Optionality is your friend

Wouldn’t it be more of a mushroom shape?

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I used to have a voodoo doll. It had an unfortunate run in with my butcher knife during tramp's first term, obviously all for naught. 🤷

This 🤣

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Anything is more believable than Pervert Gaetz getting nominated for AG. Goes right along with a Fox TV reporter for Sec of Defense! Holy hell, Batman!!

I’m down 🙌🏽

Maybe if we all do it!?

Ya know 🤔. I’m good with this.

If only…🙌

That's below the belt.

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Doing my part

Need a MAGA(net)

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fucked my ex's head up! LOL!

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stealing that😂, and good to see you here💙✌️

I think we all should give it a shot

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🤣🤣🤣I'm dead!

I dunno, that cheeto probably has a higher EQ and a significantly higher IQ than the orange menace.

😂😆. Love it!!

Glad to find you over here where the air is cleaner! 🤣🤣

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Mine's stuck with pins and face down in the freezer.

That's some funny shit...

😂 I prefer this Cheeto method since it's befitting of 🍊💩 going backwards administration. 👿

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Do sewing needles work? 🤣

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needs a tiny diaper

This shouldn’t make me laugh this hard. 😆😂🤣 @zeegirl9.bsky.social

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Wow, I needed that laugh 😃

Don't bother aiming for his heart, it's his most least vulnerable spot.

TRUTH - there ISNT ONE!

I take it you are targeting one Donsies turds?

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😂😂 worth a shot! 💙✌️

Hard to jam a needle into a Cheeto, especially a sewing needle, I admire your attitude and tenacity, you are a new hero of mine!

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lol! Perfect!

Come on cholesterol 🤞🏻