Did you know Americans just can't get enough of penguin poop?? It's in high demand. And with Trump's 10% tariff on the penguin poop imported from Antarctica, he'll be able to buy acouple more golf courses.

They are not the ones to fuck with

Seems legit

Woke Narnia! Please stay precise.

Exactly this.....brilliant. where is his brain? Oh yeah back in the 1950's!!

Notice that Mordor is only getting 29 percent. Shouldn't they be paying higher tariffs? It is the center of evil, after all. But I guess Mordor is a red state so they get a break.

They would have the same tariff increase as Russia. 0%

No Tatooine? No Hoth?

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Wait! Isn't he the President of Mordor?

He’s not putting tariffs on Geidi Prime though the bastard!

I know that it's fake because in real life Mordor would not be on the list.

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Mordor would be exempt, I think

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I can’t help it—Mordor is in Middle Earth.

To be fair, this makes more sense.

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'Narnia are very nasty negotiators and have been very unfair to us. Some would say they are tough and there will be temporary pain, because of WWII' (Trump covers microphone and asks if there are Penguins in Narnia?)

Notice Trump left out the empire and paplatine

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I wish I could take credit but shout out to whoever did!!

Totally irrelevant here, but this is the first time I know where Asgard is! 🤭

Clearly someone who doesn't know LOTR geography. Still amusing though.

Mordor would not have a tariff.

Brilliant.

He forgot Oz and Ceti Alpha 5.

I'm grateful to anyone who can make us laugh at this moment.

It’s real 😉

Im guessing Wakanda would get higher tariffs but I guess they wouldn’t care.

I always thought Mars is made in the USA.

Skyrim

and Nambia www.bbc.com/news/world-a...

He forgot rare elements mining on Tatooine, and the exotic hardwoods and maple syrup from the forest moon of Endor! 😁

That's clearly fake. He would put WAY higher tariffs on Wakanda than Narnia.

lol

Word on the street is that he is using the Trade Federation to enforce these tariffs.

Since Wakanda has an indestructible metal found only 1 other place on Earth and is entirely composed of black folks, I would assume those tariffs to be way higher!

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I think Westeros is getting off easy

I’m not sure, but I wouldn’t put it past him.

I insist Mordor would be mysteriously left off the list.

If you want a laugh, go visit @heardislandgov.bsky.social & see how the Penguins are fighting back against Trump’s Tariffs!

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Do not piss off those who hold magical powers.

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I don’t know, but I’m stealing your meme.💙

Yeah. As if Trump would tariff Mordor.

Of course he left off Hell.

how did Bikini Bottom get off the list?

I’m not okay with this.

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Please. Wakanda would be 3,000%.

WAKANDA FOREVER!!

I don't see the Moon on there... Oh, wait! He thinks the Moon is part of Mars, my bad.

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I can envision a tweet about his good friend Emperor Palpatine. "Genius! The BEST Emperor maybe EVER. Even better than Napoleon (not close!) Nobody does force lightning like him. #MakeTheGalaxyGreatAgain"

Make Mordor 0%. Those Orcs are his people.

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Very fine people.

#OrangeThursday Yet nothing on the Wonka Factory. Clear Nepotism

What ??? No tariffs on Valhalla ??? Hey ‼️‼️🇩🇰🇩🇰💪🏽💪🏽

There are no tariffs for Mordor! Putron is Donalds bestie!

This is a great thread 😂😂😂 All smiles this morning reading the comments 💙

I’m stealing this!

This is great., cbwrong.blogspot.com/2025/04/we-a...

I guess that means he has a problem with Asgardian tech as well. Who volunteers to tell Thor?

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I try not to buy products from Mordor.

Virtue signal much? 🙄

I’m pro elf, what can I say!

Sitting p. and Leavitt helped, Eric was busy wrangling penguins.

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Uranus is missing. 🙃

Trump's tariff calculator

Wait until Thor hits him with the bill for saving America

I'd rather he hit him with his hammer.

Nice!!!

Now that’s a Funny Meme! Right on!

Funny

Peter Navarro obvi...

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Wait a minute, why isn't Oz on the list? What does the wizard have on him? Is he afraid of Elphaba. I want Rachael to do a deep dive here.

Wakanda too? That is a huuuge mistake.

In fairness, Mr. Tumnus really does take advantage of the U.S. and needs to begin pulling his weight.

Middle earth @45% That’s where the fucking Orc’s live !!!

😂🤣😂 Perfection!

Please read Rep. Keith Self's, from Texas, direct quote of Nazi Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels in the very walls of the United States Congress.... He was serious as a stroke and Americans should be in near panic mode over this.. A Republican quoting Nazis. WTF is going on here?

Self is only following Dear Leader. During the presidential campaign, Trump called his political enemies “vermin” and said immigrants are “poisoning the blood of our country.” The descriptions evoked language used by Hitler to describe Jews.

45% tariffs on middle earth? with our trade dependencies, did they even think this through?

Mordor has a 29% tariff on top of the Middle Earth 45% tariff? You’d think Trump would exempt Sauron from tariffs.

That’s really going to increase the price of Mars Chocolate. 🍫

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He would leave out Fire Lord Ozai and the Fire Nation

THEY GOT HYRULE TOO!! 😭😭

Going to need another rupee bag or two.

Ganondorf realized the takeover of Hyrule would be so much easier and effective if he'd just stop Lara Crofting his horcrux MacGuffins into all those old tombs and instead invest those demons energy in tanking the Kakariko Village Market (KVM), thus starting a trade war with Hateno.

.... what's sad is I just made a better spin for a fictional economy in a fictional world based off a headcanon than they're putting on actual reality.

Bro even slapped 75% tariffs on Canada and the EU throughout the multiverse.

This is what happens when a criminal sells a life story to the stupid!

He should always remember 🤪

The greatest Show on Earth🤡

Honestly, I would not be surprised if he actually ends up doing this.

I mean, he already did it to an uninhabited island so it’s not that far fetched

Those pesky penguins charging us 10% tariffs! 😂

Hey, those Penguins have been taking food out of my mouth for years…

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OMG I love this!!!

Of course,Giedi Prime is exempt. Damn Harkonnens.

"Life's better on Saturn" 🎶

At least Melmac is safe.

anyone who actually studied economics at University knows absolutely these numbers are a false sales pitch and do not represent diddly. it's all BS bonkers!

Very true in the eyes of his orange idiot lovers it a different story😤

sorry, I pity the weak & weak minded .... and Ron & I agree completely...

Obviously fake. You know good and damn well, Wakanda would be at 250%.

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Actually, and interestingly enough, no tariffs are being charged on goods or services sourced from Mordor.

Y no tariffs on Agrabah?? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015...

Wakanda’s full of POC, no way it’d be that far down the list…

Stealing..

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Where is Tatooine?

He wouldn’t do tariffs on Mordor.

Obviously fake. There is No way Wakanda wouldn't be tariffed at the highest possible rate.

I really get tired of Jupiter getting such preferential treatment yet Pluto can’t even still be considered a planet. It’s not like Pluto is a girls name or some south American name.

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Not accurate. No penguins.

They’ve had it with him

Classic! 🤣

No tariffs on Gilead

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#PutinPuppet Tariffs youtu.be/1Y0nCGfdB_g?...

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Knowing him as we do, I would think that all of Middle Earth would be affected except Mordor.

Beat me to it!

Just as I predicted! Nothing on Oompa Loompa land. I think that explains everything.

Narnia is run by a very tough and smart lady ... I don't blame her but she's ripping us off.

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Yeah except Mordor, erm Russia, didn't seem to be on his list.

Hybrasil, Utopia, Lilliput still being worked out

Barsoom. Not “Mars”. Let’s try to be culturally competent.

Delicious! 🤣

NGL, surprised Wakanda is in the lower end of stupid. DEI and all. That said, Wakanda don’t play.

I was going to say Wakanda is full of people of color, I'm sure they would be among the hardest hit.

I came here to say the same thing

The penguins on an uninhabited island he put tariffs on are pretty pissed too

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That is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tariff those penguins 🐧🐧🐧🐧 #TrumpTAX25

I wonder how the penguins are going to pa him? Fish?

Penguins have no empathy. Fckrs.

Hope that is environmentally friendly spray paint. 😜

The Peter Principle President

Has anyone learned how to communicate with our Orca overlords yet? Just hoping these people occasionally go on Yacht trips for no specific reason. #teamorca

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BRILLIANT

To be fair, this is an accurate representation of Trump's knowledge of geography.

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