Kid Rock makes music for people who know precisely how much Sudafed they can get for a stolen catalytic converter
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Kid Rock. The poster boy for all the reasons to use birth control.
may 19, 2025, 7:47 pm • 1 0 • view
Kid rock makes music for people who have 5 cars in the driveway and none of them start.
may 19, 2025, 2:02 am • 3 0 • view
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may 19, 2025, 1:11 pm • 3 0 • view
Accurate
may 19, 2025, 3:45 pm • 1 0 • view
He looks like the poster boy for Meth and Oxycontin.
may 18, 2025, 11:38 pm • 3 0 • view
may 18, 2025, 11:33 pm • 1 0 • view
I agree with Kaylan on this one….
may 18, 2025, 11:39 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
may 18, 2025, 11:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Kid Rock was born on third base and claims he always hits a home run.
may 18, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view
He’s not a kid and he definitely doesn’t Rock
may 18, 2025, 11:46 pm • 3 0 • view
Kid Rock makes music for people who wear flag clothes🤣
may 19, 2025, 2:24 am • 5 1 • view
Also for 🗑️ y women like Boebert.
may 19, 2025, 12:45 am • 1 0 • view
For those who find Creed too cerebral.
may 19, 2025, 4:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Patron saint of the comically-unnecessary snorkel on your truck.
may 19, 2025, 3:54 pm • 1 0 • view
And exactly how much Sudafed they can buy at any one drugstore.
may 19, 2025, 12:03 am • 1 0 • view
Actually, that kid rock shit ain't music. No self respecting elevator would allow it.
may 19, 2025, 1:00 am • 1 0 • view
OMG, I’m in tears laughing my ass off!
may 19, 2025, 1:28 am • 1 0 • view
Lol
may 19, 2025, 1:11 pm • 0 0 • view
It upsets me that he stole my look.
may 18, 2025, 11:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Kid Rock makes music for people who know all the Happy Hours and prices in town.
may 19, 2025, 12:03 am • 1 0 • view
And greasy, toothless, pimpled up white folks....Grease Rock genre
may 19, 2025, 12:53 am • 1 0 • view
lol, exactly. But also, I think “makes music” is a stretch ;)
may 19, 2025, 3:51 pm • 1 0 • view
may 19, 2025, 4:05 am • 1 0 • view
Kid rock makes music for dudes who drive modern pieces of shit trucks like this for 200k and the payments as high as a house mortgage.
may 19, 2025, 12:25 am • 3 0 • view
Kid Rock makes music for people who masturbate while watching pro wrestling intros from the 90s while wearing white Oakley knock-offs.
may 18, 2025, 11:46 pm • 14 1 • view
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may 19, 2025, 12:45 am • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣
may 20, 2025, 11:49 am • 1 0 • view
When clowns go bad.
may 18, 2025, 11:48 pm • 2 0 • view
Kid Rock makes noise. Some call it music but my ears tell me that’s a lie.
may 19, 2025, 12:53 am • 1 0 • view
Kid Rock has a restaurant that makes the strip club buffet suddenly seem appealing
may 19, 2025, 3:52 am • 1 0 • view
Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much the daily paying rate for copper is...and exactly where to steal it from
may 19, 2025, 5:51 pm • 10 0 • view
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may 20, 2025, 3:49 am • 4 0 • view
Kid Rock makes music for dudes who go to family reunions to pick up chicks.
may 19, 2025, 12:21 am • 2 1 • view
👏👏😂😂😂👆👆👆
may 19, 2025, 1:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Thanks. We are all in need of a good laugh today. Kid Rocks makes music for those who have to special order condoms that are odd-shaped and micro in size.
may 19, 2025, 12:07 am • 2 0 • view
That is so spot on!
may 18, 2025, 11:33 pm • 1 0 • view
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
may 20, 2025, 9:21 am • 0 0 • view
Meth Rock
may 19, 2025, 3:56 am • 1 0 • view
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may 18, 2025, 11:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Yup
may 18, 2025, 11:33 pm • 2 0 • view
He makes music for dudes who wear makeup
may 18, 2025, 11:45 pm • 1 0 • view