Captain dementia is back at it again

2 weeks down to 7 days, his cognitive decline must be accelerating, judging by the 50% reduction in his attention span

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400% tariffs on farmers, only? Make it 10000000000% !

For the last time: YOU are paying the tariffs

So much butthurt!

I already know exactly which tariff Canada will have to pay on exports to US. Zero. Exactly zero. Just like today. What an idiot...

* The Trump Fox News appointees Administration “Reality Show” & 77 million voters identified with Trump’s madness is a Jim Jones Mass-Psychosis. * www.youtube.com/watch?v=09ma...

Whelp

Go canada

Still no deals Donald??? We are 80 days on the way! Your diplomacy isnt working very wel🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

And 47 still doesn't understand how tariffs work 🙄

He hasn't remembered anything he's seen since the Cold War. 🙄

He simply doesn't register anything unless it benefits him or relates solely to him 🙄 TBH he even gives Narcissists a bad name!

Bingo!

🤡 *thank you for your attention to this matter* 🤡

Yo native speakers, is this even correct? Wouldn't it be 'thank you for your attention on this matter'? Sounds more right :D

Better play it safe and make it two weeks, President TACO

No more 2 weeks?!

Hey, Trump, thank you for your attention to THIS matter 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

FAFO pumpkin tits.

Somehow I feel safer in Canada now that theres no negotiation with the US. No incentive to sell our country.

🇨🇦 🇨🇦

Whatever. 🙄

Oops, we got caught! How embarrassing!

Is it not time to strengthen our partnership with 🇨🇦 and step further away from 🇺🇸?! This administration won’t get better with time!!!

What an absolute wanker. Canada is about to teach you how much *you* depend upon *them* in sooooo many ways😂

King is sad! 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

Bully picks a fight Bully complains when they fight back Trump is not a smart person and his mental decline is making an already dumb person sound like a moron.

Carney is reading you easily! Just cool the jets! Carney is strategic! You are shooting from the ass!

oooh we get to know in one week instead of the usual two

TACO in a week. Probably less.

Made some nice #ElbowsUp #Canada memes recently...😜🇨🇦 Here I just added the captions...🤣 bsky.app/profile/bonk...

it is hard to understate how much Canadians hate trump. We will be fine. But the damage he is causing America will still be felt long after he's dead.

Well everybody does. Except for his death cult and Putin.

Ask a dane and you will get same answer.

Most Americans hate him, too.

49.8% voted for him three times

the voter turnout was around 66%. 34% couldnt be bothered to vote. Of the 66%, 49.8% voted for him.. that's ~33% of the US, hardly the majority.

It doesn’t seem that those that didn’t bother to vote bother to hate Trump. Right now Trump has about 45% of support, 51% don’t support him? Hate? Less than 50%.

🤷‍♂️ Just give it time.

Wait until in the end of this year!

45%? Nah.

Just a reminder — he got 49.8%.

This doesn't really matter because the world won't go back to holding its breath every 4 years waiting for the election results and the next madness.

What happened to 2 weeks! Is that just for mass murderers? Also there is no fucking way he knows what egregious means so who’s got the retards keyboard? 🍊🤡

Looks like it is time to buy maple syrup again, guys.

When roasting a duck breast, incise the fat skin, put herbs according to taste, salt and pepper, pour maple syrup on the skin, and roast in the oven with maple-syruped skin above. Duck breast may be medium rare (it's even better).

Yea sadly there are not many other Canadian products in Europe, at least not in my range. Can't get Maple Sirup every other day. 😅

Go Canada, go !

Every manufacturer in the world will pay the world price for steel, except US manufacturers who will pay 25% more for their steel.

“A direct and blatant attack”… so much for the search of a casus belli. Warmonger Trump busy as usual. Welcome to the EU trade pact Canada.

TACOOOO

This shit again. It’ll be Greenland next week

Trump's doing Hard Brexit, Kim Il Sung's Juche-madness and Mao's Cultural Revolution all at the same time. It's wild!

Yeah. It should be a blast! 🙄

No, Turd. Canada will not be paying. Your voters will. And now go fuck off you lying piece of shit.

deranged senile lunatic as soon as he goes back to the Oval Office he takes his true and hideous form

Please join EU!

Tempting, but we already have a nice trade deal - if you can get some countries to ratify it: "As of 2023, only 17 of 27 EU countries have ratified (as did the United Kingdom before leaving the EU), and Cyprus has voted against ratification." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compreh...

Sigh

This will all end up being a net positive for Canada once our economy completes the transition away from the US and towards Europe/asia. We will support those in our communities that need the most help during the transition and laugh at Americans for willingly living under tacos boot heal.

In long run Canada and EU will have stable workable economy. US will be extremely lucky not to end up in bankruptcy.

Bankruptcy? Fascist regimes usually start a war when they run out of other people's money... He did what? OK then. I rest my case. 🙄

Thing with Trump is he’s not really the classic fascist regime like 30s Italy etc. Any money he’ll spend on war is from his(and his friends) own pocket. He’s more like the old school South American dictators just plundering everything.. ok thinking about it he’s most probably both things😂 man!

The US has already been spending waaay beyond their means. Until now, their credit has been good as gold...🙄

It’s that problem with living from the Dollar printing money when times get tuff and then all of a sudden you’ll have to be like the rest if the world. And the same time getting into trade war with everyone, it’s interesting exonomics to say the least. But you know all this😂

You were the one who brought up South American countries 😁

But the Peso isn’t the Dollar😂 I will never understand the logic of the Gringos, they are so stupid🤣

Inflation, debt, corruption, poverty...it's got a lot of similarities. I hope for everyone's sake it doesn't get as bad as that.

He is very successful with plundering everything. 🤣 www.ctpost.com/business/art...

And, as a foreign investor, why should I invest in the USA? 🤔

It's just that the economy was in the pool and the water is cold.

Shrinkage of vital parts? 😁

Idk man, we’ll see. I’m all for free trade with Canada, wish trump knew that tariffs are, but if you think you will get even trading terms with European countries, you may be in for a surprise.

We already have free trade agreements with Europe (CETA), CPTPP with 10 indo-pacific countries, and Korea (CKFTA). We have rare earth and access to the north-west passage. We’ll be fine lol

And you can enjoy decent healthcare and piss free beer whilst thumbing your nose at the poor fuckers over the border 😅

It's the rat shit and hair in the chocolate that I like the most

In czechia we had a historic moment - a beer (0,5l) was cheaper than 1,5l water lol

Lol yes sir!! Will do exactly that. I want nothing to do with that county, or its citizens, ever again.

50% of us aren't happy about this either. Hope Canada cuts the electricity off to Northern States.

It’s much less than 50% unfortunately

What kind of a dumbfuck are you that you think ALL Americans want to live under Trump? Shut the fuck up. We get why you wouldn’t want to do business with us. We hate the fucker as much if not more than you do. But shut the fuck up

Actions speak, moron. Your “resistance” has been pathetic. Feckless cowards. American heroism is a myth lol. Go post another meme or plan your next monthly protest. Clown

Eat my dick maple maga.

😂 enjoy your fascist dictatorship coward. You’re an embarrassment to the human race

Fuck you maple maga. It’s shitbirds like you that are embarrassment to your country. The myth of the nice Canadian is just that now fuck off. I hope you choke on poutine. Fucking pussy.

Amazing you can type all that with trumps dick in your mouth. Well done. Ya we’re not nice to fascist cowards. The whole fucking world hates you hahahahaha

Bye tourist dollars.

Canada was quite easy country to trade with. But there were another presidents of the USA.

Yeah. Like we bought their stuff and they bought ours. However, that has changed _forever_ 🙄

One day history students will read the writings of this idiot and wonder about the US...

#Fucktrump bsky.app/profile/pbos...

Come on farmers. Speak up. You know Canada isn't causing the current grief.

Grandpa forgot his meds. What an ass clown trump is.

Canada>US every day. Long live the true north!

"The North Remembers"

Grandpa Simpson energy. 🙄 #Trump.

🥱 Canada is moving on, who dat new phone

Slowly but surely boxing himself into a corner👍

Stfu Donnie

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This is horseshit. No dairy tariff of 400% has ever been charged. The Digital Services Tax has been in place for years. He may be referring to a payment schedule, due next week. Canada has held back from reciprocal tariffs - this is the thanks we get.

OMFG! What a 🤡!

U.S. dairy products can enter Canada with low or no tariffs, but only up to specific, negotiated quantities (quotas) under USMCA.

This was mutually agreed upon

I wouldn't drink that crap before the tariffs.

Senile dementia.

Good Job Canada 🇨🇦 👏

He only able bullying smaller Countries. Canada stay firm!!

President Taco 🌮 said he will chicken 🐓 out in a week!

Hey, Donald ⬇️

Do I hear canuckian hockey chants? I think so. Looking forward to a trans Atlantic partnership my Maple Mateys.

Mark Carney is a man who has conviction. Trump is a man who has many convictions.

Hehe!

@charlieangus104.bsky.social @edgeoerin.com @minibubbly.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social @bobcesca.bsky.social Getting your ass handed to you all over the world Donny? Just wait. We know how to deal with little shit potentate wannabes like you. Retire to cheating at golf old man. 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

Lunatic is gonna lunatic.

I think #Trump really, really hates Tesler, but he does not want to say it out loud. #Tesla #Musk

Nail in the coffin of the sailing US economy

Sailing? Ailing! bloody phone spellchecker

🤣🤣🤣🤣 What a tantrum?! lol

I wonder how Canadian tourism is doing, since lots of Canadians don't go to the USA. US tourism on the other hand is collapsing. Yet another loss for the USA. Canadians and Mexicans mad up 51 % of the tourists in the USA.

My city in Canada has lots of US tourists. Numbers seem as good as last year. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

We go up every year, for decades now. I love my Canadian friends, always will. I’ll be happily buying Canadian products, NO American if at all possible for anything. Hang tough, mes amis! Approx 70% of us hate him too, and now they know that every vote counts! And there’s more every day…

I mean, lib dems probably go to Canada to protest against Trump and support Canada. But no Canadian with a sane mind will go to the USA.

Yeah. Even a couple of elderly snowbirds I know who I would previously describe as Trump-adjacent in their views have sold their condo, come back to Canada and are frothing about how much they hate the USA. 🤷‍♀️

I support Canada

Canada already diversified a lot the trades, mostly (but not only) with EU and China. US, yeah, no.

I think Canada has realized that American oligarchs get a free ride while cruely putting their foot on the faces of everyday Americans. So, Canada decided to exercise some justice. The retroactive tax is very clever. Oh Canada. #RetroactiveTaxOnTheTop

What a load of BULLSHIT from this wannabe dicktator, all lies

He's just all bent out of shape because instead of capitulating, calling him sir and begging to be part of the US, Canada very quickly wrote a quarter of a trillion in new trade deals with more stable nations worldwide. Oh Canada...you've done it again.

Love this! Wish more countries were like Canada & not capitulating so much to this nutcase clown. He is a fat old toddler-in-chief who knows absolutely nothing about anything and goes on these tantrums and rants that everyone seems to be ok with (except some like me who think he's a big dipshit).

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Clearly, #TACOTrump hates the US construction industry so much he's willing to shut housing construction down by blocking Canadian lumber.

🙄 #ElbowsUp #FuckTrump

After the elbow, go for the good old knee in the

😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣

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This clown and the tens of millions of members of his cult can sleep peacefully because no matter what this or that government says, they cannot force people to use fascist products.

"Is that Nazi broccoli?" 😁

Indeed!