we are at least two decades out from someone showing up unannounced at your front door and it's a good thing. i can't even remember the last time i picked up the phone not knowing the number and it was a positive experience.

if my door rings unannounced it's 90% someone I don't want at my door

we still get missionaries around here pretty often but i tell them they're just in time for the goat sacrifice and they're welcome to participate and they usually fuck off fast

lmao back when JW wouldn't leave me alone i'd ask them about their policy on hard drugs and chemsex and that usually steered the conversation into an unsalvageable direction.