🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

livshotande fall av "har inte spelat metal gear solid", tragiskt men väntat

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

the delivery... the passion... we should give this man a movie.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

lmao that name rocks

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

"may I suggest also posting interesting and positive content on other matters?"

ཅརཏཏཇབྱཊནཏཇསབྱ (@ruleo.bsky.social) reposted

high poly HD remake

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

lmao this rocks

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

PARADIGMS

Disco Elysium Quotes (@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social) reposted

LOGIC - Sometimes a kebab is just a kebab.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

i think it's one of the best shows on dropout because it's one of the only places where you can get 20 minutes of Jacob Wysocki just running with it

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

www.youtube.com/shorts/h_b5W...

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

i told you it was good! "make some noise" and "very important people" are also great. make some noise is basically just a game changers spinoff, and VIP is more of a long form improv interview.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

jfc how fucked in the head are you people really? why is this the level you chose to operate on? are you folks actually incapable of feeling shame or embarrassment?

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

how is that working out for y'all? lol

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

what the fuck..?

Pile Of Garbage (@pileofgarbage.net) reposted

From Heist on FB (Source: www.facebook.com/share/r/1FBJ...).

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

most impotent "posting through it" to date

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

i can't get over how everything this man does is charming and on point.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

be quiet, genocide supporter

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

not being able to slice sourdough thinly is such an embarrassing admission lol

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

mf typed "funnies"

a werebrick (@bigblocks.bsky.social) reposted

for everyone who's been asking how I became so many of my mates' dads

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

might be one of the funnies things i've ever seen

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

like, having real bad vibes and being a condescending nerd is bad as it is. paying your staff poverty wages while buying lambos and $38,000 watches like they're funko pops is ghoulish. abolish youtubers.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

there's actually no utility in having a mini hitler on your team, it just means that there are more mini hitlers in the world with power.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social)

great news! i found out that Joshua Weissman is a terrible person, so now i can upgrade my blind hatred to justified and righteous hatred.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

november 24 was a terrible time for this site lmao

Drew Smith (@drewpasmith.com) reposted

Yellow!

bakoon (@bakoon.bsky.social) reposted

they should let you do an actual physical darkroom competency exam which if you pass they give you a basic copy of photoshop to use for free for the rest of your life. they should also let me slap any cop i want to full strength in the face and take their gun if i want

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

fighting against trans people’s rights

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

cry about it

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

you are pushing 60, why are you talking like an unemployed redditor?

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

jesus christ, do your fucking job chuck. this is embarrassing

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social)

i need to go to a party i really don't want to attend... and i'm the designated driver.

Kenny Logins (@kennylogins.bsky.social) reposted

a h h , Y E S ! s a t u r d a y s a r e m a d e f o r D A D S ! a n d d a d ‘ s C A R . . . !

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

lmao back when JW wouldn't leave me alone i'd ask them about their policy on hard drugs and chemsex and that usually steered the conversation into an unsalvageable direction.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

we are at least two decades out from someone showing up unannounced at your front door and it's a good thing. i can't even remember the last time i picked up the phone not knowing the number and it was a positive experience.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social)

someone i have never met before rang my doorbell without first making an appointment. what is this, 1975?

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

i got banned from a social media network for posting too spicy that day. good times for sure

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

i'm operating under the belief that we wouldn't be able to hear our own thoughts over the cheering and chaos outside if he croaks.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

and the rest are java developers scared that they might confuse someone with a stray class declaration

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

he's set up ambitious but achievable OKRs and is currently drafting evidence based KPIs for the whole working group

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

lol, so clueless

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

can you fucking not?

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

fuck off dipshit, hope that helps.

The Louvre of Bluesky (@thelouvreof.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

thank you! that's my favorite photo from that outing

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

alt version

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

i was so tempted but the lower part of that structure had rotted away

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🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social)

cars are a receptacle of all of their users bad moments and worst impulses. cars don't remember your good days, but they will remind you of every time you got careless and every time you had a awful morning.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

it's a jeep thing, no one understands

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social)

it's a microdose and edit photos kind of day today, sheesh.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social)

i kind of miss the days when ai tech only destroyed the livelihoods of artists instead of enabling delusional murder-suicides.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

she worked for a agency that murders people all the time and is trying to lie about the murders and human rights violations. fuck her, the dirt beneath your feet has more utility to society.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

wait, a fed is a lying scumfuck? shocking.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

if you think those are the same as working for the torture agency you’re dumb as shit.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

it’s perfectly normal to see people who worked for the fbi as scum.

victoria scott (@victoriascott.bsky.social) reposted

people keep talking about wide format shots so here's a throwback from an old photo zine i did (digital shot)

pork, cheese, broccoli rabe (@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz) reposted

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

ever needed to go so bad you did a 26%er?

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

anthropology is so cool fr

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

oh fuck i want to get creamed so bad (ricotta di bufala campana)

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

dude stfu

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

dude, if a "liberation movement" is happening on someone else's land it's just imperialism.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

those bastards have stolen my recipe!

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

stealing back my grill

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

there is a big room on the other end. I kind of want to enter, but I’m lowkey terrified

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

hm…

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

wonder what is in that space up there…

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

hi-vis jacket save me

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social)

i made it, fuck this place is massive

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

not sure if i want to break in unless it's very easy, but i'll poke around at least. bringing some high vis orange clothing to look like i belong. the stuff you get away with wearing bright orange is wild.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

many people are saying this. wish me luck!

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

this reads like the last post someone does before they find them drowned in a flooded basement in an old factory.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social)

i'm bored. i think i've found an urbex place. crossing my fingers i get to see something interesting.

Anna (@actuallyannalise.bsky.social) reposted

When someone asks what I plan to bring with me when I travel:

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

i've finally gotten out, for now, but it's gta online. there are bones of a really fun game in there, but they're buried under so much time wasting bullshit that it's only digestible in small chunks. and the player base consists of some of the worst people i've ever run into.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

*me when i'm being a good person who sees the complex nuances of the political landscape* this might come as a surprise to you, fucker, but some people get really horned up at the idea of people getting murdered while begging for aid

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

murdering countless of thousands of people is a bit more than "shady and crappy" you fucking soulless ghoul

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

you worked for an evil organisation, and the world is a worse place because of the work you have enabled the FBI to do. no amount of snarky comments will wash that away.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

*checks bio* alright fed, sure...

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

this exchange had my fucking blood boiling. one of the most ghoulishly political answers anyone has ever shit out of their mouths. i don't think i can say how i feel about ritchie.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

this is literally it. i have no idea how the other guy is so slow that he doesn’t get it. lost cause i’m afraid.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

look at the post jeff. at least 3 hours. also, no. i logged on to bully jimmy. nothing slides here.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

caleb hearon is on top of his game and jimmy beast is popular with 8 year olds and three adults who operate on the level of an 8 year old.

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social)

terry pratchett and clank

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

lmao

🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ 🚗 (@turbofalcon.bsky.social) reply parent

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