3 month outlook: US inflation grows. Countries dump dollars, US interest rates double. US ground forces in Yemen, get bogged down. US joins Israeli war with Iran. China invades Taiwan. U.S. finds it no longer has allies, cannot effectively respond. Penguins from Greenland capture White House.
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Penguins secretly invaded Greenland on a homemade plane from Madagascar. Obviously. 🤣🤣
the last prediction sound like ok news. The rest aint so good. If trump doesn't work for putin he is the best useful idiot the kremlin could ever desire. I fear it the latter, which makes it all even more sad. Ruined by a fool with power.
How does one ally with this penguin hoard?
At least the US wil get a smarter president. Skipper knows how to run things.
Alternate COA: US “protectively” invades Taiwan.
Can we just skip to the last one
Penguins would be a better president
I’m giving A.I. this one. Well done. 👍🏼
Although the head on that big guy in the left background…maybe I haven’t had enough coffee but…
Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere. Other than that, spot on!
you missed out, 'massive global economic downturn' leading to a depression....
Gold.
I’m ok with that as long as the penguins take the White House
I for one welcome our new penguin overlords. They seem a lot less racist than the current administration.
I saw some forward deployed units. They were attempting to build a FOB but it was all white and snowy in the middle of a zoological park. Fools! Super easy to spot.
I for one look forward to our new avian overlords.
All hail the great march of the penguins
I getting the feeling that Trump wouldn't defend Taiwan, at all. What's in it for him?
Chips
Potato or Poker?
Potato chips that look like poker chips, you can play with them, then eat em
If you need to reply to say that penguins don’t live on Greenland, I challenge you to prove it!
They dont live in Greenland. They only work there. Duh.
Penguin mercenaries.
Their commute to work is so long, and they do it swimming in suits!🫡
Illegally I bet!
The Manchot Emperor strikes back !! (Ok this jokes works better in French but still...)
They're secretly working for the Canadians.
Nah they got GREENcards from Greenland! On the H1Fish visa
Penguins are a minority and do not hold enough political or economic capital to hold Trump's interest in any significant way. It is highly likely he'll write them all off as DEI hires.
Those penguins need to get to gettin.' The sooner they invade, the sooner we can end this nonsense.
They live in Penguinland, the color green lives in Greenland, it's in the name dumbass!
It's like there are no polar bears in Finland. Well here is one, watch out it look hungry!
Probably forward deployed from the Heard and McDonald Islands
They don't live there but they have a top secret military base in which they train for possible military scenarios I can't tell you where it is or what they train for, but it does involve storming houses that are painted white
Special Forces Penguins are already embedded…
we danes and greenlanders are sooo tired of Trump's + MAGA's bizarre plans (to steal Greenland) Maybe it would be an idea--to make the US a welfare state--before you invade an ally.? Where is the US free healthcare ? Where are your civil rights f? Where is your free higher education ?
If they say that then it means they never heard about Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private
In french the species in the north are called pinguin and in the south manchot. In english only pinguin in the north and the south maybe it causes confusions.
It's because they are part of a defensive icelliance
Are you referring to AGM-119? www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaOG...
Possible, penguins have a unique uniform already! What else needed?
youtu.be/HJ8qGOe2K0o?...
Hopefully the penguins can do it, they would raise the level of competency a fair bit.
Canadian polar bears burn the White House down.
![Penguins from Greenland [sic] celebrating](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rmssqh2f55dzblm6ryuayrdz/bafkreidzi4kabbd4d7dqsiuttfxala3wtyoeoqkh26lnvl2prwwktikbwm@jpeg)
